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dappne6 • 29 May 2019 at 12:40 AM
Granted but it can only be whiteI wish I had a jawline
littletigrpaws4 • 30 May 2019 at 12:18 AM
Granted but you lose your noseI wish that I could visit Japan
mimikyu360 • 31 May 2019 at 3:02 PM
Granted, but as soon as you get there you die.I wish I could fall asleep.
froot • 13 June 2019 at 9:53 AM
Granted, but the moment you fall asleep, you're woken up again by a baseball crashing through your window.I wish I could own a cat.
anarchy • 13 June 2019 at 11:12 AM
Granted but your cat is inhabited by the soul of a dark and vengeful demonic spirit :c Also it has no personal boundaries and just, like, pees everywhere.I wish I could control time.
littletigrpaws4 • 14 June 2019 at 5:23 AM
Wish granted but you ca only speed it up uncontrollably.I wish for some pho soup
heartoffrost • 14 June 2019 at 8:16 AM
Granted enjoy your last ever pho soup but you'll never get to have pho soup again!I wish i could be wealthy
froot • 15 June 2019 at 4:35 AM
Granted, but all your money and property gets stolen (one dark stormy night) and you get left with nothing. Not even clothes.I wish I could own the world.
mimikyu360 • 15 June 2019 at 9:26 PM
Granted, but then the world explodesI wish for a Nintendo Switch 0_o
darkwarrior • 15 June 2019 at 9:47 PM
I wish for the next person to not alter, ruin, destroy change, (any word synonymous) my wish.
froot • 15 June 2019 at 11:43 PM
@darkwarrior Um, you have to destroy mimikyu360's wish before you put in your own...I'll just start from there.Granted, but your Nintendo Switch is an old piece of crap that doesn't work.I wish I could speak fluent German.
anarchy • 15 June 2019 at 11:53 PM
Granted, but every German and German-speaking person in existence mysteriously disappears so it essentially becomes an extinct language :cI wish the weekend was one day longer.
froot • 16 June 2019 at 1:32 AM
Granted, but you have to go to school/work on weekends.I wish i could have all the chocolate in the world.
kataclysm • 16 June 2019 at 10:35 AM
Granted, but every time you even look at it, it vanishes. The chocolate only exists when you don't acknowledge it. That's rough.I wish I could go to the jungle.
froot • 16 June 2019 at 10:40 AM
Granted, but the jungle becomes a barren patch of land because humans are horrible and all nature is gone.I wish I didn't have to do work.
musher_girl_1 • 17 June 2019 at 3:57 AM
@shadowfaxe Granted but you become restless to the point it drives you too insanity . I wish I didn't live so far away from my boyfriend
decay • 22 June 2019 at 4:15 AM
@musher_girl_1Granted but you're both live in a jungle full of angry mosquitosI wish I had infinite CC!
iia • 26 June 2019 at 10:13 PM
@dcmasterGranted but a new currency is created and cc is now bad to have.I wish I could redo this day
decay • 26 June 2019 at 10:15 PM
@iiaGranted but you're stuck in today infinitelyI wish I could eat without gaining weight xD
iia • 26 June 2019 at 10:16 PM
Granted but you are always hungryI wish for a pile of gold coins item from the bakery or a rayun cookie@dcmaster
beta • 28 June 2019 at 8:11 AM
@iia granted, but they are poisonous I wish to have every krusdot in existence
chaoschild • 28 June 2019 at 12:50 PM
Granted, but they all die.I wish I had a friend.
beta • 28 June 2019 at 5:30 PM
@wingedfoxGranted but it's meI wish I was good at Magic: The Gathering
chaoschild • 28 June 2019 at 5:31 PM
(Is that a good thing...?)Granted, but you win so much, everyone hates you. I wish I had a llama.
beta • 28 June 2019 at 5:35 PM
@wingedfox (no it's not a good thing)Mtg is a card gameGranted but your llama hates you.
chaoschild • 28 June 2019 at 5:42 PM
@stevepat2002 (oh no what will I do.)Ouch. Lemme fix the card thing.
anarchy • 3 July 2019 at 12:38 PM
There's no wish in the last two posts so I'll just start a new one I guess?I wish I had a talking dog who loved me unconditionally.
beta • 3 July 2019 at 7:26 PM
@anarchy Granted but that dog is dead (ghost dog)I wish I had my entire wishlist
wolfspike23 • 12 July 2019 at 12:35 PM
anarchy • 18 July 2019 at 12:51 PM
Granted, but they're counterfeit. Never trust a ticket scalper!I wish I didn't have a headache rn