What not to tell a newbie

kalateevolk • 5 January 2013 at 7:41 PM

@spirithawk


You set up a trade by creating a loft and cover it in feathers!


What does CSP mean?

jemmie • 5 January 2013 at 7:49 PM

@kalateevolk
It means Cold Strawberry Pie, Ian the Nipha's favorite snack.

How do you suggest?

Deleted • 5 January 2013 at 7:52 PM

@jemmie
You send in a Ticket 😊 Make sure it's all CAPS too. That way they'll know you're seriously suggesting something.

What does LE mean?

jemmie • 5 January 2013 at 7:54 PM

@jrock2013 You actually used to do that, didn't you?

It means Lost Engel. An Engel that is lost.

What is a thread?

Deleted • 5 January 2013 at 7:54 PM

@jrock2013

Last Evolution.


How do you sent in a ticket?

sharkout • 5 January 2013 at 7:58 PM

You go on the livepulse and make a topic in all caps: GIVE ME ALL YOUR TICKETS!!! 😈

How do you make a topic? 😋

😃

ems • 6 January 2013 at 12:44 AM

@sharkout

You eat a cursed pinapple pie while screaming: "I ATE AN ELEPHANT! I ATE AN ELEPHANT!" over and over. 😃

What's a hiatus?

kalateevolk • 6 January 2013 at 6:07 AM

@ems

A hiatus is work put on your back (literatly) and make you walk 50 miles in a desert waist land while some how managing to do your job.


What does it mean to post

ems • 6 January 2013 at 11:17 AM

@kalateevolk

It's when you stick a sticky-note to your face. But, the sticky-note has to look like a piggy.

What is a roleplay?

Deleted • 6 January 2013 at 11:20 AM

@ems

It is when somebody tells you to change who you are, they give you a role you must play in real life.


Could I trade a yeep for 10 onny's?

ems • 6 January 2013 at 11:25 AM

@bluegirl80

No, but you could trade a yeep for 40 frozen first stage tines. o3o

Why does everyone love tasmas so much?

Deleted • 6 January 2013 at 11:26 AM

@ems

They hold the magic answer to get a doovoo and macbot.


Why do people hate yeeps?

rojoqueen • 6 January 2013 at 11:28 AM

@bluegirl80

Because they are like mice on egg cave annoying and tunnel in your walls and yard. XD

What is the tc?

Deleted • 6 January 2013 at 11:29 AM

@bluegirl80

Because Yeep rhymes with Beep. Because Beep, sometimes, covers up swear words.

Why do Yeeps want to rule the world?

ems • 6 January 2013 at 11:30 AM

@bluegirl80

Well, it's a secret, but I'll tell you. *whispers*
*Because yeeps are evil incarnations of every single user, and they steal souls.*

Why does Ian the Nipha like Cold Strawberry Pie so much?

Deleted • 6 January 2013 at 11:35 AM

@ems

Because Strawberry pie a. tastes better cold and b. give him power to take over the world. o.o


Why do people trade?

ems • 6 January 2013 at 11:37 AM

@bluegirl80

Because their EC becomes cursed after a while, and then their creatures rot, so users must fool other users into buying rotten creatures and cursed EC.

Why is my pie eating my cove?

Deleted • 6 January 2013 at 11:41 AM

@ems

Pie is eating your cove because it will spit them out evolved. 😊

Why is Ian famous?

Deleted • 6 January 2013 at 11:42 AM

@bluegirl80

Because he eats yeeps.

Why am I here?

ems • 6 January 2013 at 3:31 PM

@izzfred

Because Ian has directed you here, for the fun and enjoyment that you will experience nowhere else. 😸

How do I use travels?

mastermepp • 6 January 2013 at 3:34 PM

@ems
You don't. You just waste EC for nothin. >: D

What's a Terron look like?

ems • 6 January 2013 at 3:36 PM

@mastermepp Darn. :c

I don't know, BECAUSE THEY'RE INVISIBLE VAMPOLVES!! (vampire werewolves)

How do you change your featured?

Deleted • 6 January 2013 at 3:57 PM

@ems

You somehow rip the creature you want to be your featured out of the computer and chuck it at the spot wher your current featured is!

Why am I addicted to eggcave?

mastermepp • 7 January 2013 at 11:09 AM

@izzfred
Because Ian secretly drugged your food to make you want to be on Eggcave.

What does UFT mean?

ems • 8 January 2013 at 12:10 AM

@mastermepp

Unicorns Feeding Tobuscus

Can creatures die?

frogtoad • 8 January 2013 at 12:36 AM

@ems
Only if they are eaten by magical donkeys.

What does NFT mean?

ems • 8 January 2013 at 12:50 AM

@frogtoad

Narwhal Falcon Tipping

Why are there cranky people here?

omgkitteh • 8 January 2013 at 2:49 PM

@ems
Because a magical donkey kicked them.

What is a Newbie?

extremeblueness • 8 January 2013 at 3:20 PM

Me.

Seriously. My account's only three days old.

How does the trade center work? (I seriously don't know. lol.)

frogtoad • 8 January 2013 at 6:48 PM

@ems
Because many have been ripped off at the Travel Agency! 😸

How do I adopt a creature?