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penguin-lover • 11 December 2011 at 5:13 PM
(save)The piranha had magical life saving saliva, so it healed him.
Deleted • 11 December 2011 at 5:15 PM
(kill) It turned out he was fatally allergic, and starts to suffocate.
cqpkytty • 11 December 2011 at 5:17 PM
(save-ish) He dies, goes to the Land of the Dead, gets his memories wiped, and starts over as a baby back on Earth 😸
lola622f • 11 December 2011 at 5:18 PM
(Save)Apollo, the sun god, came and healed him.
pegasasu • 11 December 2011 at 5:18 PM
(save)But, luckily a nearby penguin gives him CPR.
sarahsaurus • 11 December 2011 at 5:20 PM
(kill) rick has a heart attackXD
cqpkytty • 11 December 2011 at 5:22 PM
(save-ish) He dies, goes to the Land of the Dead, gets his memories wiped, and starts over as a baby back on Earth 😸did this again, b/c my post was IGNORED ):<
Deleted • 11 December 2011 at 5:22 PM
(kill) he get falcon punched into a lake. XD
cqpkytty • 11 December 2011 at 5:23 PM
But then a narwhal comes and raises him as her own 😊*16 years later* NEXT POST NOW!!!
Deleted • 11 December 2011 at 5:24 PM
(kill) He gets attacked by a shark. XD
pegasasu • 11 December 2011 at 5:27 PM
(save)But, the shark realizes that it loves him and kidnaps him as her child.
lola622f • 11 December 2011 at 5:28 PM
(Kill)Jasper comes and tries to kill him.
cqpkytty • 11 December 2011 at 5:29 PM
(save) Rick gets upset with all this happening and joins Jasper in the rebellion against the users 😸@lola622f
lola622f • 11 December 2011 at 5:31 PM
@cqpkytty XD(kill)Annibelle pinned Rick to the ground, with a dagger point at his neck.
Deleted • 11 December 2011 at 5:31 PM
(kill) An evil user (me) decided to kill hm by running him through with a marshmallow-roasting-stick-thingy-merbobber.😋
pegasasu • 11 December 2011 at 5:32 PM
(save)But Rick's narwhal mother came to the rescue and killed everybody trying to kill him with her Narwhal-power.
cqpkytty • 11 December 2011 at 6:43 PM
(kill) Then a rock fell on Rick.
hay7199 • 11 December 2011 at 6:44 PM
before it hit it turned into a kitten(save)
lola622f • 11 December 2011 at 6:50 PM
(kill)Jasper was immortal. You cannot kill him for long. >D Jasper blackmailed
cqpkytty • 12 December 2011 at 9:48 AM
(save) but there was nothing to blackmail Rick about because he has led a blameless life so far 😸
rawrcookies08 • 12 December 2011 at 10:00 PM
(kill) an evil narwhal sold rick's narwhal mom some crazy pills and she ran Rick through with her horn. (ow)
phoenizis • 12 December 2011 at 11:11 PM
(save) Rick promoted cell division, speeding up his healing process.
Deleted • 12 December 2011 at 11:20 PM
(kill) but it got infected with a rare bactiaria.
cqpkytty • 13 December 2011 at 12:24 AM
(save) but the bacteria made Rick invincible for 3 years.
Deleted • 16 January 2012 at 10:13 PM
(kills) Giant rottwiler comes and attacks rick
steinway • 16 January 2012 at 10:16 PM
(save) a ninja swoops in and kungfoo kicks the rottwiler away.
bunnyshadow • 19 February 2012 at 8:21 PM
(kill) The ninja mistakes rick as the rottweiler
omeletteater5 • 20 February 2012 at 8:48 AM
(save) But unfortunately for him, the ninja has a strange spasm and collapses to the floor before any damage is done.
common • 20 February 2012 at 8:52 AM
But then it rolls around and has a knife
cqpkytty • 20 February 2012 at 11:13 AM
(save)As the ninja attacks him, Rick just stands there confidently, and he isn't hurt at all.(If you look at post 25 on this page, you'll see why. 😋)