PUNS

moonweaver • 15 November 2018 at 7:35 PM

@purrystitches

Love this! Are they only about animals? Anyway, I have aton!!!


If you judge someone in your head, does that make you JudgeMENTAL?

I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he actually laughs!

When is a dragon hungry? Knight time!

firegem97 • 15 November 2018 at 7:59 PM

Q:What Kind Of Instrument Does A Skeleton Play?
A: A Tron-BONE
Alternate Answer:
A: A Xylo-BONE

skyfall4 • 16 November 2018 at 12:13 AM

Do you like soup?
It must be SOUPer!

Why did the zoo shut down?
It wasn't up to the KOALAty standards!

When my optometrist fell ill, I sent a get well soon card because EYE CARE!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working or do I have to keep knocking?

I've got tons more... for the reason of annoying people xD

seraph • 17 November 2018 at 7:54 AM

Let's get one thing straight- I'm not.

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!

firegem97 • 17 November 2018 at 8:23 AM

I Went To A Animal Museum Yesterday...It Was Pretty Boar-ing
(all i really got are animal puns)