What not to tell a newbie

dragonii • 22 March 2013 at 4:52 PM

@fjh

on the edge lelia

whats the cave?

mistystar99 • 22 March 2013 at 4:54 PM

@dragonii
It's where bad critters go for a time-out place.

What's the TA?

bluebelle • 22 March 2013 at 4:55 PM

@mistystar99
Terror Ancor=TA DUH!

How do I get CC?

rojoqueen • 22 March 2013 at 4:56 PM

@bluebelle
CC grows on trees, Ian and the other staff have to harvest it every summer..


How do I get nice creatures?

fjhfjh • 23 March 2013 at 7:21 PM

@rojoqueen

you ask a yeep to steal them for you.

what do you get when you approach the cave?

Deleted • 23 March 2013 at 7:23 PM

a speech bubble saying " LALALALA YOU APPROACHED THE CAVE" It comes in different colors.

what do you get when you buy a travel?

lucid • 24 March 2013 at 11:34 PM

@moon_thief You get teleported there and can't esvape until you give it to me.

What is a side?

(Yay! 1300th post!)

fjhfjhfjh • 26 March 2013 at 12:33 AM

@lucid
when you feed your creatures, sometimes they want something extra so you give them a side dish

What does SoB stand for?

rojoqueen • 2 April 2013 at 6:39 PM

@fjhfjhfjh
Sorry other bathroom...

What does TC stand for?

bluebelle • 2 April 2013 at 6:41 PM

@rojoqueen
Torture Center \*-*/

What is a ToS?

rojoqueen • 2 April 2013 at 6:43 PM

@bluebelle
Tickle octopus sauce


What is a profile?

plisser9 • 2 April 2013 at 6:47 PM

a place where you post your rambling philosophies.

how do i name my egg?

bluebelle • 2 April 2013 at 6:47 PM

@rojoqueen
P=Peter Pans R=Red O=Orangutang F=Falling in I=Iguanas L=Lends E=Elges

Whats Tims Food Shoppee?

rojoqueen • 2 April 2013 at 6:49 PM

@bluebelle
Where tim starves your creatures into obedience, and Ian says its legal..

What is a creature?

bluebelle • 2 April 2013 at 6:50 PM

@rojoqueen
Something that you beat for slave labour.

How do I add you too my buddy list?

rojoqueen • 2 April 2013 at 6:51 PM

@bluebelle
You post on their wall saying cheese hot dogs and salmonella, until they accept your friend requests

What does creatures eat?

Deleted • 2 April 2013 at 6:53 PM

@rojoqueen

They eat McDonalds food until the get fat enough to evolve.

How do you get a Rousel?

plisser9 • 2 April 2013 at 6:54 PM

@choocalate do twenty jumpingjacks

why is my creature in an egg?

rojoqueen • 2 April 2013 at 6:56 PM

@plisser9
Because it is too scared of cheese

Why do callas have wings?

mokat • 2 April 2013 at 6:58 PM

@rojoqueen
Because they fly across the galaxy while pooping out rainbows.

What is the weighted rarity system?

bluebelle • 2 April 2013 at 6:59 PM

@rojoqueen
They are breed by @Ian until they die and are reborn with wings....

What is an Onny?

plisser9 • 2 April 2013 at 9:05 PM

@bluebelle
it is a melted popsicle

how do i post messages?

chibiow • 6 April 2013 at 5:31 PM

@plisser9
Ya wrap a piece of paper around your head and make a wish!

How do you trade?

shine • 7 April 2013 at 12:39 AM

@chibiow You throw your egg at the person and she throws ice cream back at you.

How do you make a creature immortal?

wallie987 • 7 April 2013 at 12:46 AM

You announce to the world: I'm mortal (immortal)

How do you get travels again?

rainbowrocks • 7 April 2013 at 1:08 AM

Duh, you just go up to the big glowing rock and say " TRAVEL >:| " and then you get it!


Why cant I eat eggs?

plisser9 • 7 April 2013 at 1:13 AM

@rainbowrocks because they are filled with toxic substances

why is my egg's level increasing? doesn't it decrease?

rainbowrocks • 7 April 2013 at 1:14 AM

@plisser9 Because- well im sorry ot say this but- but- Hes dyeing.


Whats up with this " Ian " guy?

imelza • 7 April 2013 at 1:13 PM

@rainbowrocks He doesn't exist. Ignore everyone who tells you differently.

How do I get more posts?

Deleted • 7 April 2013 at 1:15 PM

@imelza

Go to Ian and beg him for more posts. He will give you a number. Then you set your computer on fire and boom you have more posts.

I can't buy a travel. What do I do?