Be as unhelpful as possible (version 1 I think?)

ilikememes128 • 2 June 2024 at 5:35 PM

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Created: June 2, 2024

First question: So we know flamingoes eat shrimp and become pink, what if someone gives it a blueberry? Will it be blue?

ravensong • 2 June 2024 at 6:23 PM

Well, we are what we eat. So yes, blueberries will make flamingoes blue, carrots will make them orange, and if they managed to eat a rainbow, they would turn into the colors of a rainbow.

Will a frog make a splash sound even if no one is there to hear it?

orangethefruit • 2 June 2024 at 10:20 PM

Obviously not, splash sounds from frogs are only a mean of communication to announce their presence, the same way we say hi to other people. It might need some revision from them though since announcing predators their presence doesn't seem like the wisest thing to do.

Do appliances, like toasters and kettles, have any hard feelings towards getting plugged and unplugged daily?

emeraldwhale • 7 June 2024 at 7:34 PM

Yes, they hate it. They despise being unplugged. Plugging and unplugging them daily is considered illegal in 14 countries and can have a fine of up to $2,000 and repossession of your device.

What is the best way to get rid of stinkbugs in my house?

hairycarrot • 17 June 2024 at 7:51 AM

Stinkbugs love to be near people. If you want to remove them from your house, you need to start living outside. Once you've established an exterior domicile, it will be safe to occasionally visit the indoors, as the stinkbugs would have updated their residence. However, if you move back in, then the bugs will return with you.

How do you make spaghetti?

ashlinnhi • 17 June 2024 at 9:24 AM

This is a practice that emerged in the late 1600s but died out due to misinformation through hearsay. Tragic, as it's clear (from personal experience) that following these steps will yield the best possible spaghetti:

1. Build a minuscule cradle — tutorial channels such as 5-minute crafts will be a great help here, or you can ask your local crow.
2. Take one spaghetti strand and place it gently in your cradle. Leave it in for around 74 seconds, while rocking the cradle and singing a lullaby of your choice.
3. Repeat step 2 for each individual spaghetti strand you plan on using.
4. Prepare a large bowl of lukewarm water. Swirl the contents three times clockwise with a fork.
5. Place your spaghetti into the bowl of water and let it sit for around 3 hours.
6. Move the contents of the bowl into a medium-sized pot. Bring it to a boil on an induction stove (note: do NOT use a gas stove, or your laptop will blow up).
7. Finally, add your choice of dry ingredients (cereal, crackers, dirt, etc.) to your cooked spaghetti. Mix it in if preferred.
8. Your spaghetti is ready! Enjoy!

fromthebog • 20 June 2024 at 3:50 PM

Experts suggest that on average one cat can befriend 2.5 dogs. More than that is often extra stress on the cat, and the dogs may begin to act as if they are cats. Cats can provide balance to a dogs life, giving them order and wisdom.

anarchy • 20 June 2024 at 7:11 PM

@fromthebog i think you ask a question now 😋

fromthebog • 21 June 2024 at 11:07 AM

OOPS umm How do I get the rarest egg cave creatures?

ilikememes128 • 21 June 2024 at 3:21 PM

@fromthebog
You have to go by the cave, befriend a bat so it can use Echolocation. Then when your bat friend hears somethinf in the cave, gather yourself up and jump and and down. The rare eggs will roll out of the cave in fear.
Q: Is there a way to make a fish stay by you?

orangethefruit • 21 June 2024 at 10:01 PM

Yes, you first have to dry it completely and then it'll become a land creature just like the mermaids in H2O. They do hate being near humans tho so you will need to form a strong bond with the fish for it to actually stay by you, otherwise it'll just run back to the nearest water source.

How do I draw hands?

wonder404exe • 21 June 2024 at 11:59 PM

You look at your hand, trace it, you get a hand!
but if u want to do it on your own you should totally wait for Halloween and take a look at a real skeleton's hand to help you study bone anatomy!! of course if you are scared of skeletons and ghosts and zombies you should go to a graveyard! there are plenty of sources there to help you with drawing hands!

How does internet work?

shirothekittehlover • 28 July 2024 at 11:27 AM

It is a pocket dimension where a giant cosmic serpent lives, at random it vomits up years worth of knowledge (literally) which is why you can see them when you search up something. If there's no results it might not be time for the creature to spew it up yet.

Can you extinguish the sun?

ravensong • 8 August 2024 at 10:46 PM

Of course, with a large enough fire extinguisher. Be sure to order it EXTRA EXTRA MEGA LARGE. You must be 6 light years away from the sun before aiming and pulling the pin.

How do you float an anvil in the ocean?