Is anyone here good at... 'Getting back' at someone?(:

Deleted • 26 May 2012 at 2:46 PM

Well...

Thanks to some people who told me to draw some stuff on my boyfriends face when he was sleeping... He covered my face in lip gloss. It was quite wonderful. My face looks good, in red. I guess that's what I get for being a deep-sleeper.

So I need a way to get back at him. Not a small prank like pulling his seat from under him when he goes to sit down, oh no. My face was freakin RED, do you know how hard it was to get off? It took like an hour and a half to get off.

I need a prank that will have him cowering in fear. OK. Maybe that's an over-exaggeration. xD I've never seen him do that, so maybe just something that will make him back off. xD

Any evil master minds around here?(:

bunnyshadow • 26 May 2012 at 2:51 PM

@dawnfur
Do you want to make him wet his pants? I'm good at scarring people xD When I went to my friends house for a slumber party, we were playing a scary game where one person hides and scares everyone else. I hid in a closet in the bathroom and when three people came in, I splattered blood on the mirror and collapsed on the ground, makings red handprints on the wall and ground. XD
I was wearing a wig that made me look like the grudge c:

jubjubloversboy • 26 May 2012 at 2:54 PM

I specialize in "theivery" without people notcing. I stole m friend's lunch and he didn't notice till the end of the school day! I replaced it with... Guess!

Deleted • 26 May 2012 at 2:55 PM

@Bunnyshadow

Maybe not so much THAT. That'd ruin the whole attractive-bad-boy thing he has goin' on. XD Hmm, something like that would be nice, he might go on a rampage if he thought I died though.

bluszczyk • 26 May 2012 at 2:58 PM

@dawnfur

When he sleeps put his hand into a bowl filled with warm water, 80% chance he will wet his pants xD

Or if he drinks from the carton (box?) anything like milk or juice, you need to cut with something sharp in the bend of the box so he will spill all over himself thing he wanted to drink xD

Hope you understand what I was trying to write, I'm not a native speaker 😉

Deleted • 26 May 2012 at 3:03 PM

@bluszczyk

Just for the fact that he sleeps in my bed most nights, I don't honestly think I want him doing...THAT. xD

He can pour the juice on himself all by himself, he doesn't need help. xD

Hmm.. Lets think outside the box. Something not everyone does. With his luck, he'd like cut his lip someone on the carton, and make me feel like a horrible person. xD

misty • 26 May 2012 at 3:07 PM

@dawnfur Switch his shampoo with hair dye in an embarrassing color such as green.

Deleted • 26 May 2012 at 3:10 PM

@Misty I like that idea(:

He's a total FREAK over his hair.
Like seriously.
You don't even know.
xD

misty • 26 May 2012 at 3:17 PM

@dawnfur
Do it! Do it! Do it!
MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *thunder and lightning materializes out of nowhere*

Mwahahahahaha..ha..haha....*cough* Im getting to old for this O_O

Deleted • 26 May 2012 at 3:20 PM

@Misty I have to think of a good color.
Because green, he'll flip out, but I'll lose every bit of attraction towards him. xD
Something like blue, or red, or grey.
I dunno. I gotta think.
And delete the picture he took. Dx

jubjubloversboy • 26 May 2012 at 3:23 PM

GREY. Make him look like a old man.
Or Purple.

Deleted • 26 May 2012 at 3:25 PM

@Jubjubloversboy

He's too attractive to pass as an old man though. xD
He's not wrinkly.
Or a pedophile.
xD

bluszczyk • 26 May 2012 at 3:26 PM

@dawnfur

PINK make him look gay xD you just need a dye that will be really quick, you don't have shampoo on your hair like 30 minutes xD

jubjubloversboy • 26 May 2012 at 3:28 PM

Oh.
Does he use chalpstick or charcoal? And is he good at art?

Deleted • 26 May 2012 at 3:42 PM

@Bluszczyk

Ohhh Myyyyy.
Well, his twin brother is gay, why not him?
...D8
I guess it's true then.
All the hot ones are gay.
._.

jubjubloversboy • 26 May 2012 at 3:47 PM

If he uses chalpstick, get a gluestick, cover the thing with inscriptions of chalpstick, and give it to him! He uses the "chalpstick" on his lip, and his mouth is glued! O-o

@dawnfur

bunnyshadow • 26 May 2012 at 3:55 PM

@dawnfur
Hm..... Draw hearts all over the back of his shirts and pants that he'll put on the next day xD
I like misty' idea though xD
PIIINNNK :]

Deleted • 26 May 2012 at 4:04 PM

@jubjubloversboy

He doesn't.

@Bunnyshadow

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaa.
Hearts(:

nightmare • 26 May 2012 at 4:09 PM

@dawnfur Have some red food coloring mixed with corn syrup all over a pair of scissors. And some of the food colorng on his arms and face xD Put the scissors on the ground and when he wakes up O_O Don't forget to set an alarm for midnight of 3

Deleted • 26 May 2012 at 4:25 PM

Ever tried soaking his toothbrush in vinegar? It tastes sooo nasty!
Or you could paint his fingernails bright pink while he sleeps and put makeup on him so he looks like a raccoon with really thick foundation and blush or glue a clown nose to his nose

dreamer • 26 May 2012 at 4:45 PM

@Dawnfur Do something dirty. ;D THat's all I can say withbout getting in trouble. X)

Deleted • 26 May 2012 at 4:52 PM

@Dreamer

PM me. That could mean a lot of things, and I could think of a lot of ways to do that. (:

univea • 26 May 2012 at 5:20 PM

...
Sorry? XD

OH! Draw something on his face while he's sleeping. X3

Deleted • 26 May 2012 at 5:23 PM

@Univea

Cause it worked SO WELL the first time.. -_-

univea • 26 May 2012 at 5:28 PM

@dawnfur

...lemme think. I seriously am good at this. It's my specialty. I was planning something towards you at one time, but then, in a moment of realization...

I don't know where you live. XD

hm.

dreamer • 26 May 2012 at 5:46 PM

@Dawnfur I actually don't have any specific suggestions. X3

When I get back at someone, it's usually by hurling insults or arguing. People know that very well. ;D

Scare him. SOMEHOW. That always works, even though it may tick him off.

Oh gosh, I remember on my 11th birthday, my dad pulled an awful prank on me. -_-

He walked into the living room complaining about my dog and he said she pooped in the corner. He came out in the kitchen holding a napkin full of... Brown stuff. He smelled it and asked if I wanted to smell it, then he took a bite out of it (like, I actually thought it was crap). I ran off screaming, and I was ticked. Not to mention, it was my time of the month, so I didn't wanna deal with it. XD

Turns out, it was just cake crumbs with chocolate frosting.

What's worse is I was on the stairs crying and my little sister walked up to me holding it and said, "You wanna bite?" -_-

Do something like that. I was absolutely TICKED. OFF. XD

Deleted • 26 May 2012 at 5:54 PM

@Dreamer

Lol. But he's like, unscareable. ):

I laughed when I read that(:

univea • 26 May 2012 at 7:55 PM

@dawnfur
I had a terrible day and got hurt 6 times. I'm ready to come up with things, making them more or less intese based on my injuries.

My friend threw chalk at my eye.

I scraped my elbow.

I rode a skateboard down a huge hill...yeah, you should know what happened here.

I stubbed my toe, hard.

I fell off the bed into the file cabinet. DX ow...

I rode my bike, one-handed, down a hill by my ditch and landed face-first into a rose bush.

I'll try and turn my pain into a way to get back at him.

...you'll need a veggie knife (don't worry about this. XD I don't want you to kill someone or anything.) and a mask... and red and blue food coloring... if you can find it, a chainsaw (again, don't worry)...a cucumber, and a pen, preferably black.

Give me a minute to finish my plan...

whispers • 26 May 2012 at 9:26 PM

@dawnfur
I like the hair dye plan. Make it pink x]

sarahzafirah • 28 May 2012 at 6:08 AM

@dawnfur
Hmm.... lemme think. 😈

Oh here it is!

Ingredients (evil ones):

Red syrup
Water
A pair of scissors
Red paint
a shirt with a red stain on it (optional)
really messy hair

Steps:
1 - Get your scissors and dip it in red paint. Then when it's dry, lay down on the floor and place it on your hand.
2 - Make some water mixed with syrup and put it in your mouth. You have to make it really RED.
3 - Make your hair messy. And I mean like a hobo messy.
4 - Time yourself. That's to see you fast you can set up the revenge plot. Well, you can keep the scissors. You have to let it dry.
5 - You have to practice. You have to let the water spill out of your mouth or either cough it up (which is not easy to do).
6 - Set your alarm to 5 minutes earlier than usual. That will give you a little extra time.
7 - When he comes, let the water spill out.

Tip: This trick may backfire, so let him know you're not really dying. xD