Laughter is the best medicine!

silverknight01 • 23 March 2014 at 11:24 AM

@purrclan

Aaahhahha! XD

This deserves le hash tag
#notfunny
(its just the code hash tag I use for this form, your joke is REALLY funny 😸 )

purrclan • 23 March 2014 at 11:24 AM

@silverknight01
Did you read the WHOLE THING?

silverknight01 • 23 March 2014 at 11:29 AM

@purrclan
yes, yes I did xD

purrclan • 23 March 2014 at 11:30 AM

@silverknight01
It's a lot more annoying when you're listening to it out loud 😃

silverknight01 • 23 March 2014 at 11:33 AM

@purrclan
so true

windchill • 23 March 2014 at 11:34 AM

@purrclan
LOL "it's a five mintue joke that annoys the hack out of everyone!"
A leats he get's his anwser from god. And yes I've read ALL OF IT. 😱

purrclan • 23 March 2014 at 11:35 AM

@silverknight01
Especially since you have no idea when it ends...

silverknight01 • 23 March 2014 at 11:35 AM

hah, yep X3
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new update!! The honorable Judges HATH BEEN SELECTED!

JUDGES:

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aimzaboo • 23 March 2014 at 4:38 PM

Heres a joke

A boy went to the teacher and asked if he could go to the toilet, the teacher said tell me your alphabet first so the boy said abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz and the the teacher said where is p and the boy said trickling down my leg and creating a puddle o n the floor!

Terrible joke sorry everyone!

silverknight01 • 23 March 2014 at 5:11 PM

@aimzaboo

the only terrible jokes are the ones that are mature and pervy!
I think its a great joke! 😸
are you thinking about entering the Joke contest I'm hosting soon?

ashlinnhi • 26 March 2014 at 8:19 AM

@silverknight01
this is one of my all-time faves:
What dog jumps higher than a building?
Any dog. Buildings don't jump (duh).

silverknight01 • 26 March 2014 at 8:28 AM

@ashlinnhi
ha!!
deserves le hash tag of his form
#notfunny

eva_ • 26 March 2014 at 10:58 AM

A girl was crying bitterly.
Mom: What happened dear?
Daughter: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?
Mom: No!
Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?
Mom: No!
Daughter: Is my nose flat?
Mom: No baby!
Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog?
Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!
Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom?

*Ba Dum Tss* xD

silverknight01 • 26 March 2014 at 11:41 AM

@eva_
AHH! That poor mother xD
#notfunny

awkolicious • 26 March 2014 at 10:21 PM

Thanks 😊 I'm better now.
(Seriously I was sick)

silverknight01 • 26 March 2014 at 10:38 PM

whoo! You comedians should be proud! 😸
glad your feeling better @awkolicious

awkolicious • 26 March 2014 at 10:49 PM

HOLLA TO THE COMEDIANS WHO WILL FUTURE BE FAMOUS 😊

laughter • 27 March 2014 at 12:51 AM

@silverknight01 This is my favorite!

Four high school boys skipped school. The next day they reported to the principal that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said:
"First Question: Which tire was flat?"

ashlinnhi • 27 March 2014 at 4:31 AM

@purrclan
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I could not stop laughing when i was reading this. And i read the whole thing.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

silverknight01 • 27 March 2014 at 8:36 AM

@laughter

haha! great joke!! 😸
#notfunny

purrclan • 27 March 2014 at 7:43 PM

@ashlinnhi
😃

silverknight01 • 27 March 2014 at 9:53 PM

Okay, I have ze joke to tell you all 😸

Q:Why was Cinderella thrown off the soccer team?
A:She kept running away from the ball.

ashlinnhi • 28 March 2014 at 2:17 AM

@laughter
.......... i don't really get it.............? 😋

poe • 28 March 2014 at 2:22 AM

@ashlinnhi

The teacher wants them to each write which tire is flat because they will all put something different as it was an excuse for skipping school. Lol

@laughter

Your joke made me smile. 😊

ashlinnhi • 28 March 2014 at 2:26 AM

@poe
HAHA that's funny! 😃 @silverknight01 do riddles count? Here's one anyway:
Q. Why did Patrick eat money?
A. His mum said it was his lunch money.

silverknight01 • 2 April 2014 at 9:50 AM

@ashlinnhi
yep! Riddles count as a joke in my book!


Q:What was T-Rex's favorite number?

A: Ate!


Q: Why did the cookie cry?

A:Because his mother was a wafer so long!



Q:What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?

A:You look a little pail!

ashlinnhi • 3 April 2014 at 4:20 AM

@silverknight01
LOL 😋
Jessica: There's a guy that has a wooden leg named Smith.
Amber: What's the name of his other leg?

silverknight01 • 3 April 2014 at 8:41 AM

@ashlinnhi
xD
steve!

ashlinnhi • 3 April 2014 at 9:00 AM

@silverknight01
Haha Lol 😋

silverknight01 • 4 April 2014 at 4:27 PM

Whooo~
okay you joke lovers you! NEW JOKE CONTEST UPDAIT!! >-</


So! The Prize pool for the contest will be....

FileCustody the Kesko

Phosphoresce the Tasma

Saderf the Skreel

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I ALSO need a moderator for the contest, if anyone wants to volintere... let me know! 😸
(thats it for now)