wingedfox • 18 July 2019 at 12:54 PM
Granted. You get a migraine. I wish I wasn't hungry.
stevepat2002 • 18 July 2019 at 12:57 PM
Granted but now you are thirstyI wish I had enough cc to swim in it
wingedfox • 18 July 2019 at 12:59 PM
Granted. You get tons of paper cuts. I wish I could swim in the ocean
stevepat2002 • 18 July 2019 at 1:01 PM
Granted but you get eaten by Jaws.I wish.................... I WAS IMMORTAL
wingedfox • 18 July 2019 at 1:52 PM
Granted, but you get to watch all your friends die while you're still young and healthy. I wish everything was perfect.
stevepat2002 • 18 July 2019 at 1:58 PM
@wingedfox granted but then the world falls into chaosI wish I had friends
wingedfox • 19 July 2019 at 12:41 PM
Granted! You get me. I wish I wasn't an introvert
stevepat2002 • 19 July 2019 at 12:43 PM
What does that mean... granted but you fail at being what you are now?I wish I wasn't an idiot
decay • 7 August 2019 at 6:28 AM
@stevepat2002Introverts get energy from being alone and don't like being in social situations for too long. They are the opposite of Extroverts who get energy from being around people and socializing while usually don't like being alone. Granted but you discover humanities inevitable doom.....I wish I found an Ahjoon xD
wolfspike23 • 13 August 2019 at 6:27 PM
Granted, But it dies the next day.I wish I stopped having weird dreams...
shadowdragon28 • 14 August 2019 at 12:58 PM
Granted, but you start having terrifying dreams.I wish I didn't have to study...
preciousgems • 14 August 2019 at 1:06 PM
Granted but you fail all your exams. I wish that I wasn’t lonely
stevepat2002 • 14 August 2019 at 1:52 PM
Granted but you have no real friendsI wish I could eat cake 24/7 and not have health issues
wolfxine • 21 September 2019 at 9:54 PM
Granted but the cake tastes like rotting puke.I wish I am a less of a procrastinator
shadowfaxe • 22 September 2019 at 12:24 AM
Granted but you're a wine addict.I wish I could get A*s in all my exams.
jlya • 7 November 2019 at 6:32 PM
Granted but all your teachers hate you and you get an F on literally everything else.I wish I could control time.
jello • 7 November 2019 at 6:47 PM
Granted, but so can everyone else.I wish I had a well-paying job.
mintygreenembers • 24 November 2019 at 2:10 PM
Granted, but you are soon fired.I wish I could feel comfortable with myself.
eternalsummer14 • 1 December 2019 at 12:14 PM
Granted, But Now Nobody Is Comfortable With Your Newfound Confidence.I Wish My Artistic Skills Would Grow More Rapidly.
darkladyinside • 2 December 2019 at 10:37 AM
Granted, but they grow faster than technology and you're constantly needing supplies that haven't been invented yet to keep up with yourself. I wish I could meet my soulmate before this Christmas...
galaxyleopard • 2 December 2019 at 11:17 AM
@darkladyinsideGranted but then they get eaten by the Christmas Tree.I wish I could Fly
skymoare • 2 December 2019 at 11:26 AM
granted, you fly into a buildingI wish I can ace every test
galaxyblur • 2 December 2019 at 1:19 PM
@valleries1Granted but your classmate copies you and you get accused of cheating every timeI wish I had the ability to control others
nekogirl • 2 December 2019 at 1:50 PM
(wow. I have not been active on the forums.)Granted, but you get caught doing so and got arrested. I wish I could hold a Chipmunk.
thundore • 2 December 2019 at 1:51 PM
granted, it had rabies and bit you.I wish I can control the weather
apple_dumpling • 1 January 2020 at 7:34 PM
Granted, but all you can do is make it rain.I wish my guinea pigs would stop eating plastic. (It’s very concerning. They seem fine though ?)
wolfspike23 • 4 January 2020 at 4:04 PM
Granted, but they start eating your arm.I wish my favourite character gets more screentime.
meisawesome • 4 January 2020 at 6:47 PM
Granted, but they die once they get 1 hour of screen time.I wish warrior cats were real
apple_dumpling • 4 January 2020 at 7:21 PM
Granted, but an entire generation gets caught and fixed.I wish my hair would be easier to take care of.
thundore • 4 January 2020 at 9:49 PM
Granted, but to make it easier you shaved bald.I wish that it would be sunny every day.