So what, is there something in the air? :(

metaphor • 13 September 2011 at 9:58 PM

I've been feeling kind of crappy as of late. Like, beyond opposite gender blues..just generally kind of low.

So uh, make me laugh?
Smile?

carnatate • 13 September 2011 at 10:00 PM

What does a cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages? *stupid smile* Tis a joke from ATLA 8D hope it shall cheer u up

metaphor • 13 September 2011 at 10:02 PM

@carnatate

Lol, it made me smile. xD

Deleted • 13 September 2011 at 10:02 PM

@metaphor I've got one...

Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

teehee. Bad puns are always funny...or maybe I'm just crazy 😉

Come on crowd, jazz up! 😊 Feel better!

trish • 13 September 2011 at 10:03 PM

THE STEREOTYPICAL PEOPLE @taffy789 JOIN ME WITH THE CONVERSATION ON THE BLOG THE OTHER DAY! XD


Stereotype California Girl: *giggle giggle* "There's a squirrel on your face!" *clap clap jump jump*

Stereotype Cowboy: 'Why girl. This here is a mustache!'

Stereotype CA Girl: *haha* "Your stupid! OMGEE, I WANT A VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND!!! EEEEEP!"

Cowboy: 'Ya'll young ladys up on that there coast dun't know how to spoke like 'em westerns here.'

silver_winged • 13 September 2011 at 10:03 PM

I know how you feel. Maybe my favorite joke will cheer you up? c:

What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business!

carnatate • 13 September 2011 at 10:09 PM

Deh answer is "A cabbage Patch" XD

___ • 13 September 2011 at 10:12 PM

I have... 'jokes'. xD

"I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

"Knock knock,
Who's there?
Owl
Owl who?
Hoo hoo!" - xD my 5year old cousin invented that joke x3

...

"What's a polar bear's favourite vacation spot?
Brr-muda!"

"Why did the pie you to the dentist?
Because it needed a filling!"

ping if you want more o_o;; xD

taffy789 • 13 September 2011 at 10:14 PM

@trish

Ya'll young ladys up on that there coast dun't know how to spoke like 'em westerns here.
B)

Two muffins are in an oven.
The first muffins says to the second muffin, "Is it hot in here to you?"
The second muffin replies, "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN."

XD

lizardfeather • 13 September 2011 at 10:15 PM

Ah hem.

I would like to imply that you ailment is of an abstract cause that may be amended with genesis of firing neurons in your cerebreal cortex that cause your diapram to contract in a gesticulation of amusement at the impeccable vocabulary of mah ammmmaaazing sentence 😃

___ • 13 September 2011 at 10:17 PM

o-o @lizardfeather RESPECTTTT

christened_moon • 13 September 2011 at 10:18 PM

I have a "joke." Please, bare with me.

How do you fit four elephants in a Minicoop?
-Two in front, two in back
How do you fit four giraffes in a Minicoop?
-You can't; there's already four elephants in there.


How do you know there's one elephant in your fridge?
-There's footprints in the butter.
How do you know there's two elephants in your fridge?
-They giggle when the lights go out.
How do you know there's three elephants in your fridge?
-You can't quite get the door closed.
How do you know there's four elephants in your fridge?
-There's a Minicoop parked outside.

lol XD

lizardfeather • 13 September 2011 at 10:21 PM

@___ Nah I just threw some fancy words in place of normals ones xDDD

Contrarily, I simply sped up the process of entropy of commonplace words and inserted a few of the genteel type in order to engender a sentence with a more impressive auditory aspect than it actually is

ROOFFL

___ • 13 September 2011 at 10:22 PM

@lizardfeather O_O but, still! 😋

@christened_moon BAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
I'm a sucker for sappy/lame stuff. 😃

christened_moon • 13 September 2011 at 10:23 PM

@lizardfeather...As a Physics major I'm obliged to be offended at your use of the word entropy...instead I'll laugh as small children try to figure out what you're saying. 😃

icymuffin • 13 September 2011 at 10:27 PM

@taffy789

OHMAHGOODNESS.
You've met my cousin~~?!

//smacked// xD

lizardfeather • 13 September 2011 at 10:27 PM

@christened_moon

TT_TT lol yea it was a pretty loosely used phrase xD

It's the gradual disorganization of the universe right? (to put it simply) Gah I can't think of a better way to phrase it nyah >~< I know there's an example in my brain somewhere 😋

silver_winged • 13 September 2011 at 10:29 PM

@lizardfeather

Bizarre use of entropy, I have to say. X3

And nobody liked the jalapeno joke? :c

metaphor • 13 September 2011 at 10:42 PM

Lol, thanks guys. I smiled a lot.
And on top of all that: new NC video!
Yeaaaah!!
Forgot there was a reason to like Tuesdays.

taffy789 • 13 September 2011 at 10:47 PM

@icymuffin

Yes. I ate them.

WATCH MARMITE IS TERRIBLE ON YOUTUBE TO GET THAT REFRENCE! XD

redfire77 • 13 September 2011 at 11:01 PM

@metaphor listen to Lucky by jason mraz 😸 it makes me smile

metaphor • 13 September 2011 at 11:07 PM

Ooh, I will.
Jason Mraz does have the tendency to put me in a better mood for whatever reason.
Plus, it's a change. I've been spending the past few days seething in frustrating to Michelle Branch's "Are You Happy Now?" 😋

redfire77 • 13 September 2011 at 11:08 PM

@metaphor haha, I would hate her.

metaphor • 13 September 2011 at 11:10 PM

@redfire77

As of now, I'm like being an emo-kid, all "OMG SHE UNDERSTANDS ME!" xD

But really, I love how there's always a song that relates to how you're feeling or that can make you feel better when you're down. Makes you feel less alone.😸

pipkitten • 13 September 2011 at 11:13 PM

@Metaphor: Here's a song that'll cheer you up! 😊
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suRsxpoAc5w

redfire77 • 13 September 2011 at 11:14 PM

@metaphor bwajajajaja XD emo. now all you have to do is wear skinny jeans and play guitar in the garage

metaphor • 13 September 2011 at 11:23 PM

@redfire77

i'm already guilty of writing poetry!
guess now I'll have to include the words "dark, sadness, blood, knife, tears, moon, night"...all in one poem.

redfire77 • 13 September 2011 at 11:25 PM

@metaphor so you're saying that all poets are emo?

Sadness

the dark is like a knife
the moon is gone from the night
my tears turn to blood

by redfire77

XD that took like 10 seconds

darcy_vasquez • 14 September 2011 at 12:25 AM

"Giving is better than receiving.

Signature, a Boxer."

metaphor • 14 September 2011 at 12:45 AM

@redfire77

Nah, I write poetry. I just don't like the whole "poetry = emo/scene kid/speshul snowflake hipster" stereo type. Like, I love spoken word poetry, but I hate how when I go to buy Buddy Wakefield poems on iTunes it's under that kind of category.