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looperytear • 25 January 2016 at 11:02 AM
Save: Thankfully, Rick had a nice steak in his backpack, which he threw in the opposite direction, distracting the lion and making it to safety.
ushafuse • 26 January 2016 at 5:59 AM
Kill: Rick tried to swim back to shore, to safer island but the same shark saw him and tried to eat him again
oakydeer • 26 January 2016 at 9:28 PM
Save: Thankfully it wasn't actually a shark, but instead a man in a shark suit approaching to lend Rick a hand (or a fin?)
sakura-ironoyume • 27 January 2016 at 5:43 PM
Kill: A giant kraken saw them and started chasing after them.
Deleted • 29 January 2016 at 1:14 PM
Save: The kraken was distracted by larger prey.
ushafuse • 11 February 2016 at 3:42 AM
Kill: But the kraken had already led Rick to its village and let the other krakens eat him.
sakura-ironoyume • 11 February 2016 at 5:59 AM
Save: A hidden forest of kelp and seaweed tangled up the krakens and locked them down.
lykhaos117 • 11 February 2016 at 6:10 AM
KillSome of the kelp and seaweed started wrapping around Rick's neck.
ushafuse • 19 February 2016 at 6:17 AM
Save: Suddenly, some mermen (claiming they come from Atlantis) grabbed him and pulled him away from the seaweed.
izziebee1017 • 27 February 2016 at 1:08 PM
Kill: The mermen then put Rick in a cave full of sharks.
ushafuse • 28 February 2016 at 7:34 AM
Save: But a mermaid let him out.
izziebee1017 • 1 March 2016 at 6:51 PM
Kill: But then pirates came and took Rick hostage.
Deleted • 3 March 2016 at 1:46 AM
@izziebee1017 Save: Their ransom was only a reese peanutbutter cup, which rick's family gladly paid.
ushafuse • 3 March 2016 at 3:50 AM
Kill: Rick went home with his family, but realised that they re just a bunch of other kidnappers.
izziebee1017 • 3 March 2016 at 3:52 PM
Save: But then his real family came and kicked the kidnappers' butts. 😋
ushafuse • 5 March 2016 at 2:49 AM
Kill: But they met some terrorists and killed all of Rick's family and threw him away in the sea.
degong • 6 March 2016 at 4:26 PM
Save: But then the mermaid came again and brought him back to land.
ushafuse • 16 March 2016 at 4:53 AM
Kill: But a random hobo kicked him back into the sea, far far away.
bavv • 19 March 2016 at 4:25 PM
Save: But then, Rick woke up, realizing it was a horrible dream. He got up, bought up a bunch of food and water, and boarded his windows, doors, and got out his secret supply of Disney-Pixar movies! He pressed a button and turned his house into a metal shelter, which hid in the ground, leading to his secret lab where he cloned all his food and water and unpoisoned it all if it was poisoned, and he pet his sweet little invincible baby bird that would never hurt anyone.
shadow_girl • 20 March 2016 at 7:32 PM
(kill) suddenly, Rick had a decided to be adventurous and went outside, where he was attacked by his jealous neighbors.
say • 20 March 2016 at 7:37 PM
(save) he reasoned with them and they decided to attack someone else because they realized that they were brainwashed.
bavv • 20 March 2016 at 10:11 PM
(Kill) But then his head was bitten off by a rabid rabbit robot rounding the corner from cars to get your hopes that the claw on a rare opportunity will explode. Then the world was taken over by slimy pizza dogs.
shadow_girl • 21 March 2016 at 8:22 AM
(save)The slimy pizza dogs revived Rick's body and sent him on his way unharmed.
ushafuse • 21 March 2016 at 8:43 AM
Kill: But the slimy pizza dog hobo around the street kicked him into the sea again.
shadow_girl • 21 March 2016 at 9:34 AM
(save) Rick was turned into a fish and swam to an island, where he turned back to human.
ushafuse • 23 March 2016 at 8:43 AM
Kill: But he realised what just happened was impossible, so a witch appeared on a broomstick saying that she saved him and grabbed him and flew away.
shadow_girl • 24 March 2016 at 5:55 PM
(save) the witch dropped him and he miraculously landed on a featherbed, and was saved.
ushafuse • 31 March 2016 at 7:02 AM
Kill: A woman was beside the featherbed and looked shocked to see Rick on her mattress. She magicked a broom and started to hit him with it, brushing the brushy part in his face.
izziebee1017 • 31 March 2016 at 8:00 PM
Save: Rick woke up and the woman was just a dream.
shadow_girl • 7 April 2016 at 4:30 PM
Kill: rick, who was still momentarily shocked from his dream, stumbled off a cliff and fell 5000000 feet onto the ground.