"Waiter,theres a ____ in my soup!"

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faybaybay • 11 July 2012 at 1:08 AM

@chibidarkness
me either ;_; Are you full chinese?

Dawg that's not poo thats a DUMP-ling.


Waiiiiiiiiiiiiider
Theres a sofa in my soop

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chibidarkness • 11 July 2012 at 1:15 AM

@faybaybay

Well, you saw your sister? XD
Yeah, full Chinese, born and raised (and still living) in Canada because my parents were immigrants. That's completely uncool if you ask me, a lot of ppl have various roots, like 1% something, 50% another thing and 49% something else. And then you see me. 100% chinese. Yep.


Hahahahahahahaha that's a good pun. //dies

Ahem.

You wanted to be comfortable didn't you m'am?

Whaytharrr there is fungi growing in my soup! D:

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faybaybay • 11 July 2012 at 1:19 AM

@chibidarkness
Oh yeah xD Well i'd rather be full chinese or full malay, cause if you're 100% you fit in. In america im pretty much the only asian in my school, and in malaysia I am the pale american with dark hair. Plus if you're full chinese you have an advantage over your friends with smartness ( at least they think ) lol whenever I want to prove im right to my friends im like shut up im asian, and they're like okay : (

Because that soup was made by the funnest guy ever


Waydur wry is there a jumprope in my soup

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chibidarkness • 11 July 2012 at 1:29 AM

@faybaybay

Really? In Canada when people tell their roots, you're pretty much derp uncool if you're like, uh I'm 100% Chinese ahaha. Then there is an awkward silence and everyone poker faces you. Also, shhhhh no no that's a stupid stereotype that azns are smarter, my grades are poo. Just that our parents probably push us more.


Yo homie, Santa Claus called, he wanted to apologise for not delivering dat fine jumping rope 10 years ago. Enjoy. -ollies outies-

Gar?on, puis-je demander pourquoi il y a un cale?on dans ma soupe? (Waiter y is there a underpants in mah soup)

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faybaybay • 11 July 2012 at 1:33 AM

@chibidarkness
Everyone at school calls me the asian ;_; when someone wants to get my attention theyre like yooo asian. Lol luckily I dont mind cause most of the time they arent trying to be racist. Except for the hicks that are like haha look im asian ching chong hahah ahahaha chong look im asian. THAT is annoying. Ive been to canada once for vacation, its nice there. I use the stereo type to my advantage, and I do eat rice everyday.... haha except asians are supposed to be good in math and im good at everything except math. My parents yell at me when I get a B haha

Because they're a chicken's underpants and you said you wanted chicken soup.


Waiter, tidak mahu kucing goreng in my soup?
( I don't want this friend cat ) Lol im still learning malay and I dont know all the words yet

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spirithawk • 15 July 2012 at 12:10 AM

@faybaybay You mean fried cat. :C Poor cats.

Waiter: Because my cat likes soup and I accidentaly fried him.


Waiter, there's a bird nest in my soup!

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fluffamun • 12 August 2012 at 2:01 AM

Oh, well you wanted Chicken and Turkey... obviously!

Waiter! Why are you in my soup?!

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blueclaw • 12 August 2012 at 1:38 PM

Because its delicious.

Waiter! There's a cat in my soup!

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mastermepp • 12 August 2012 at 1:41 PM

Well you did order the catnip soup. The cat must of wanted the catnip.

Waiter! @ian 's in mah soup.

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fluffamun • 12 August 2012 at 1:59 PM

He thought he saw a Obarn in there.

Waiter... there's a Raicorn in mai soup. I ordered strictly Unipeg.

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cqpkytty • 12 August 2012 at 2:11 PM

I'm sorry, we're fresh out of Unipeg and Raicorn was the best substitute.

Waiter, there's a snow leopard in my soup!

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cynt5100 • 12 August 2012 at 2:14 PM

@cqpkytty
you asked for frozen leopard soup.

waiter, theres a Lemonbright* in my soup.

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blueclaw • 12 August 2012 at 4:20 PM

You asked for a light sour soup.

Waiter, there's a Kaihon in my soup.

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boxofcrayons • 12 August 2012 at 4:22 PM

They are quite delicious.

WAITER! EXPLAIN THE CELLPHONE IN MY SOUP!

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candyluver6789 • 12 August 2012 at 5:07 PM

@boxofcrayons
You said you had to make a quick call.

Waiter! There's a CAR in my soup!

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blueclaw • 12 August 2012 at 5:28 PM

You want cheese on your soup? Oh I thought you said Drive into the soup.

Waiter! There's some soup in my soup!

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boxofcrayons • 12 August 2012 at 11:57 PM

@blueclaw

Well then why are you complaining?!

WAITER! There doth appear to be-th a shakespearian sonnet reclining in the confines of my soup tureen.

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candyluver6789 • 13 August 2012 at 12:04 AM

@boxofcrayons

You said you wanted to be more like Shakespear.

Waiter! There's a eyeball in my soup!

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blueclaw • 13 August 2012 at 8:29 AM

You mean an eyeball. You wanted chicken soup and that's part of the chicken.

Waiter! There's a hat in my soup!

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cynder5 • 14 August 2012 at 11:30 PM

well you wanted the hattastic soup

waiter theres a unicorn in my soup!!!???!!!???!!!???

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candyluver6789 • 14 August 2012 at 11:40 PM

@cynder5

You said you wanted to be mythical today.

Waiter! There's a dog in my soup! And it's MY dog!

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silver • 16 August 2012 at 12:51 AM

Huh? I thought you wanted your dog in the soup!

Waiter! There's a piece of grass on my soup!

Deleted • 19 August 2012 at 7:24 PM

well you asked for something to represent the outside world so thats why i gave you
Waiter theres a ford F-150 truck in my soup!

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finfred • 20 August 2012 at 5:40 PM

waiter, theres a knife party in my soup! but you wanted the bonfire soup to listen to bonfire.

Deleted • 20 August 2012 at 6:43 PM

@silver

waiter theres a ford F-150 truck in my soup!

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monchhichi01 • 21 November 2012 at 1:36 PM

@izzfred
You said you wanted "Truck load" soup!
Waiter there is a marker in my soup!

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mistyfire99 • 21 November 2012 at 2:04 PM

You wanted Noodle soup! Noodle, come on get out, I'm sorry that a certain person wanted your soup.
Waiter, theres a pen in my soup!

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lyric • 21 January 2013 at 10:18 PM

@mistyfire99

You said you wanted your soup to be artistic!

Waiter, there's a lamp in my soup!

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sandstorm99 • 21 January 2013 at 11:05 PM

Didn't you order a bright new soup?

Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup!

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mistyfire99 • 22 January 2013 at 10:27 AM

@sandstom99
You wanted a big bowl soup!
Waiter, there's a pair of scissors in my soup!

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