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james-bond • 19 April 2011 at 7:30 PM
yep!But some maths is totally unnecissary to learn unless you're becomming a mathematition! Why not just use a calculator?ms. monahan is so stupid coz she's jelous of monalisa. Don't worry, it'll pass.why DID kamikaze piolets wear helmets?
redfire77 • 19 April 2011 at 7:58 PM
they werent actually "helmets" they were the leather flight helmet things with goggles. they protected their eyes so they could actually fly to their destination and their ears so they could hear the radio. back then, the pilots could stick their heads out of the plane to get a better view and stuff.why does my toothpaste always fall off my toothbrush?! D:<
james-bond • 19 April 2011 at 8:01 PM
who cares about their eyesight when they're about to die?Becasue you turn the tap on too hard and the water pushes it off. And you need to squeeze the toothpaste so that the past goes into the brush. XDwhy do i suck at maths?
redfire77 • 19 April 2011 at 8:04 PM
@james-bond no, they need to see so they can actually get to their destination...and you suck at math because you dont do your homework XDwhy is plants vs zombies so fun?
thepells4 • 19 April 2011 at 8:04 PM
Because the toothbrush and toothpaste hate eachother. Either that, or they're both either positively or negatively charged, so they repel eachother. Ya, why don't we go with that. xDWhy are hobos called hobos?
salla_darktalon • 20 April 2011 at 7:24 PM
@thepells4 because it's easier than saying homeless bumWhy do cats go nuts at 3:00 AM in the morning while you are trying to sleep, then from morning onward till 3:00 AM they act normal?
james-bond • 20 April 2011 at 8:00 PM
@salla_darktalon because you cat is a cheeky monkey and they have this moment of hysteria where they freak out at 3:00am.What do you do when you're stuck in an elevator and you have no cellphone and are the only person in the building?
redfire77 • 20 April 2011 at 8:49 PM
@james-bond you press the alarm button. duh. and cell phones usually dont work in elevators. the metal blocks the signal.why is there no ninja paintbrush for sale?
lwarlen • 20 April 2011 at 8:51 PM
Because ninjas bought all of them think that Non-ninjas would buy themWhy can't pigs fly?
redfire77 • 20 April 2011 at 9:04 PM
because they dont have wings.why is bill nye so annoying
james-bond • 20 April 2011 at 9:11 PM
because bill nye keeps asking for chocolate.What do you do if your car is sinking into the sea?
tyronne • 25 April 2011 at 8:14 PM
You hope you got insurance for itWhat happens in the time between you die an come back alive?(some people actually died for acouple hours and came back to life.)
redfire77 • 25 April 2011 at 8:16 PM
you are dreaming XD why do people pick their noses?
taffy789 • 25 April 2011 at 8:26 PM
To find gold!! 😃Why am i sooo hungry?
redfire77 • 25 April 2011 at 10:05 PM
because your stomach has a hole in it.why am I addicted to eggcave?
james-bond • 25 April 2011 at 11:59 PM
Because it's easter and GUESS WHAT!? I just got SUCH a cute little Labradoodle puppy! XD She's sooooo cute!Why is my labradoolde so cute and fluffy?
redfire77 • 26 April 2011 at 12:44 AM
because its part lab! labs are so cute ^^ i used to have one... but then he died. ;n;why did my dog have to die?
james-bond • 26 April 2011 at 12:59 AM
because dying is a part of life, fire.Why is life a box of chocolates?
hvernon • 26 April 2011 at 1:30 PM
Because chcolates are awsome.Why are elephants so huge?
phoenix • 26 April 2011 at 5:32 PM
Because hunters can spot them easily.Why are you fat?
qwaszx • 26 April 2011 at 6:13 PM
Because I do Egg Cave ALL the time! XDWhy does my phone say Eco when it is ruining the earth's Eco system?
james-bond • 30 April 2011 at 10:41 PM
Because it's not ruining the earth's Eco system as much as other phones! XDWhat do you do when you've just been faceplanted with a massive pavlova?
Deleted • 30 April 2011 at 11:11 PM
Cry.Why does my homeroom teacher hate me?
redfire77 • 1 May 2011 at 1:03 AM
because they are jealous of your awesomeness 😋why am I so awesome?
Deleted • 1 May 2011 at 1:18 AM
Awwwhhh thank you 😸Cuz you're funneh! Why does the cake lie to me? :C
redfire77 • 1 May 2011 at 1:24 AM
eh? because the truth is too hard to take in.why are my nostrils whispering to me? (p&f!)
Deleted • 1 May 2011 at 1:29 AM
They are keeping secrets from you.Why must Apple Juice be so good? *_*
redfire77 • 1 May 2011 at 1:32 AM
because it has.... SUGAR! *_#why do I have to stop playing now and go to sleep?
james-bond • 5 May 2011 at 4:11 AM
Because Shakespear is calling to you! It needs to tell thee where thou Gobbler is in yer dreams!Why are fairytales so wonderful?
redfire77 • 5 May 2011 at 10:10 AM
because they have wonderbreadwhy do I have to go to school?