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reireichaan • 5 August 2011 at 4:10 PM

on every new page you get a foo put into your vault but to get that foo you must push next!

why are eggs shapped like potatoes?

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evolutary • 5 August 2011 at 11:37 PM

The reason eggs are shaped like potatoes because they are related to each other. As you all know, eggs and potatoes are both edible when cooked and both similarly shaped. However, sometimes you may find eggs that are not shaped like potatoes. This is because sometimes, they mistaken a potato for an egg and paint over it anyway. This is why the Onny and Rhinedorf have different shaped 'eggs' (when they're actually potatoes)

What is a Nym?

Female
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sotheavey • 5 August 2011 at 11:49 PM

A Nym is a uncommon last name for people on the west side of the world.

I need EC. Can someone give me some?

Female
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darcy_vasquez • 5 August 2011 at 11:50 PM

Let's get to the Adoption Center to get some money!

What is a -Doovoo?

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reireichaan • 6 August 2011 at 12:06 AM

a doovoo is the master of voodoo dolls you give him a dollar he gives your a doll of the person you hate the most so you can stab eat sit on sufficate etc the person XD

whats a noob?

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linpug • 6 August 2011 at 1:26 AM

i dunno o.e

what is a nipha

Female
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reireichaan • 6 August 2011 at 5:37 AM

a nipha is the magical tooth fairy but there is a 0.5% chance it will be male if it is it will steal all your teeth and leave your whole mouth in a cold sore D:
cold sore's hurt alot! dont get em.

why is the nyancat SO POPULAR

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lizardfeather • 6 August 2011 at 6:40 PM

Because it's like NYM CAT. http://oi54.tinypic.com/1zd3ux2.jpg

What's the difference between a star egg and regular egg?

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meixiaotian • 6 August 2011 at 6:44 PM

Star eggs came from stars and are cooked from the heat, so they'll only hatch into dirt.

What are question-mark eggs?

Female
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lizardfeather • 6 August 2011 at 8:34 PM

The source of all knowledge in ark. You go to them to ask a question.

Why are Nym popular?

Female
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reireichaan • 7 August 2011 at 12:29 AM

because nym lay golden eggs and when they hatch there whatever pet you want them to be.

whats the diffrence between a boy and girl raicorn

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chatial • 7 August 2011 at 1:22 AM

While girls have their horns on their heads,
Boys tend to have their horns elsewhere.
Like on their back.
The one in the Archives is obviously a girl.

Why does my cove only have 5 critters?

Female
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reireichaan • 7 August 2011 at 9:59 AM

because ian stole the rest.

whats a alkub?

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luvduv • 7 August 2011 at 10:09 AM

A magical flying fairy who is ridiculously slow, could never be in a race and doesn't have one piece of hair on it's body. Oh wait, that's not an alkub... it's a drakomo, DUH!

When will all those pretty eggs in the archives hatch? We've viewed and clicked them enough!

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leopardclaws • 7 August 2011 at 10:31 AM

They're all frozen because Santa Claus bought a bunch of cavecash to freeze them.
Where can I steal eggs?

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luvduv • 7 August 2011 at 12:42 PM

The city of Leila, you can only steal them if you win a bet in the Alkub race.

Why can't I name my pet Happy, it says the name is taken?!

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roversydneygirl • 7 August 2011 at 1:25 PM

Happy is an inappropriate word, it's not taken.

Why don't my eggs and creatures go to the bathroom?

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luvduv • 7 August 2011 at 1:27 PM

They do, you just aren't watching them and they don't want you to see them making magic in a toilet.

Why doesn't egg cave have toilets?!

Female
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roversydneygirl • 7 August 2011 at 1:29 PM

Because eggs 'go' in the cups you drink out of. Yup, that's not a leaf and it's not a glass of lemonade.

Why can't me and my eggs/creatures watch TV?

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redfire77 • 7 August 2011 at 1:41 PM

@roversydneygirl OH NO! That must be a bug! Mail Ian a ticket immediately XD

Which eggs are the most common?

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roversydneygirl • 7 August 2011 at 1:43 PM

CC eggs! They are Common Creatures!

Why is there no MySpace connection where it says 'Stay Connected'?

Female
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reireichaan • 7 August 2011 at 1:46 PM

because myspace hates you.

Why do calla's have to be hard to hatch?

Female
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roversydneygirl • 7 August 2011 at 1:53 PM

Because Calla's hard to spell. (Is it Callla, Calla, or Cala?)

Why is the report message thumb pink?

Female
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reireichaan • 7 August 2011 at 11:39 PM

it caught pink eye

whats a cold sore

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linpug • 7 August 2011 at 11:59 PM

a sore that is cold 😱 (off topic)

what is a feed

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reireichaan • 8 August 2011 at 12:03 AM

a feed is a magical species of ian's offspring XD

whats a ian though?

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pipkitten • 8 August 2011 at 12:21 AM

An Ian is an Intelligent Animatronic Nanobot. 😊

What's a Star Creature good for?

Female
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roversydneygirl • 8 August 2011 at 7:46 AM

It just racks in cash cause its a STAR!

Why do people play egg cave?

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luvduv • 8 August 2011 at 7:58 AM

Because we would all get eaten by dominos if we didn't. We are all just pretending to like it. No, really!

Why do eggs eat Cheeseburgers, they don't have mouths... do they?!

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roversydneygirl • 8 August 2011 at 8:02 AM

Oh, the food just gets broken down it to tiny pieces and is sprinkled on top of the eggs!

Why does Ian have 45 Nyms?

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