EggCave's 1st Werewolf

taffy789 • 10 April 2012 at 10:16 PM

XD

celeste • 10 April 2012 at 10:17 PM

@dreamer

FACE THE FACTS, KIDS. DO NOT PICK UP RANDOM BIRDS IN THE STREET NAMED DREAMER. KILL IT WITH FIRE INSTEAD. AND HAVE CHICKEN. IF THEY ALREADY COMMITTED SUICIDE, ROAST IT ANYWAY. BIRDS ARE HEALTHY AND DELICIOUS.

*puts Dreamer onto a frying pan and starts frying*

asi • 10 April 2012 at 10:17 PM

... Wut just happened ._.

univea • 10 April 2012 at 10:17 PM

@celeste

*walks over as ghost* "I'm dead!" 😃
My face: 😃
10 years later: 😃
20 year-- "OK WHATEVER. I JUST WANTED A PLACE IN THE CREDITS"

@dreamer

*walks over* Celeste was right. There ARE pancakes in the afterlife *hands pancakes*
But these dumb flowers are ugly. *tosses flowers*

celeste • 10 April 2012 at 10:21 PM

@univea

GET IN THE MOVIE [yeep].

dreamer • 10 April 2012 at 10:22 PM

@Univea OMGGG!! Deathcakes! Soooo that means....

If I plant them in my backyard, they'll grow into a magic pancake-stalk? OwwwwwwO

@Celeste *overcooks roasted Dreamer and starts a fire* *sets off smoke alarms* *burns down the house*

AND THAT, CHILDREN, IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER SMOKE.

STOMAS= FOR THE *LOSE* X'D

univea • 10 April 2012 at 10:23 PM

XD
@celeste THOSE FLOWERS WUZ DAISES! IM ALLERGIC! *looks and sees they're roses*....I MEAN ROSES!
@Dreamer
NOOO *runs around smacking into poles until I step on your face*

dreamer • 10 April 2012 at 10:25 PM

@Univea D'8 OMGDAMMITDAMMITDAMMITHOLYCRAPIFAILEDTHETESTIFAILEDTHETEST!!!!!! D8 *pulls emergency alarms*

I punish myself to the desk of shame. ._.

univea • 10 April 2012 at 10:27 PM

@dreamer *moves you slowly from the desk* .... *sets you on the floor slowly* ....so.... *screams in your face* DONT FALL IN LOVE FALL IN CHOCOLATE! *pushes you off cliff* *your scream get fainter after about a minute* YOU'RE LUCKY THERE'S CHOCOLATE DOWN THERE!!

dreamer • 10 April 2012 at 10:29 PM

@Univea YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID BECAUSE I HAVE PLENTY OF CHOCOLATE LOVE. You can't make chocolate without love...

And of course, cocoa beans and sugar and ground up bits of cocroach...

*cough* But love sounds nicer. c:

Definition of love: Cocoa beans, sugar, and beetle powder. What a wonderful world.

univea • 10 April 2012 at 10:30 PM

@dreamer ...oh, I get it! *pours love down your throat* As long as it had beetle powder in it, im happy ^-^

dreamer • 10 April 2012 at 10:31 PM

@Univea YYOOUU SSHHOOUULLDDNN''TT HHAAVVEE DDOONNEE TTHHAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns into a mutant cocroach beetle thing*

univea • 10 April 2012 at 10:36 PM

@dreamer *walks away not caring and whistling* *yelling loudly* I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO @DREAMER... I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING *stands by cliff and whistling gets louder*............*stops* Yeah, i'm so gonna regret this. *jumps* I BELIEVE I CAN FLY,SPREAD MY WINGS AND TOUCH THE SKY, I DREAM ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT--*hits the ground* YES! ONE MORE WORD THAN YOU

bunnyshadow • 11 April 2012 at 1:32 AM

*lurks*

dreamer • 11 April 2012 at 1:31 PM

@Univea

I believe I can fly,
Spread my wings and touch the sky.
I dream about it every night and day,
Spread my wings and fly away.
I believe I can soar,
See me running thorugh that open door.
I beilieve I can fly,
I believe I can fly,
I believe I can fly...

*crashes into a pole*


PWNAGE.

univea • 11 April 2012 at 1:35 PM

Aw man. XD
If I was really doing that, i'd be like "IbelieveIcanflyspreadmywingsandtouchtheskyIdreamaboutiteverynightanddayspreadmywingsandflyawayIbe--" *CRASH*

dreamer • 11 April 2012 at 9:23 PM

@Univea My mom used to sing that song all the time when I was little... So I used to know all the words, now I just know the chorus. 😸 So yeah, I PWN YOU. DAT'S RIGHT.

phoenixfox • 13 April 2012 at 12:00 PM

@zafeyry Are the werewolves sleeping?

dreamer • 13 April 2012 at 2:59 PM

Wow. I guess the werewolves take their meat VERY seriously.

Now I understand the meaning of "Choice cuts".

univea • 13 April 2012 at 3:04 PM

@dreamer XD
...WHY! I WANNA BE ALIVE :I
I'd vote you as werewolf. 😈

dreamer • 13 April 2012 at 3:07 PM

@Univea I'm not a werewolf. No matter how much I wish I was. :X Seriously, I wanna be a werewolf inreal life.

univea • 13 April 2012 at 3:08 PM

@dreamer You think I don't? 😃 Im super hyper right now. 😃 You can tell because of the smiley at the end of every sentence. 😃 GO BABY BOTTLE POP! 😃 *hits pole*

phoenixfox • 13 April 2012 at 3:17 PM

@dreamer
@univea I would love to be a werewolf too! Then, whenever I wanted to pet something fluffy, I could pet my tail! ❤️

dreamer • 13 April 2012 at 10:48 PM

Seriously, why are these werewolves so slow? I wanna start the game!

@Zafeyry

icymuffin • 13 April 2012 at 10:50 PM

Waaai~ If one villager is dead, doesn't that mean we have to vote who the warewolves are? 😃

dreamer • 13 April 2012 at 10:52 PM

@Icymuffin We already did, but the post wasn't editted yet. X3 You can thank us for killing an innocent villager~ 😃

asi • 13 April 2012 at 11:18 PM

Well, you know if /I/ were a werewolf, I'd have responded ages ago X3
We should get rid of the inactive people first 😋

zafeyry • 14 April 2012 at 8:06 AM

The tour group of 18 began their descent down a nice hill. They stopped at the bend of the path and unboarded the bus for dinner. @meixiaotian started following a herd of elk, but couldn't keep up. Soon they were lost in the forest. They heard a strange rustling in the bushes but they thought it was just somebody trying to prank them. As soon as the sun went down, two demonic looking figures came out and killed them. The werewolves then said "They tasted like Mexican food." 😃

VOTING:
Nominations?

meixiaotian • 14 April 2012 at 8:10 AM

@zafefry WHUUT???
Okay I died. ☹️
And I'm not mexican.
Meez chinese.

zafeyry • 14 April 2012 at 8:25 AM

@meixiaotian
But your username sounds like Mexican 😋