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raccoon • 5 December 2015 at 1:34 AM

Save:

Rick thankfully knew of a special flower that was the antidote for the poisons and was able to find one quickly.

pbarr • 5 December 2015 at 1:44 AM

Kill:

Unfortunately, the special flower that Rick found happened to attract an behemoth bee, which stung him hundreds of times.

ushafuse • 5 December 2015 at 2:26 AM

Save

But the queen bee stopped the behemoth bee, and Rick managed to escape.

turkey1234567890 • 9 December 2015 at 10:01 PM

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Rick ran into a big wolf who challenges him into a maze.
They must play to find their way out, one dies one gets out.

raccoon • 12 December 2015 at 10:33 PM

Save

Rick figured the best way out of the maze was to blast his way through with dynamite.

pupicorn • 18 December 2015 at 8:44 PM

Kill

But then the dynamite horribly injured Rick, and he was unable to move.

bavv • 18 December 2015 at 9:11 PM

Save

But another wolf came and used healing magic to save Rick after taking him to a magical cave.

ushafuse • 20 December 2015 at 4:41 AM

Kill

But the rest of the wolf's pack wanted to eat him and he couldn't escape.

clockz • 7 January 2016 at 3:35 AM

Save:

a princess goose riding a golden chair swoop down and rescue Rick. Flying out of the cave mouth into the sky.

ushafuse • 7 January 2016 at 3:37 AM

Kill:

The goose had a castle, but the guards thought that Rick kidnapped the princess, so they captured him.

@clockz

bavv • 20 January 2016 at 1:52 PM

Save:
But Rick explained everything so they give him a lovely unicornwolfplushiebearcat to ride away on into the sunset. The sunset made of marshmallows, that is.

@ushafuse

leafdapple769 • 20 January 2016 at 3:26 PM

Kill: The marshmallows became angry and started to smother Rick in their sugaryness.

@bavv

bavv • 20 January 2016 at 3:42 PM

@leafdapple769

Save: But it turns out they we just trying to get him to eat them, so Rick rides on into HappySafey wonderful land.

leafdapple769 • 20 January 2016 at 4:15 PM

@bavv HappySafey? Really?? 😱

Kill: A unicorn suddenly pounces on Rick, intent on destroying him.

spiritkoi • 20 January 2016 at 5:21 PM

Save: Rick narrowly avoids said unicorn when he spots a seashell so far inland.

bavv • 20 January 2016 at 6:34 PM

@Leafdapple769
You gotta problem with that? YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH MY RANDOMNESS? *security guard drags me off stage* Wait! I ain't finished with her yet! Grr! Random is not bad! Ridiculous names for saving the made-up person are not bad! What is wrong with HappySafey anyways?! *gets kicked out* Fine if you have a problem! *turns into a spider and walks back in* Ok, maybe not. Sorry, I'm hyperrrrr!

@spiritkoi
Kill: But that seashell is actually a hat to a giant slimy dog donut candy cane pizza snorkel banana racecar computer robot cat snake shark wolf tiger panda koala monkey dolphin bunny fox dragon spikey vampire tissue box monster, which has fifteen hundred million eyes, and three million heads! So when Rick picks the "shell" up, the monster comes up and drools acid and lava as it picks up Rick in its razor-sharp venomous toaster-teeth, intent on ripping him apart and eating him just as a rabid stove shows up, which fires lasers and fire-breathing crocodile lions, which barf out dinosaurs that fire plasma and potions! Just as Rick crawls out of the monster's mouth, he is surrounded except for above. He waits for a miracle as the monsters close in on him...Monsters that are now holding chainsaws and blow torches that they didn't have before...

(Was that too crazy?)

fjhfjh • 21 January 2016 at 12:54 AM

@bavv uhhh... yes I think it was....

Save:
... didn't have before. Then suddenly one of the monsters hits another one with its chainsaw and the monsters start fighting each other, forgetting about Rick.

leafdapple769 • 21 January 2016 at 6:35 PM

@bavv Lol, I act the same way sometimes! 😋

Kill: A hungry demon griffon swoops down and picks Rick up. She carries him to her nest for her chicks to feast on him.

@fjhfjh

possiegal • 22 January 2016 at 11:53 AM

Save: but then when the griffon gets to her nest she finds out an opossum has eaten her babies! she is so startled she accidentally drops Rick.

ushafuse • 24 January 2016 at 2:06 AM

Kill: The nest was so high up that Rick's bones all broke when he fell down.

looperytear • 24 January 2016 at 3:29 PM

Save: Thankfully, a doctor and her trainee student found him and took him to a hospital, where he made a complete recovery.

Next?

ushafuse • 25 January 2016 at 8:12 AM

Kill: But they weren't dentists so they didn't know how to recover the teeth. So Rick when to a dentist and he was such a bad one Rick's mouth was bleeding too much.

jibanyan • 25 January 2016 at 8:15 AM

Save: Another employee who was working with the dentist quickly came to Rick's aid.

ushafuse • 25 January 2016 at 8:21 AM

Kill (why am i killing all the time): After the dentist visit, Rick wanted to go relax so he went to the beach. But a shark smelled his blood in his mouth (the good dentist didn't get ll the blood away and Rick didn't swallow it) and jumped on shore trying to eat him.

sakura-ironoyume • 25 January 2016 at 8:24 AM

Save: But the shark couldn't move around on land, and started flopping around instead, and a nearby beach bartender had to carry it and toss it back into the water.

ushafuse • 25 January 2016 at 8:28 AM

Kill: An blood-thirsty eagle from above smelled Rick's blood from his mouth again and swooped down to catch him with its talons and brought him to its nest for its blood-thirsty chicks to eat.

sakura-ironoyume • 25 January 2016 at 8:33 AM

Save: Rick rushed to the water and used it to get rid of the blood in his mouth, making the eagle not interested in him anymore and flies off.

ushafuse • 25 January 2016 at 8:36 AM

Kill: But the chicks had went hungry for days so they chased Rick and held him down. @sakura-ironoyume

sakura-ironoyume • 25 January 2016 at 8:37 AM

@ushafuse

Save: A huge lion ran across the sand and rammed into the chicks.

ushafuse • 25 January 2016 at 8:39 AM

@sakura-ironoyume

Kill: The huge lion turned back and saw Rick, so he wanted to eat him as he has been hungry for days too.