Destroy a wish! >:D

chaoschild • 6 March 2019 at 12:10 PM

(lol)

Granted. *destroys wish horribly*


I wish that I could take things from my imagination and put them in real life.

kiiiiiler • 6 March 2019 at 4:03 PM

@wingedfox

Granted. But somehow every one of them seems to be out of a nightmare.




I wish to teleport

chaoschild • 6 March 2019 at 4:07 PM

Granted, but you can only teleport to the center of a volcano.


I wish for ice cream fresh.

qerrats • 6 March 2019 at 5:40 PM

Granted! You get moldy Macaw Ice cream! UNLIMITED!!!

I wish to fly

chaoschild • 6 March 2019 at 5:49 PM

Granted, but you can't go any faster than a snail.


I wish for a lollipop

pinkalily21 • 6 March 2019 at 6:51 PM

Granted, but a little kid runs by and steals your lollipop while you're holding it.

I wish to go to the zoo

chaoschild • 6 March 2019 at 6:52 PM

(ouch.)

Granted, but all the zoo animals are dead.


I wish to go to the BEACH.

holl0715 • 6 March 2019 at 7:08 PM

@wingedfox Granted, but this is in an alternate dimension where there is no protection from the sun, so you flee into the ocean and get boiled alive due to the heat.

I wish to be able to see in the dark.

iia • 6 March 2019 at 7:19 PM

@holl0715
Granted, but you should be asleep.
I wish I could sit on clouds.

chaoschild • 6 March 2019 at 7:20 PM

@iia Granted, but you can't go anywhere.


I wish I could touch a rainbow.

iia • 6 March 2019 at 7:21 PM

@wingedfox
Granted, but its light and you would just end it.
I wish my profile creature was real.

holl0715 • 6 March 2019 at 7:24 PM

@iia Granted, it's called a horse with paint on it for Halloween.

I wish I didn't need to sleep

chaoschild • 6 March 2019 at 7:25 PM

@holl0715 Granted, but you're grumpy every day.

I wish I had a Faunan.

iia • 6 March 2019 at 7:26 PM

@holl0715 @wingedfox
Granted, but it would DIE!!! >: D
I wish I had love in my heart

chaoschild • 6 March 2019 at 7:29 PM

(me too.)

Granted, but you're an insanely lovey kissy person who goes crazy for love.


I wish I weren't sick with this cold. @iia

iia • 6 March 2019 at 7:32 PM

@wingedfox
oof
Granted, but... ¨WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU MAKES YA STRONGER!!!...¨(breaks off into song)
I wish I had more cc

chaoschild • 6 March 2019 at 7:38 PM

@iia
Granted, but you only get one more CC.



I wish I had more ice cream.

iia • 6 March 2019 at 7:40 PM

@wingedfox
Granted, but it falls out of the cone.
I Wish I had more wishes

chaoschild • 6 March 2019 at 7:41 PM

@iia

Granted, but the more wishes are only that. Wishes. Not reality.



I wish I had a puppy.

iia • 6 March 2019 at 7:45 PM

@wingedfox

Granted, but puppies grow up.
I wish someone would give me the leaf of vaka

chaoschild • 6 March 2019 at 7:46 PM

Granted, but someone hacks into your account and steals it right after you get it.


I wish I had a fluffy.

kiiiiiler • 6 March 2019 at 9:35 PM

@wingedfox

Granted. But the fluffy is mold


I wish to se a Dhole in real life

https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/dhole

chaoschild • 6 March 2019 at 9:36 PM

(ouch...)

Granted, but it hates you and bites you whenever it sees you.


I wish for a kitten.

kiiiiiler • 6 March 2019 at 9:38 PM

Granted. But the kitten Has no litter box and you forget to buy food and give it water.




I wish to be a trained well zookeeper

chaoschild • 6 March 2019 at 9:40 PM

Granted, but the dhole still hates you and it rallied the rest of the animals to gang up on you...


I wish to be able to pull things I like out of the computer.

kiiiiiler • 6 March 2019 at 9:44 PM

Granted.

But you cant control anything or your power

I WISH FOR EVERY ANIMAL IN THE WORLD TO BE MY PET AND THEY LOVE ME AND CAN NEVER DIE!!!

chaoschild • 6 March 2019 at 9:48 PM

Granted, but they never leave you alone... EVER... Not even when... >: D And they crowd up your house and you have no room to breathe...



I wish for not-moldy-not-stale-perfect marshmallows. Squishy flawless marshmallows.

anarchy • 7 March 2019 at 1:15 AM

Granted, but the bag is industrial-grade fiberglass that's impossible to open. At least you can squish it through the bag?

I wish I had a pet otter.

pinkalily21 • 7 March 2019 at 9:13 AM

Granted, but you accidentally left the front door open one day, and the otter ran away.

I wish I had a whole bag of chips.

kiiiiiler • 7 March 2019 at 11:20 AM

Granted.


But when you open the bag you find a dead mouse in it.


I wish for my service dog TO BE A GOOD SERVICE DOG and not a puppy