Unfortunately, Fortunately

blueclaw • 28 July 2012 at 2:50 AM

Fortunatly, I got you a new cat!

Unfortunatly I just ran out of Pringles....

shinyshiny • 28 July 2012 at 2:52 AM

Fortunately I went to the store a few hours ago and bought Pringles


Unfortunately, I ate them all~

blueclaw • 28 July 2012 at 3:01 AM

Fortunately I had some left!

Unfortunately, I could not reach them.

Deleted • 21 August 2012 at 9:27 PM

fortunately i bought a long mechanical arm

unfortunately i misplaced it

aelnix • 20 June 2013 at 1:26 PM

@deleted_user
@blueclaw
Fortunately a rainbow unicorn pooped out a new long mechanical arm of metal that can elongate in any direction with a push of a button.

Unfortunately, the arm requires unicorn poop as fuel for it to work.

newlife • 20 June 2013 at 1:29 PM

@aelnix
Oh my goodness. I remember this topic. I made it xD

Fortunately, I have a unicorn in my room.
Unfortunately, my window was left open and a hawk grabbed my unicorn.

aelnix • 20 June 2013 at 1:32 PM

@newlife
Fortunately, I have a magical wand that tames hawks and unicorns.
Unfortunately, the hawk is already gone.

newlife • 20 June 2013 at 1:33 PM

@aelnix
Fortunately, the hawk came back
Unfortunately, I accidentally misplaced the wand

aelnix • 20 June 2013 at 1:36 PM

@newlife
Fortunately, it suddenly randomly appeared onto the table.
Unfortunately, the crazy hawk somehow ate the thing, while carrying the unicorn. Not sure how that's possible..

newlife • 20 June 2013 at 1:38 PM

Well, it could carry the unicorn in its talons oAo
Fortunately, he forgot the unicorn by accident
Unfortunately, the unicorn is starving and cannot make any unicorn poop
@aelnix

aelnix • 20 June 2013 at 1:39 PM

@newlife
Oh yeah. Okie dokie pokies.
Fortunately, it started raining unicorn food and the unicorn gobbled it up and started pooping.
Unfortunately, it started pooping on our hands. And we weren't wearing gloves or anything.

sony • 20 June 2013 at 1:46 PM

@newlife OMG UNICORNS xDDDD
Haha, why didn't you go completely bongos? xD

@aelnix
Fortunately, an umbrella appeared and saved us from the poops.
Unfortunately, a strong wind blew us (and the umbrella) away and we were drifted to a faraway land.

Don't know if it was legal to say xD

newlife • 20 June 2013 at 1:47 PM

@aelnix
Fortunately, I got a container we could put the poop in
Unfortunately, the container melted because of the poop

aelnix • 20 June 2013 at 1:49 PM

@newlife
Fortunately, the unicorn pooped a bit more into an open coconut, which later was covered a blue cap.
(Coconuts with caps? What is this madness? XDD)
Unfortunately, a random animal arrived.

blueclaw • 20 June 2013 at 1:49 PM

@aelnix

Fortunately, I chased the animal away.
Unfortunately, It came back with 2 more.

aelnix • 20 June 2013 at 1:51 PM

@blueclaw
@newlife Hi~ <--random
~
Fortunately, the animals didn't attack.
Unfortunately, one of the random animals landed on @sony 's head.

sony • 21 June 2013 at 1:28 AM

@aelnix
Whaaat?! xDDD
How did I get in there? xD

Fortunately, the animal was simply a little bird.
Unfortunately, the bird was followed by a flock of vultures.

aelnix • 21 June 2013 at 11:08 AM

@sony
@newlife
Fortunately, a flying kitty scared the flock of vultures away.
Unfortunately, pie landed on all of our heads.

kawaiiusagi12 • 21 June 2013 at 9:22 PM

Fortunately, the pie suddenly disappeared....
Unfortunately, the pies reappeared on a bear's head and it went on a rampage

lol what happened to the keys?

aelnix • 21 June 2013 at 9:40 PM

@newlife
@sony
@blueclaw
@kawaiiusagi12
Fortunately, the unicorn sent rainbows at the bear and it fell unconscious.
Unfortunately, we were all drenched by a huge wave.

Deleted • 21 June 2013 at 9:50 PM

Fortunately I know how swim.

Unfortunately I forgot.

monchhichi01 • 21 June 2013 at 9:51 PM

Fortunately, A huge whale came and protected us all in his mouth
Unfortunately, It swallowed us

Deleted • 21 June 2013 at 9:54 PM

@monchhichi01

Fortunately, we didn't taste good and threw us up

unfortunately it also threw up the rest of it's guts on us.

aelnix • 21 June 2013 at 9:57 PM

@dramatic
Fortunately, we landed back on the shore of the USA, and had the metal arm and unicorn with us.
Unfortunately we still had whale guts on us. Ew.

Deleted • 21 June 2013 at 9:58 PM

@aelnix

fortunately it started raining!

unfortunately, alhtough it cleaned us off, it was acid rain!

aelnix • 21 June 2013 at 10:00 PM

@dramatic
Fortunately, the whale guts were dissolved as we took shelter in an abandoned house.
Unfortunately, that house was actually occupied.

Deleted • 21 June 2013 at 10:01 PM

fortunately we all climbed trees!

unfortunately the trees were sinking in quicksand

@aelnix

aelnix • 21 June 2013 at 10:03 PM

Fortunately, we saw other rainbow unicorns, hopped on, and rode home.
Unfortunately, it rained rocks. Sharp ones.

spirithawk • 22 June 2013 at 11:50 PM

Fortunatly, after everything you went through to get a simple key to your house, you went to stay at a hotel for the night with a metal umbrella that protects you when it rains sharp rocks.

Unfortunatly, the hotel costed a lot of money to stay in for the night, and you only had 5 dollars.

taffy789 • 23 June 2013 at 12:22 AM

Fortunately, they had a very cheap room open for you at the hotel.

Unfortunately, that room was the floor of the very disgusting bathroom.