What not to tell a newbie

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luvduv • 8 August 2011 at 8:07 AM

Because his favourite egg cave animal is the beweg.

Why would an aerlo egg freeze through our hands?

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roversydneygirl • 8 August 2011 at 8:09 AM

Cause it likes freezing! DUH!

Why is a Doovoo doll have only two stages? Why does it not look like an egg in the first stage?

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luvduv • 8 August 2011 at 8:13 AM

Cuz it isn't. A doovoo is not related to a potato (see previous page) at all, so it had to be a different egg It was born as it's own head, and then the feet grow, and the hands, and then eventually the body will pop and appear one day. So really it takes 4 stages, head, feet, hands, body. The picture was just too disturbing to put in the archives.

Why do we have alkub races?

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roversydneygirl • 8 August 2011 at 8:15 AM

To make people's money dissapeer, like POOF!

Why do we have ugly eggs?

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luvduv • 8 August 2011 at 8:21 AM

To try and distract us and lure us away from the good eggs right beside them in the cave.

Why are none of the super-rares ugly eggs?

Female
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lizardfeather • 8 August 2011 at 9:09 AM

Yes they are, they're the Macbot and Doovoo! (kidding, no offense to the artist)

Why don't I have a Mo?

Female
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roversydneygirl • 8 August 2011 at 9:14 AM

Cause you're a bad player and don't know how to play Egg Cave well. (JUST KIDDING, all the way round)

Why are my pets dying/dissapering?

Female
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reireichaan • 8 August 2011 at 2:40 PM

cuz your not taking them to the bathroom 😃

whats leila

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roversydneygirl • 8 August 2011 at 2:42 PM

The Oldest Girl On Egg Cave.

Who is the oldest guy on Egg Cave?

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lizardfeather • 8 August 2011 at 3:44 PM

Nai, ian's evil twin.

How do I know if my egg likes pie?

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2elle2 • 8 August 2011 at 4:06 PM

If it doesn't say anything

How does an egg eat?

Female
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pudgyjr1998 • 8 August 2011 at 4:08 PM

with its mouth

why would someone freeze an egg?

Female
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roversydneygirl • 8 August 2011 at 4:49 PM

Because there egg was being bad and they reported it!

Why can't I find my favorite egg anywhere, it's listed in the archives?

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meixiaotian • 8 August 2011 at 4:51 PM

Because the archives grabbed it and ate it.

Why does ark only have 12 buildings?
no seriously, why?

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zora • 8 August 2011 at 5:55 PM

(I really am a newbie XD)

Well, originally it was only one building, but the creator of Ark remembered that two was a magic number, but couldn't just put two more because that would make three, and as we all know; any town with only three buildings is doomed to a death of fire and rotten cheese; so he decided to make it 1 and 2 = twelve.

Who drew the pictures of animals/eggs?

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roversydneygirl • 8 August 2011 at 7:46 PM

Ian's Nym army!

Why I am classified as a 'N00B'?

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evolutary • 9 August 2011 at 3:53 AM

A 'N00B' is a user who has an exact number of creatures - any amount which ends with the digit 0 (hence the 0s in N00B) 100 is the perfect number for N00B because N00B has 2 zeros in its name. The N and the B stand for 'Natural Balance' so therefore, N00B means 'Natural Balance' in the number 100.

Isn't a Chimera suppose to have eagle wings and legs? Why doesn't Egg Cave's Chimera have them?

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roversydneygirl • 9 August 2011 at 7:21 AM

No one knows, but we think it's Ian's fault *shifty eyes*

Who protects my eggs when I'm not on Egg Cave?

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arabianninja • 9 August 2011 at 7:35 AM

The Easter bunny of course! The Easter bunny wouldn't want all those precious colorful eggs to vanish!

Why do Yeeps randomly attack you at the meteor crashsite?

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roversydneygirl • 9 August 2011 at 7:37 AM

Because...well...I'm REALLY not supposed to say this but...they hate newbies like you...*runs fake screaming*

Why can't eggs play games or read books or watch movies?

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bunnyshadow • 9 August 2011 at 7:56 AM

This is the most complicated idea/concept ever. U probably wont get this. Eggs/critters cant read books, watch movies or play games because..... They.. Dont.. Want to... XD


How does Ian's hair look like? O-O

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roversydneygirl • 9 August 2011 at 8:30 AM

(I believe you 'What' does Ian's hair look like?)
It's messy and Nym-ish and Ian-ish...Could I be anymore clear?

Ah! Where did my egg go!?! I can't find it! All I can find is a creature with the same name as my egg! What happened? I loved that egg, I didn't trade it!

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zora • 9 August 2011 at 11:28 AM

That creature was a magpie like animal, and also came from a parallel universe. In that parallel universe, parallel you trained such animals - naming them after the eggs in the other universe - to go into the our universe and eat the eggs they were named after.

OMG Y DO THE ANIMALS LOOK SO WEIRD, HURRRRRR

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rosey77 • 9 August 2011 at 11:33 AM

@zora But you are a newbie XD

Female
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roversydneygirl • 9 August 2011 at 11:57 AM

They look weird 'cause you drew them when you were 3! JKJKJK

Why is my pet not dying? I WANT IT TO DIE SO I DON'T HAVE TO PAY TO GET RID OF IT!

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zora • 9 August 2011 at 2:33 PM

@rosey77
...Yeah...?

If I drew like that when I was three, that'd be like the Mona Lisa for three year olds.

It's not dying because it split it's soul into seven pieces before you got it, and it can't die unless each piece of it's soul is destroyed. In Ark, this is called a "horcrux".

Why can't we have pets of the same name as other users?

Female
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roversydneygirl • 9 August 2011 at 2:36 PM

Because that would be illegal! Image, a world full of people, each named Bob (or Bobby, for girls) Sima! Terrible!

Why is my pet so stupid?

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evolutary • 12 August 2011 at 7:25 AM

All different creatures have different intelligence. As they evolve, they mature and become smarter. Some creatures, when compared, are less intelligent than others, however, smart enough, nonetheless. It takes a while for creatures to develop their intelligence and usually during their first stages in their lives, they do not have fully matured brains.

When did the asteroid crash in Ark?

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arabianninja • 12 August 2011 at 7:38 AM

On christmas eve. Obviously, that meteor was the shooting star that the three kings followed to find their way to where Jesus was born.

How come Chimeras develop hooves, when they evolve, where they have lion's paws in their first stage?

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roversydneygirl • 12 August 2011 at 8:41 AM

Because the SAR was making them, and they screwed up and made a hooves. I always thought Callas would have paws because they had to use the paw-generator stuff somewhere but I guess not...

Why are some egg evolution chains covered in '?' ?

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