Unfortunately, Fortunately

james-bond • 23 June 2013 at 12:24 AM

Fortunately, you could ut of some of your extremely long hair and turn it into a mop to mop it up.

Unfortunately, you didn't know what to do with the now dirty mop.

gabrieltaft • 23 June 2013 at 12:39 AM

fortunately you could condition the mophair and put it back with extensions.

Unfortunately you didn't know how to do extensions or have any clips.

nroosangel • 23 June 2013 at 12:45 AM

Fortunately, you know someone who is a professional in hair styling.

Unfortunately, they hate your guts. X3

aelnix • 23 June 2013 at 10:37 AM

Fortunately, you know another person who is a professional in hairstyling.
Unfortunately, you can only pay them in coconuts. Their price is 5 coconuts, and you have none.

Deleted • 23 June 2013 at 2:48 PM

Fourtnately, I just returned from Hawaii and have some coconuts and the key!

unfourtnately I got eaten by a shark.

budgie • 23 June 2013 at 3:02 PM

Fortunately, Chuck Noris was there to save you before you got digested

Unfourtnately, I was there to watch and died when the shark was hungry again

Deleted • 23 June 2013 at 3:19 PM

@kisamari

Fortunately, my magic dog revived you!

unfourtnately, after he revived you, he ate you.

Deleted • 23 June 2013 at 3:37 PM

@dramatic

Fortunately, he didn't like the taste of you so he barfed you up.

Unfortunalately, your now covered with his last night's dinner.

aelnix • 23 June 2013 at 7:32 PM

Fortunately, it rained magic liquid that cleaned you.
Unfortunately, if you don't get out of that liquid now, you will turn into cheese for reasons unknown.
@ashfire

Deleted • 23 June 2013 at 8:52 PM

@ashfire @aelnix

fourtnately I have a special cleaner that will clean us off in 5 seconds!

unfourtnately It turned out to be upholstery cleaner.

gabrieltaft • 23 June 2013 at 8:56 PM

Fortunately, You are actually a magical puppet and upholstery will work just fine.

Unfortunately your nose grows each time you go through a cleaning and is currently quite long.

Deleted • 23 June 2013 at 9:38 PM

fourtnately I have an axe and cut off my nose!

unfourtntely I lost too much blood and died.

aelnix • 24 June 2013 at 11:23 AM

Fortunately, a unicorn revived you and you are human now for some reason.
Unfortunately, the unicorn is unconscious now and you have no transportation.

___ • 24 June 2013 at 11:44 AM

Fortunately, you revived the unicorn and were able to get transportation.

Unfortunately, you had no idea where you were going, so the unicorn ditched you.

taffy789 • 27 June 2013 at 2:28 AM

Fortunately, you were able to hitch a ride with a random truck driver.

Unfortunately, he drove you a bit too far, and you somehow got off and got left on an abandoned island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean?!?!!?!!

tralala22 • 27 June 2013 at 3:00 AM

Fortunately, You had a magic wand and you transported yourself back to where you lived.

Unfortunately, It took you to your old house, which was abandoned in a haunted island.

tender • 27 June 2013 at 4:19 AM

Fortunately, the island is very beautifull and you decide to stay.

Unfortunately, there is nobody on the island. You feel lonely.

aelnix • 27 June 2013 at 10:35 AM

Fortunately, a mechanical arm and flying friendly rainbow unicorns land in your yard and become friends with you. Plus this nice person.
Unfortunately, they bring wild scary bear-wolf-dragon hybrid thingies with them. (By accident.)

tralala22 • 29 June 2013 at 9:10 AM

Fortunately, the scary bear-wolf-dragons hybrid thingies are nice and they become your best friend.
Unfortunately, you found out the flying rainbow unicorns were secretly evil and start to take away all your food.

aelnix • 5 July 2013 at 9:15 PM

Fortunately, you fought them with the BWDHT (bear wolf dragon hybrid thingies,) and were transported to a home in the USA, which was bought by you, but you don't remember that for odd reasons.
Unfortunately, the bear wolf dragon hybrids ate all your food, they were that hungry, and broke all your windows somehow.