Warriors Zoo! A spoof! Warriors lovers and unacknowledged welcome!

leopardclaws • 11 April 2011 at 4:44 PM

Warriors Zoo!
A series of spoofs!

Episode 1 PART 1/4
Brambleclaw: I really hate my job
Mudclaw: Are you kidding me? Your job is fit for celebrities! I have to clean out the animals "belongings"
Brambleclaw: Well YOU don't have to give little kits tours! They are evil I tell you! EVIL!!! You can see it in their eyes!
Random kit: Can I have a cookie? 😉
Mudclaw: NO! THIS IS MY COOKIE! NONE SHALL EAT MY COOKIE EXCEPT FOR THEE! 😋
Random kit: *Eyes glow red and mouth starts foaming* GIVE. ME. COOKIE!!!!! RAWWWWWWR!!!
Mudclaw: AHHHHHH!! SAVE US! The kits brain has been taken over by the guacamole monster of Guatemala! EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! *drops cookie and runs around the zoo having a panic attack*
Random kit: *sees cookie on ground* *pounces on cookie* *mouth stops foaming and eyes stop glowing red* Yum, thank-you! 😈
Brambleclaw: *sigh* That's not even the worst of it! *going crazy* Yesterday those tiny piles of foxdung jumped into the jaguar cage and I, almost got fired! It is time I GET REVENGE MWHAHAHA! *faints*
Littlecloud: *gasp* A new record! This one lasted 4 days without fainting! *takes out walkie talkie* Cinderpelt, I got a 1-1 situation, I need backup.
Cinderpelt: *in walkie talkie* Okey dokey, I'll be there!

Super hero music plays:
To the tune of i'm walking on sunshine
Nobody's can stop herrrr!
No-oh-oh!
She's invinceballllle!
oh oh! oh oh oh ohh!
Cinnnn-der-pelt! Yeah!

please post so i can post the rest

redstar-fireclan • 11 April 2011 at 4:54 PM

ok..soo how do we do this rp?

leopardclaws • 12 April 2011 at 10:42 AM

this is not an rp, it's a spoof story
Episode 1 PART 2/4

Cinderpelt: *poofs in* Hi Cinderpelt here how may I help you?
Littlecloud: Brambleclaw has fainted... but guess what?!? He broke the record!
Cinderpelt: Oooh myyyy gosssh! Shut-up!
Littlecloud: YOU SHUT-UP!
Cinderpelt: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Littlecloud: Oh so now you call me stupid!? That's it! You wanna go lady!
Cinderpelt: Bring it!
Littlecloud & Cinderpelt: *tackle*
Mudclaw: *still running around screaming*
Brambleclaw: *wakes up* Wha? Where am I? Last I remember I was at the zoo!
Tawnypelt: You're in the magical land of fairytopia! Spread your wings and fly! *floats up into the air singing we can't be tamed*
Brambleclaw: o_O Sissy?
Tawnypelt: *swoops down into Brambleclaw's face* How dare you! *slaps*
Brambleclaw: Hey! SISSY! YOU WILL PAY!
Tawnypelt: STOP. CALLING. ME. A. SISSY!!
Brambleclaw: -__- Woooow, maybe the guacamole's of Guatemala are taking over cats' brains.
Tawnypelt: O_o What are you talking about?
Brambleclaw? How did you get on the ground? You were just flying!
Tawnypelt: Uhhhh last time I checked, cats don't have wings, mouse brain.
Brambleclaw: But- You were just- With the wings- magical land- fairytopia-
Tawnypelt: Do you need a visit to the doctors?

please post so i can post the rest 😃

qwaszx • 12 April 2011 at 10:44 AM

Okay go on.

leopardclaws • 12 April 2011 at 11:06 AM

thanks 😃
Chapter 1 PART 3/4
Tawnypelt: This taking waaaay to long.
Brambleclaw: *looks around nervously*
Tawnypelt: Are you ok?
Brambleclaw: *looks around nervously*
Tawnypelt: Are you ok?
Brambleclaw: *looks around nervously*
~this continues for several minutes~
Tawnypelt: STOP IT! *tackles*
Brambleclaw: *looks around nervou-head falls off*
Tawnypelt: YAY! Your head fell off! I win!? Wait? *gasp* BRAMBLECLAW'S A ROBOT! OMG! Wait?.. I'm so cunfuzzled!
Yellowfang: Hi! I'm Doctor Yellowfang, please come to room 106!
Tawnypelt: *slaps doctor* *runs* Nobody can find out that Brambleclaw is a robot!
But where will I go? I'll have to go into hiding! *thinks* Ooooh! I know where to hide! They'll never find me at my den! *runs to den*
*walks into den* *sets down Brambleclaw on couch*
REAL Brambleclaw: *is on computer playing wizard101* Take that!!!! Ohh I'm so scared of your lightning cyclops! ooh!
Tawnypelt: Brambleclaw?
Brambleclaw: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO WIN HERE!
Tawnypelt: *calls doctor*
Yellowfang: *picks up phone* Heyyy! This is Yellowfang speaking! How can I help you?
Tawnypelt: My brother Brambleclaw would like to donate is brain to scientific research!
Yellowfang: Okey-dokey! Our only available appointment is in 6 minutes, think you can make it?
Tawnypelt: Of course we can dummy.
Yellowfang: hangs up
Tawnypelt: *throws bucket of water on brambleclaw*
Brambleclaw: *poofs*
Tawnypelt: *sprays self with water and poofs*

please post so i can post the last part of episode 1

qwaszx • 12 April 2011 at 11:48 AM

Okay this is kinda crazy no offense.😋

leopardclaws • 12 April 2011 at 4:16 PM

Episode 1 4/4
IMPORTANT: YELLOWFANG HAS AN ENGLISH ACCENT (LIKE FROM ENGLAND)
Brambleclaw: AHHHHHHH!
Tawnypelt: *thump*
Brambleclaw: EWWWW Get your stinky face out of my but
Tawnypelt: MY FACE IS STINKY? YOUR BUT SMELLS LIKE THE PITS OF TARTARUAS!
Brambleclaw: YOU MEAN!
Yellowfang: please report to the surgical removal room.
Brambleclaw: Why are we here, and why is Yellowfang taking us to the "surgical removal room?"
Tawnypelt: ... *sprays*
Brambleclaw: AHHHHHHHGGGGG! WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST SPRAY IN MY EYES?
Tawnypelt: Peppa Spray!! Isn't it yummy????!
Brambleclaw: NO!
Yellowfang: HURRY UP AND GET YOUR BUT UP HERE!
Tawnypelt: C'mon, Yellowfangs getting cranky... crankier than usual anyways...
Brambleclaw: Fineeeena!!! Let's go!
*elevator music*
*ding!*
*doors open*
Yellowfang: Finally! Now, Brambleclaw, please take a seat.
Brambleclaw: ... ok...
Yellowfang: Now, all I'm gonna do is give you some yummy apple juice, yes drink it up little Bramby, drink it!
Brambleclaw: *sniffs* What are you gonna do after I drink it?
Yellowfang: Don't you know? You signed up to donate your brain to science so I'm gonna remove your brain.
Brambleclaw: 😱 NO *BITES YELLOWFANG*
Yellowfang: CALM DOWN! STOP BITING ME!!! *takes out shot gives Brambleclaw a shot*
Brambleclaw: *gasp* *falls down* when I was a kit I ate poo poo hehehe tawnypwelt is soooo hot... hehehe when is my mommy gonna be heeeeeerrre??? i needa tell you a seecwet!!! hheehe I know your secret! hehehe 😸

whitefall • 12 April 2011 at 4:27 PM

Lol. XD This is hilarious. What's your favorite character? mine is Cinderheart! ❤️ *points to my Rhine*

miomar • 12 April 2011 at 4:28 PM

???

whitefall • 12 April 2011 at 4:31 PM

Okay, it's odd, but I think the first part of the whole thing is funny. 😉

leopardclaws • 12 April 2011 at 4:47 PM

lol thanks, I'll post more later 😃

Deleted • 12 April 2011 at 4:49 PM

Awwwwhhh I LOVE warriors! Brambleclaw and Lionblaze are mine forever! ❤️

whitefall • 12 April 2011 at 4:50 PM

I love the whole Lionblaze ❤️ Cinderheart thing. I knew it was going to happen. ❤️333

leopardclaws • 12 April 2011 at 4:54 PM

I KNOW RIGHT!? On saturday I went to a bookstore where erin hunter was promoting her new book, I got it signed and she was really funny!

hvernon • 12 April 2011 at 5:36 PM

Funny and I love Warriors.

Deleted • 12 April 2011 at 5:53 PM

@whitefall me 2 😊

redstar-fireclan • 13 April 2011 at 4:38 PM

OMG HOW CAN PPL LIKE LIONSTUIPD! Jayfeather is best and scourge and hawkfrost and Ashfur and Brokenstar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

qwaszx • 13 April 2011 at 4:39 PM

POST POST POST!!!XD

redstar-fireclan • 13 April 2011 at 4:51 PM

me?

leopardclaws • 13 April 2011 at 8:57 PM

its not letting me post over 1500 characters but i hav this thing on my laptop that tells me how many characters i have and i had less the 1500, im gonna report it to Ian

redstar-fireclan • 14 April 2011 at 3:21 PM

@leopardclaws 4 saying that? oh, that wasn't really me....it was my 11 year old cousin....Who's Ian? And I like lionblaze..but i also like jay,ash, hawk,and broken.

leopardclaws • 14 April 2011 at 6:54 PM

@redstar-fireclan sorry im confused what do you refer to when you say "4 saying that?" for saying what? also, Ian is the owner of the site.

redstar-fireclan • 15 April 2011 at 11:23 AM

@leopardclaws oh, kk.....4 saying the thing about "lionstuipd" I like him..but i also like jay,scourge,ash,broken,and hawk.
I'm srry..i'll try 2 make sure it won't happen again.

scarlettsong • 31 May 2011 at 4:40 PM

I am the biggest warriors fan ever!!!
Your spoof is so funny!!!!
I like the new record for not fainting. Very funny.
Hmmmm.... This spoof seems familar. Did
you post it on the warriors website?

lisa1321 • 2 June 2011 at 5:19 PM

I ❤️ WARRIORS!!!! ❤️ 😊 =] ❤️

taffy789 • 2 June 2011 at 5:24 PM

GIVE ME THE COOKIE!!!! *rawr* Lol. 😊

I like Yellowfang. 😊 She was only a character for like, 2 books though. >_<

redstar-fireclan • 2 June 2011 at 8:37 PM

i love scourge! 2 books! i love yellow 2. and brokenstar (IDK WHY! >.<)

lisa1321 • 4 June 2011 at 11:55 AM

I have 3 fav.s they r Fireheart, Brambleclaw, and Squirrelflight. Theyre in the 3rd or 4th series i think

redstar-fireclan • 4 June 2011 at 7:05 PM

@lisa1321 err...ok..Fireheart is fireSTAR now. (I HATE HIM!) ;D 😃

Deleted • 4 June 2011 at 7:19 PM

@redstar-fireclan Why do you hate him? :c I have to admit I liked him BEFORE he was leader, though..