~~**~~Chuck Norris Jokes ~~**~~

awesomeness • 24 September 2011 at 12:39 AM

I'm rather bored. 😋 So I decided to make this list. ^^
I got these all from this website :
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

#ChuckNorris

~~~~~ Random Chuck Norris Facts ~~~
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares at them intill he gets the information he wants.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Chuck Norris can make a slinky go up the stairs.
-Chuck Norris can roll a 14 with a pair of dice.
-When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
-How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
-Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
-Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
-I bet Chuck Norris can't roundhouse kick me before I finish th......

sky • 24 September 2011 at 12:44 AM

LOL. My Blobbart on my other account @Fate is named Chuck, specifically named after Chuck Norris himself.

x3

icymuffin • 24 September 2011 at 12:46 AM

My favorite one is:

Chuck Norris once had a sandbox... it is now known as the Sahara Desert.
xD

awesomeness • 24 September 2011 at 12:49 AM

@icymuffin - That was once my status update. XD

trish • 24 September 2011 at 12:50 AM

MythBusters confirmed Chuck Norris facts. 😋

icymuffin • 24 September 2011 at 12:51 AM

@trish
xD
Nice~~~~~~


Stole the name ChuckNorris because of this ;p

awesomeness • 24 September 2011 at 12:54 AM

@icymuffin - If I ever make a second Storage Account...


@chucknorris

XD Jusk kidding XD

trish • 24 September 2011 at 12:56 AM

I also like the one with the upside down letters. 😋

awesomeness • 24 September 2011 at 12:58 AM

Chuck Norris beat Portal. Without a Portal Gun.

Chuck Norris can EAT water....

XD

univea • 21 April 2012 at 4:17 PM

@taffy789 / @awesomeness
I LIKE TO REVIVE TOPICS
PLUS I HAVE SOME MORE JOKES



-Chuck Norris can kick you in the face with his fist.

-Chuck Norris was once on the Price is Right, and the price was wrong.

-Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR

-Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

-The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife

- Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest ..with his leg.

-Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."

-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

-Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

-Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.

-Chuck Norris once made an origami nuclear warhead that worked
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-Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE , laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.

-Chuck Norris once drowned a fish underwater.

-Chuck Norris can see the eighth color in a rainbow.

-Chuck Norris can bowl perfect games using ping pong balls.

-Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

asi • 24 April 2012 at 9:01 PM

OuO

gggaaahhh1 • 24 April 2012 at 9:25 PM

This is SO wrong on SO many levels!