Destroy a wish! >:D

chaoschild • 7 March 2019 at 12:00 PM

Granted. But now he's all high-and-mighty about it and won't do anything but servicing.


I wish for chocolate ice cream and fries to dip in it. (it's strangely good)

qerrats • 7 March 2019 at 12:20 PM

Granted. Now you have chocolate flavored oil.

I wish for a free computer.

chaoschild • 7 March 2019 at 12:28 PM

Granted, but it's one of the computers from the 80's and it's super slow.




I wish for cheese-its and swedish fish.

anarchy • 7 March 2019 at 4:20 PM

Granted. You now have a block of cheese in the shape of the clown from "It" and a literal fish that was caught in Sweden.

I wish I found a genie who will grant me three unconditional wishes.

iia • 7 March 2019 at 5:20 PM

(ouch)
Granted, but the genie gets to pick the last wish and makes you allergic to your favorite food, plant, and animal.

I wish I had a button to sew onto my shirt. :,(

qerrats • 7 March 2019 at 5:26 PM

Granted. Upon being touched, the button blows up Ark City.

I wish I lived in a Library

iia • 7 March 2019 at 5:28 PM

@qerrats
Granted, but are locked in and have bad eyesight and then your glasses brake.
I wish I had a shrubbery. (not to big)

chaoschild • 7 March 2019 at 6:02 PM

Granted, but it DIES.


I Wish I could go to Hogwarts.

iia • 7 March 2019 at 9:22 PM

Granted, but it’s an illusion.
I want a piece of candy.

pinkalily21 • 7 March 2019 at 11:40 PM

Granted, but after you eat it, you realize it was poisoned and you have to be rushed to the hospital.

I wish to see a shooting star.

chaoschild • 8 March 2019 at 10:09 AM

Granted, but it's shooting at you. >: D

I wish for it to FINALLY BE WARM HERE...

iia • 8 March 2019 at 10:24 AM

@wingedfox

Granted, but it gets too warm and you pass out due to heat stroke.


I wish my best friend didn't have to move

chaoschild • 8 March 2019 at 10:28 AM

Granted, so they never move and can't eat or breathe because they can't move.


I wish I had all the food I could ever want

anarchy • 8 March 2019 at 4:14 PM

Granted, but you lose your sense of taste and can never enjoy food again :~(

I wish the weekend lasted three days instead of two.

chaoschild • 8 March 2019 at 4:51 PM

:'(
Granted, but it lasts 3 HUNDRED days so you die before it ends and you get bored of it.


I wish I could meet my favorite movie characters.

pinkalily21 • 8 March 2019 at 5:54 PM

Granted, but they all end up dying in some horrible tragic way.

I wish that dragons were real so I could have one as a pet.

iia • 8 March 2019 at 10:32 PM

Granted, but it breathes fire on you and you die
I wish 1,2, and 3 weren’t next to eachother

chaoschild • 8 March 2019 at 10:37 PM

Granted, so now it goes 7 8 9 5 6 1 2 3 10.

I wish ABC Didn't spell cab.

holl0715 • 8 March 2019 at 10:38 PM

@iia Granted. now it goes: 34251678

I wish that I could have wings

iia • 8 March 2019 at 10:46 PM

Granted, but while doing so, you fly into a pole
I wish for a secret wish to come true

chaoschild • 8 March 2019 at 11:11 PM

Granted, Your secret wish is to kill your little brother… S.


I wish for this: "What if Pinnochio said, "My nose will now grow"?" to not hurt my brain when I think about it.

iia • 9 March 2019 at 2:31 PM

Granted, but then you think about it too much (because it doesn't hurt) your brain blows up.
I wish for an invincible baby chicken for a pet.

chaoschild • 9 March 2019 at 3:00 PM

Granted, but it's only invincible in life and it dies of old age.

I wish for a button to push.

holl0715 • 9 March 2019 at 5:41 PM

@wingedfox Granted, but it was a button to blow up a bomb. The bomb blows up your hometown, including you and your family.

I wish I could have some peace and quiet.

chaoschild • 9 March 2019 at 5:50 PM

Granted. It's broken by your stomach rumbling because you have no food in the peace and quiet.


I wish for foodies.

holl0715 • 9 March 2019 at 11:23 PM

@wingedfox Granted, but it's all either people or rotten.

I wish for good reflexes

chaoschild • 10 March 2019 at 10:37 AM

Granted, but they're overactive and you punch people a lot. @holl0715

I wish for agility.

iia • 10 March 2019 at 5:05 PM

Granted, but you fall from a tree and break your leg.

I wish I could find a good facial cleanser for my acne

holl0715 • 10 March 2019 at 9:27 PM

@iia Granted, it works so well that It strips the skin off your face.

(my previous wishes have made me 1. be able to see in the dark but I need to sleep. 2. I no longer need to sleep, now I'm just grumpy all the time. 3. I got myself wings, but it took a while to learn how to fly and I flew into a pole. 4. I got myself over-active reflexes that work well but cause me to punch people a lot. I have become the ultimate scourge upon the land.)

5. I wish for a job as a hitman

odera_paseni • 11 March 2019 at 4:42 PM

Granted, but you got killed by another hitman
@holl0715
I wish my cat didn't die last month