I Was Just Wondering...

pegasasu • 8 December 2011 at 7:23 AM

So, yesterday I was at school and my friend asked me to continue the following quote:

"When life gives you lemons..."

Of course, I finished it with "You make lemonade." But my ingenious friend told me that this was a terrible way to end this quote, and I should do something like "When life gives you lemons... Use the juice and squirt it in your enemies EYES."

I was wondering what you EggCavers might think of.

<*Favorites*>
"When life gives you lemons... Make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it." @icicle_9510

"When life gives you lemons, unless it also gives you sugar and water your lemonade is gonna taste terrible." @qwaszx

"When life gives you lemons, sell them and try to bribe your math teacher not to give you a bad grade." @whitefall

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your **** lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson, from Portal 2

qwaszx • 8 December 2011 at 7:42 AM

When life gives you lemons, unless it also gives you sugar and water your lemonade is gonna taste terrible.

pegasasu • 8 December 2011 at 3:41 PM

@qwaszx

OMG my friend told me that one today 8D

Deleted • 8 December 2011 at 3:55 PM

when life gives you lemons, throw it back and demand pie and cake. XD

pegasasu • 8 December 2011 at 4:26 PM

@deannablanco3

Or demand chocolate ;D

Deleted • 8 December 2011 at 4:27 PM

@pegasasu XD

pizza5pizza5 • 8 December 2011 at 4:29 PM

"When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for limes instead"

hayz • 8 December 2011 at 4:30 PM

When life gives you lemons, eat them without fear.
😸

whitefall • 8 December 2011 at 4:42 PM

When life gives you lemons, sell them and try to bribe your math teacher not to give you a bad grade haha

pegasasu • 9 December 2011 at 3:55 PM

@whitefall

LOL that's a fave

Deleted • 9 December 2011 at 4:02 PM

@pegasasu

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say you want cupcakes~

Orderedchaos • 9 December 2011 at 4:04 PM

@pegasasu Here's my favorite lemon quote:
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your **** lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson, from Portal 2


Hehe, it had to be said. *runs off*

pegasasu • 9 December 2011 at 8:27 PM

@orderedchaos 8D

cqpkytty • 9 December 2011 at 8:41 PM

When life gives you lemons, say "I don't talk to strangers," walk away, and bake a cake.

lilones • 16 December 2011 at 6:26 PM

?When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemy's eyes"

james-bond • 16 December 2011 at 6:31 PM

When life gives you lemons... talk to the hand

sky • 16 December 2011 at 6:35 PM

When life gives you lemons, disguise yourself as a lemon and show them who's boss!

gvantsa • 16 December 2011 at 7:06 PM

When life gives you lemons, throw them in your backyard and move on

ladybugheart • 16 December 2011 at 7:13 PM

When life gives you soda, spill it on your computer and when getting a towel to wipe it up, trip over the chord, landing on your computer and breaking it into a million pieces.

^That happened to my friend. o3o

Soda is just as good as lemons. xDD