What not to tell a newbie

ping • 14 November 2011 at 6:24 AM

Because they go through puberty!

Why do jesters disappear?

7731826 • 15 November 2011 at 6:00 PM

They dont! You need glasses!
What is EC?

luka • 15 November 2011 at 6:01 PM

Egg Cave is a home for people to eat pizza

What is the blog?

pegasasu • 15 November 2011 at 6:04 PM

A place where Blobbarts rule

How do you feed a creature?

7731826 • 15 November 2011 at 6:07 PM

@pegasasu
You have to do the chicken dance at exactly 7:34:21 while its raining

How do you suggest a creature?

graystripe99 • 17 November 2011 at 3:44 PM

You have to scream at your computer and say SUGGEST ME!

How do I hatch an egg?

qwaszx • 17 November 2011 at 3:46 PM

Crack it. xD

How do I ping people?

miomar • 17 November 2011 at 3:47 PM

By sitting on it, baking the egg would kill it.

How do i join a roleplay?

Deleted • 17 November 2011 at 3:50 PM

You go out and LARP.

Why do you guys keep giving newbies bad advice? XD

graystripe99 • 17 November 2011 at 3:54 PM

Because it's the right advice and it's all true. Obvi xD

Why did my creature die!?!? HE WAS SO YOUNG! I didn't do anything and he just DIED! d::

lavender • 17 November 2011 at 4:02 PM

@graystripe99 your creature died because you did everything!😃
Where do I get common creatures from?

Deleted • 17 November 2011 at 4:04 PM

Nowhere, they just randomly appear in your cove;)

Where can I buy food for my eggs?

7731826 • 17 November 2011 at 4:18 PM

At the Trade Center.

What happens to your pet when it dies?

okaysister • 17 November 2011 at 9:36 PM

You have to ask George Washington to resurrect it.

How do you post on other users walls?

Deleted • 17 November 2011 at 9:45 PM

so they can get a cave XD

what is a nimpa?.

graystripe99 • 17 November 2011 at 11:55 PM

It's the name of your computer hard-drive.

Why isn't my egg cave growing eggs!?

Deleted • 20 November 2011 at 2:12 PM

Because unfortunately it is trapped under that shell and needs to come out with the power of the cookie!

Are Kujaks really made out of rainbows?

lola622f • 20 November 2011 at 2:15 PM

No. They are made out of skittles. XD

How do you become a successful roleplayer?

Deleted • 20 November 2011 at 2:18 PM

you rob banks!
how do you level a creature up?

himitsutenshin • 20 November 2011 at 2:20 PM

You have to throw it in the air 😉

How do you get so many creatures?

eggshavelife • 23 November 2011 at 7:40 PM

By yelling "COME TO ME MY DARLINGS, COME TO ME" and wait until they come and bite you

How do you adopt?

yogurt • 23 November 2011 at 7:42 PM

You eat them and spit them out of your other end XD

How do I link something to my trade lot?

eggshavelife • 23 November 2011 at 7:44 PM

By asking it politely and throwing a tantrum if it says no

Who is ian?

yogurt • 23 November 2011 at 9:32 PM

The yeep that kicks you when you try to get an asteroid egg.

What is the volcano for?

taffy789 • 23 November 2011 at 9:36 PM

To throw your eggs in to hard boil them! 8D


How do I change my profile creature?

eggshavelife • 24 November 2011 at 9:13 AM

By Screaming At It Until It Complies, Of Course!



Why Do I Want To Steal Eggs?

peachy4657 • 24 November 2011 at 4:59 PM

Because the eggs are filled with melted cheese that looks like mustard.

What is the trade center for?

Deleted • 24 November 2011 at 5:01 PM

Because you are a robber

How do I get my creature to travel?

eggshavelife • 24 November 2011 at 8:51 PM

By pulling it on a carriage with 1 wheel and 6 horses.

What is an egg?

Deleted • 24 November 2011 at 8:54 PM

A plane that streaks across Ark every day dropping candy.

What is Tim?