Ruin or Grant a Wish

toebeans • 28 December 2021 at 6:58 PM

Granted, but it follows you CONSTANTLY

Deleted • 10 January 2022 at 6:19 PM

You forgot to make a wish.
I’ll start us up again.

I wish I could kick my internet addiction.

kataclysm • 10 March 2022 at 7:06 AM

Granted, but you pick up a worse addiction: chocolate. You spend every waking moment thinking about it. You eat so much chocolate that one day, you wake up and realise that you have become a chocolate, life-size version of yourself. You think you'd be delighted, but you can't move, and the sun from your window is getting closer and closer to you...

I wish I was able to fly.

mastergemma • 10 March 2022 at 9:24 AM

@kataclysm

Granted but just like the story of Icarus you fly too close to the sun and your wax wings melt away. With the limited movement you have left in your wings you steadily fall back to earth, unable to fly again.


I wish I could sing well.

Deleted • 10 March 2022 at 11:48 AM

@mastergemma
Granted, but everyone wants you to sing for them. (OOC: It’s great to see some activity in this thread! I thought it was a goner.)

I wish this site was more active (within reason).

artistictiger • 24 May 2022 at 7:43 PM

@lilacfox

Wish granted but now there’s so many people the servers have crashed!

I wish it wasn’t cold and rainy outside

kataclysm • 25 May 2022 at 5:09 AM

@artistictiger

Granted, but instead of cold rain, the weather becomes unpredictable and supernatural. Coins, screws and various little metal trinkets fall from the sky causing immeasurable but minor environmental damage.

I wish I was made of doughtnuts.

Deleted • 25 May 2022 at 4:14 PM

Granted, but ants infest you.

I wish for this wish to get ruined.

kataclysm • 30 May 2022 at 10:03 AM

Granted, but you accidentally open a wish-granting-wish-ruining paradox and the world slowly folds in on itself until everything, and everyone, cease to exist.

I wish for an all expenses paid trip to Ark.

Deleted • 30 May 2022 at 2:42 PM

Granted, but it’s one way.

I wish for nothing.

ghostified • 8 June 2022 at 7:57 AM

" Effective 5/19/21, wishes for "nothing," "I don't know," "I wish," or any variants will be ignored." >😊 (That's the answer :])

I wish for life .-.

Deleted • 10 June 2022 at 2:14 PM

Granted, but it’s a free trial.

I wish for owhwvskspagsbskxjzvskspdhaoaahaj.

wonder404exe • 10 June 2022 at 2:19 PM

Ruined, owhwvskspagsbskxjzvskspdhaoaahaj is not a thing xD

I wish for an other cye 😸

Deleted • 10 June 2022 at 7:05 PM

Granted, but it’s frozen and you can’t use items on it

I wish for another countryball plush

kataclysm • 15 June 2022 at 6:02 AM

Granted, but it immediately dissolves the moment you lay eyes on it.

I wish for an easy way to generate CaveCash.

Deleted • 15 June 2022 at 2:41 PM

Granted, but you need to buy it with money

I wish for energy

mightyeglantine • 16 June 2022 at 1:56 AM

Granted, but this energy forms an aura of pure static electricity surrounding you that overloads all electronics you touch.

I wish to be able to speak every language in the world!

Deleted • 16 June 2022 at 10:38 AM

Granted, but only 1 word of each

I wish for wioqidhfndlakskaqwerrt

kataclysm • 22 June 2022 at 5:13 AM

Granted, but you're admitted to the hospital for unimaginative answers where you never see the light of day again.

I wish to see a meteor shower.

Deleted • 22 June 2022 at 7:47 AM

Granted! You have the honor of being able to view one while riding a meteor!

I wish for į

cranberrycat1 • 22 June 2022 at 9:19 AM

Granted but know you can only speak Latin (I think that type of i is used in Latin)

I wish for 50k ec

Deleted • 22 June 2022 at 5:45 PM

Granted, you sold your soul for it

I wish for wish

wonder404exe • 22 June 2022 at 5:48 PM

Granted, but you wished for a wish but you already wished

I wish for a dog

Deleted • 23 June 2022 at 12:32 PM

Granted, but it dies.

I wish for my Discord to be more active

mr-blue-bones • 23 June 2022 at 3:23 PM

Granted, but your server is filled only with bots that multiply every time they interact with each other.

I wish for more cove spaces

Deleted • 23 June 2022 at 10:28 PM

Granted, but you have to sell all your favorite creatures to pay for it and even that isn’t enough to save you from bankruptcy

I wish for a countryball plush

cranberrycat1 • 24 June 2022 at 10:25 AM

Granted but it’s torn to shreds as soon as it enters your house.

I wish I could speak 3 languages

starsight • 24 June 2022 at 12:42 PM

Granted, but each time you speak one of them, you mess up and end up speaking another.
I wish for a cat!

Deleted • 24 June 2022 at 11:49 PM

Granted, but it runs away

I wish for canelone

kataclysm • 4 July 2022 at 4:08 AM

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish for a teleportation device.