Miss Evil Eggcave

isablah • 1 January 2012 at 9:40 PM

@fluffy
I would like to enter this contest.
-When I eat jellybeans I chew them mercilessly, and then swallow them.
-When dominating the world, DO NOT make the human race turn against each other. EVER.
-I would make people eat lefsa for the rest of their lives while pushing boulders uphill. Harsh right? The boulder would be an illusion and never move unless the got to my personal control panel. So, it wouldn't really be that much work, just something to do. The only thing to do.
-I want this because I am a maniac to my friends. Not always in a bad way, but I go into random spurts of maniacal laughter. Randomly.

lizardfeather • 1 January 2012 at 9:42 PM

*is pinged* ...
*Looks around* ...
*retreats back to lair* 0.o

Lol randompostbecauseofping

pegasasu • 1 January 2012 at 9:42 PM

@isablah @rawrcookies08 @balletninja

Sorry, entries are closed. (I should tell @fluffy to put that in the original post...)

cqpkytty • 1 January 2012 at 9:43 PM

@avelaingia
That was THEN.
This is NOW.
@Lizardfeather got them back when there were spares. Now there aren't.

balletninja • 1 January 2012 at 9:45 PM

That it kinda dumb, it wasn't open long enough.

rawrcookies08 • 1 January 2012 at 9:48 PM

@avelaingia I don't feel sorry if I accidentally copied your evilness!!! Go back to your little ugly home in a moldy cave!! I will dip YOU in snake venom!! Feel the wrath!!!!!!!! 😋 😈

@balletninja is right.

taffy789 • 1 January 2012 at 9:52 PM

No one PINGED ME, the evil Queen of Awesomeness to see if /I/ would wish to partake in this competetion! D:< I, good sirs and amdams, are THROUGHLY OFFENDED. So you must alll be lasered.

1. @fluffy

2. I would like to enter this contest. But it isn't up to you. Even if your reject me, I will join anyway. And if you DO reject me, you will be tortured by having to listen to my Tone-Deaf Luvlei sing "Friday"/

2. First of, why is there Two, "2" requirements? O_O
ANYWAY, I buy those jellybeans that look the same, but are either the good falvors, or gross flavors, and dare my friends to eat them.

3. NEVER, EVER say "Now NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME!"
because that just jinxs yourself, and then some superhero will swoop out of nowhere to beat you up. T_T

4. Make June 8th , "National Waffle Day", except we only eat pancakes on that said day.

5. Mostly because of the title. 😈 And of course, being able to enslave ALL the things! 8D *Meme*

rawrcookies08 • 1 January 2012 at 9:55 PM

@avelaingia Well obviously you aren't immune to dumbness, it's all over you!! Go take a bath in platypus urine!! Oh wait, it's okay, you already smell like it! XD

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There should be a fake fight forum. 😃

taffy789 • 1 January 2012 at 10:00 PM

@avelaingia - After an Hour? 😋

There should be something on the first post then. 😋 *Sigh*

taffy789 • 1 January 2012 at 10:02 PM

@avelaingia - No, I don't really feel up for it. DX Head hurts. Making me gloomy. D: *Depress, depress*

rawrcookies08 • 1 January 2012 at 10:04 PM

@avelaingia I'm sorry (not really), but your irritating comments are making me want to go torture some more jelly beans. I must go. This is not a surrender!

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Lol. 😉

balletninja • 1 January 2012 at 10:11 PM

Wow, you fight is going as swimmingly as sea cucumbers. They don't even swim.

isablah • 1 January 2012 at 10:11 PM

@rawrcookies08 @avelaingia You guys and your verbal combat make me smile. And laugh maniacally. Oh, and I only read the first post which didn't say it was closed. I should have read more so i'm sorry.

taffy789 • 1 January 2012 at 10:30 PM

@avelaingia - I still want to defend my evil title though. >< You really can't make one of these competetions without inviting the Self-Proclaimed Evil Queen of Awesomeness, you know? XD
@fluffy - Reserve me next competetion, please?


You're attempts at comebacks are pitiful.
Even if I can't compete, I will still pummel all of you with my sharp tounge, and dashing wit.
I have to defend my title SOMEHOW.
So i'll join in with your puny attacks with words, and happily attack all who don't like my rule! 😈

...Not TO sick, eh?

rawrcookies08 • 1 January 2012 at 10:30 PM

@avelaingia Goodbye, idiot snob! Next time around, I'll be sure to inject you with my poison, made by mortal slaves! It includes everything in your nightmares! You know, those dreams that make you cry every night! 😉


@isablah Whah thank you! 😋

bunnyshadow • 1 January 2012 at 10:39 PM

@fluffy
I want to enter this contest.😈
I eat my jellybeans by nomming on them with my fangs but AFTER. dipping them in MELTED MARSHMALLOWS. And thr colors i dont like, i will step on and THROW IN THE SHINIGAMI WORLD(shinigami: gods of death/death gods)!! 😈

The no-no would be saying Light (from Desu Noto) is evil and another would be being NICE. 😱 LIGHT THINKS HES JUSTICE. but he is not. He is evil. And THAT. THAT. is why i admire him... And his looks xD

I would make everyone watch DEATH NOTE and FEED ME CUPCAKES.... WIT SPRINKLES.

Because, i want to finally be recognized... AS EVIL!!!!! 😈😈😈 -lights evil laugh but girl version-

bunnyshadow • 1 January 2012 at 10:43 PM

@avelaingia D8 NOOOOOOOOOO! -goes crazy-(@ladybugheart like light 8D)

hayz • 1 January 2012 at 10:46 PM

@bunnyshadow DON''T YOU DARE. I WILL TAKE YOUR DEATH NOTE.... AND EAT IT! *NOMNOMNOMNOMING WITH SPARKLES EVERYWHERE* XD OR.

I WILL GO NAVI ON YOU.

HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! XD

bunnyshadow • 1 January 2012 at 10:50 PM

@avelaingia oh? You really think you can kill me with that? My friend Light will KILL YOU. And I with my friend Misa's shinigami eyes shall SEE YOUR NAME!!! MWAHAHAHA.

@hayz NEVER. OR MY PET SHINIGAMI RYUK WILL TAKE YOUR DEATH NOTE. because.. ILL GIVE HIM APPPLESSSS!!!!

hayz • 1 January 2012 at 10:56 PM

@bunnyshadow

But it's not my death note. IT'S YOURS. RYUK. IMPRISON THE GIRL FOR ALL THE APPLES YOU WANT!

lola622f • 1 January 2012 at 11:00 PM

O.o This got off-topic right?

bunnyshadow • 1 January 2012 at 11:00 PM

@avelaingia PREPARE TO FEEL THE STING OF RYUKS TEETH WHEN HE THINKS YOUR AN APPLE! 8DDD and if THAT doesnt work... I WILL MAKE MY PET CHUPACABRA EAT YOUR VILE DRAGON!

@hayz NO! Ryuk! DONT LISTEN TO HER! YOU WILL NOT IMPRISON ME I have taken care of you, talked to you, and kept you from boredom EVER SINCE Light has passed! Even better then Misa. -throws apple at ryuk-

glazzie • 1 January 2012 at 11:01 PM

1) A ping to @fluffy
2) "I want to enter this contest"
2) I eat them by slicing all of them in half, then dividing them by most disgusting and most good tasting and then shovel them into my mouth.
3) A no-no would be not having what you want, duh.
4) ENSLAVE ALL MAN-KIND....NAH, probably make ice-cream free for everyone, which is SERIOUSLY EVIL >😃
5) Cuz IM SUPREME RULER OF ALL THINGS EVIL

bunnyshadow • 1 January 2012 at 11:06 PM

@avelaingia Hmmm, alright, i have decided. I have been looking for neautrotoxin for a long time now, TO CREATE THE MOST VILE CREATURE IN ALL OF HUMANITY. -takes out a switchblade and walks towards your dragon- -attempts to cut his tale off-

crescentfeather • 1 January 2012 at 11:07 PM

@avelaingia :'D

I approve of the way you actually try to insert high-level vocabulary into your insults. That way, your dim-witted opponents have no idea what you are saying, but it certainly sounds insulting. Plus, it destroys their self-esteem while making you sound smart. |D

bunnyshadow • 1 January 2012 at 11:10 PM

@avelaingia IM NOT AFRAID TO DIE! WITH 3 SHINIGAMIS BY MY SIDE, I WILL RULE THE WORLD. (😱 yes, i have THREEE NOTEBOOKS!!!) And this has probably never been tried before but.. -takes out a pink death note and writes your dragons name on it- MWAHAHAHAHA! I am LIGHT YAGAMI's EVIL(ER) TWIN!!!

bunnyshadow • 1 January 2012 at 11:18 PM

@avelaingia Ahhh... But do you REALLY think Lights twin is this stupid?!? -throws knife at your dragon as he's distracted with laughing- As for now, your dragon will die, abd i will use you- for greater purposes. RYUK- KILL LUCENIFERNO!

bunnyshadow • 1 January 2012 at 11:33 PM

@avelaigia No. You think to highly of youself. And as i thought you should have found out by now, i am not mortal. I am a goddess, meant to create a new world I have killed many a shinigami to keep lengthening my life. And i have powers beyond those of you. For other then owning a Desu Noto. I, am also.... A Rider. (COMBINING STORIES XD) And my blade Brisingr, that i've stolen from Eragon will help me take over the world!!!!

bunnyshadow • 1 January 2012 at 11:52 PM

@avelaingia Hmph! I openly admit i am *Jealous*. I want a pet like Lucenfero.(jealous the shinigami xD) -throws chupacabra in cage- You are of NO USE. -goes to the evil pet store and buys a dragon- now THATS more like it!!! I will name you(she) Daruu.



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replica • 2 January 2012 at 12:19 AM

Aww. I'm too late ☹️