What not to tell a newbie

luvduv • 12 August 2011 at 10:06 AM

601st POST!

Because they are almighty super hero geniuses that know everything and you are supposed to ask them questions but they never answer cuz they all secretive like.

Why am I officially not a newbie anymore?

roversydneygirl • 12 August 2011 at 10:08 AM

Because, your not a New Bee anymore. XD (bad pun, I know)

Why do I keep getting notifications that someones writing on my wall? No ones in my room and my wall's perfectly clean? What is it talking about?

luvduv • 12 August 2011 at 10:48 AM

It's talking about your floor, typo, DUH!

What is a notification?

roversydneygirl • 13 August 2011 at 8:16 AM

A big notice board. On this board, the players of egg cave that are in trouble for some reason are listed.

Why is my pet pink? I hate pink (true, i hate it)!

joy • 13 August 2011 at 9:29 AM

Your pet is pink because it's a girl. All pink pets are girls and blue pets are boys.

How do you feed an egg? 😋

randomkitty17 • 13 August 2011 at 10:15 AM

You lightly break the shell with a chopstick, then you pour the food into a blender and feed it to the egg 😃

Why do Ian's eggs change so much?

roversydneygirl • 13 August 2011 at 10:32 AM

Because Ian is picky and he needs to be satisfied or else they close Egg Cave!

Why do I have an egg that won't hatch, all my friends have the same egg and theirs is hatched!

chatial • 17 August 2011 at 2:09 AM

Your egg died in the process of being fed.


How do you feed an egg?

roversydneygirl • 17 August 2011 at 8:25 AM

You stuff it in the crack at the top and then yell at it until it eats it all, and put it in the corner if it doesn't.

Why do my creatures always look tired?

amaznazn12 • 17 August 2011 at 9:43 AM

Because it keeps running away from mean pigs!!!


How do I get clicks?

roversydneygirl • 17 August 2011 at 9:46 AM

By eating all the mean pigs in the world. Then you put up pics of your belly on the internet, and when people click your stomach, you get a click!

Why do my eggs always look bored?

lizardfeather • 17 August 2011 at 10:00 AM

Because you're not online enough. I recommend stalking the TA to entertain them 😸

How do I submit a ticket?

meixiaotian • 17 August 2011 at 10:17 AM

Go to the train, buy a lollipop and post a forum saying whats on your receipt.

Why are Leymas extinct if I saw one?

carnatate • 17 August 2011 at 10:20 AM

because its not a leyma its a doll XD





How do I adopt creatures?

evolutary • 18 August 2011 at 3:40 AM

First, you must sign a contract stating that you must keep it in good condition and never let it die. If you do, you will be arrested. After you agree, they hand you another small sheet of paper which has your creature printed on it. Then you must find that creature with the exact same ID number. The creature printed on your sheet will not necessarily be the creature that has your ID number but nonetheless, is guaranteed.

Why does the Site Trivia only give out 500 EC?

feathershaft • 18 August 2011 at 3:48 AM

Because it doesn't give out 1000 EC instead. 😋

How do I get a Fairy World background?

roversydneygirl • 18 August 2011 at 9:42 AM

You have to find a fairy, the answer 5 million site trivia questions AND get them all right. Then you have to get on the fairy and guide it to Fairy World. Then you have to go on a scavenger hunt. Then when you find it, you pay 300,000 EC AND 100 CC for it. Then it's yours!

How do I get my egg to hatch?

sotheavey • 18 August 2011 at 9:44 AM

Crack it open of course.

What does EC stand for?

Deleted • 18 August 2011 at 9:44 AM

You crack it and a a creature comes out.


How does Ian change his creatures? 😈

lizardfeather • 18 August 2011 at 9:46 AM

He throws fairy dust at them.

How do I get CC?

sotheavey • 18 August 2011 at 9:48 AM

How am I suppose to know. I dont have any XD

Why can we only try to steal 10 eggs per day?

lily- • 18 August 2011 at 9:51 AM

Because the caveguard only likes the number 10 and if you steal more or less he will capture you and turn you into food for all the eggs

Why does ark have a volcano?

roversydneygirl • 18 August 2011 at 9:52 AM

Because there are no more than 10 because IAN STOLE THEM ALL!

Why are Blus so rare?

Deleted • 18 August 2011 at 9:52 AM

because a volcon only shots out eanf eggs for every one to have ten

roversydneygirl • 19 August 2011 at 9:41 AM

Why do people keep asking me to trade my Balrog with them?

luvduv • 19 August 2011 at 10:24 AM

Because they want to have the balrogs kill you.
Why are we even posting all these stupid things that are wrong? 😈

Deleted • 19 August 2011 at 12:18 PM

umm... cookies?

lily- • 19 August 2011 at 12:22 PM

because we want to give a nice warm welcome to all the newbies in eggcave.

why is @lkjhgfdsa27 obsessed with cookies?

luvduv • 19 August 2011 at 12:25 PM

BECAUSE COOKIES ARE AWESOME AND DON'T YOU DARE DENY IT!

Why is Egg Cave awesome?

Deleted • 19 August 2011 at 12:26 PM

COOKIES COOKIES WHY DOSE LILY HATE COOKIES