What not to tell a newbie

yellowgrapefruit • 8 January 2013 at 7:00 PM

@ems

you go into the travel agency and give the worker 100,000,000 EC

extremeblueness • 8 January 2013 at 7:47 PM

@yellowrapefruit since there's no question, BLUEBERRIES EAT FISH!!!

How do you get egg cash (with 400,000 total earned, I'd BETTER know for real. just clarifying because I'm an actual newbie.)?

jemmie • 8 January 2013 at 8:17 PM

@extremeblueness
Since there's no such thing as Egg Cash, you jump over the moon.
What is the strong room?

Deleted • 8 January 2013 at 8:19 PM

@jemmie
It's a hangout for all the Strong User and Creatures of Ark City, you have to be really strong to get in though.

What are Monthlies?

jemmie • 8 January 2013 at 8:20 PM

@jrock2013
It's a critter that comes ape very other month, telling everyone the latest pet fashions! xD

What is a star creature?

Deleted • 8 January 2013 at 8:20 PM

@jrock2013

Monthlies are the monthy paychecks of CC you get for being a 2+year user. 😊

What are status's?

ems • 8 January 2013 at 8:54 PM

@bluegirl80
Ugly unicorns that destroy rainbows with the fatness. ☹️

@jemmie
It's a creature that ate so many raspberries that it exploded in a glittery mass of awesomeness.

WHAT IS THE POINT OF EGG CAVE?!

jemmie • 8 January 2013 at 8:56 PM

@ems
To steal the cave, out of an egg!
What is a ping?

Deleted • 8 January 2013 at 8:58 PM

@ems
We're actually a secret society preventing Doomsday, one egg at a time.

What is the purpose of the Travel Agency?

ems • 8 January 2013 at 8:59 PM

@jemmie I GET IT NOW!! 8D YAY!

It's an evil ribbon that hides under your bed, and waits for you to go to sleep. Then, it glomps you while screaming: PINGGSSSSSS!! The Ping is very dangerous, and should be avoided at all costs.

Why are Flarens so awesome?

@jrock2013 xD Yay!

The Travel Ageny is where goblins are born.

jemmie • 8 January 2013 at 9:01 PM

@ems
Because you said so. Otherwise, If nobody says they're awesome, they can't be. One thing is only true when someone says so. One of my fav quotes!

What is a Calla Reconstruction Lab?

ems • 8 January 2013 at 9:44 PM

@jemmie

It's where pigs eat the pies.

What is a view?

jemmie • 8 January 2013 at 9:52 PM

@ems
How do you not know what a view is? A view is when you climb to the top of a mountain, or the northern lights. It is what you see that is pretty.

How do you post?

extremeblueness • 9 January 2013 at 2:10 PM

You put a sign in the ground.

How do you change your featured pet?

twilight_raptor • 9 January 2013 at 2:11 PM

You hold an election to see who would win the spot.

How do you use the strongroom?

extremeblueness • 9 January 2013 at 2:45 PM

@jemmie oops. forgot to ping you last time.

@twilight_raptor You lift weights.

How do you manage your creatures?

jemmie • 9 January 2013 at 9:40 PM

@extremeblueness
You call a manager and they will get your creatures under control.
What are the forum categories?

extremeblueness • 11 January 2013 at 9:12 PM

@jemmie

The things that the forum dogegories chase.

How do you explore Ark?

jemmie • 11 January 2013 at 9:14 PM

@extremeblueness
You learn how to pilot a plane, get rich, get a private jet, and fly up to explore.

What is the Ark?

extremeblueness • 11 January 2013 at 9:27 PM

Its what Noah put all the animals on.

edit: oops. forgot to ping and to question.

How do you get Cave Cash?

@jemmie

jemmie • 11 January 2013 at 9:36 PM

@extremeblueness
Who is Noah? I thought it was Ian? Nevermind.

From stealing coins from the cave!

What is the Cash Shop Park?

extremeblueness • 11 January 2013 at 9:40 PM

@jemmie I was actually talking about RL animals.

Its where you park your car in order to buy EC.

What is Tim's Food Shop?

jemmie • 11 January 2013 at 9:54 PM

@extremeblueness Oh, sorry then.

A run down restaurant where you can buy terrible food.

How did my Alkub eat an apple?

extremeblueness • 12 January 2013 at 7:01 PM

@jemmie is it just me, or are we the only ones posting here anymore?

Through osmosis.

What are the cookies used for?

lemonlime820 • 12 January 2013 at 7:19 PM

@extremeblueness

(really, I'm fine with blueberries.)

To destroy your computer, of course!

extremeblueness • 12 January 2013 at 7:35 PM

@lemonlime820 There's no question...

#responsewithoutquestion

How do you edit the thing below your name?

lemonlime820 • 12 January 2013 at 7:38 PM

@extremeblueness

(sorry about that)

You ask a mod. Actually, you ask all of them. Several times.

How do you get a Mo?

extremeblueness • 12 January 2013 at 7:39 PM

@lemonlime820

By asking for mo of them. (get it?)

How do you get a pareteorsite?

oli • 12 January 2013 at 7:40 PM

You click sign out.

How do you get cc?

lemonlime820 • 12 January 2013 at 7:41 PM

@extremeblueness

You sacrifice all of your creatures to the god of money.

What is the Cave?