Laughter is the best medicine!

silverknight01 • 10 March 2014 at 5:26 PM

a BIG HELLO to everyone!
do you like making people laugh? Good, now get out.
(Joke. heh)
#notfunny
#silverknight

Post all your silly jokes and stories here!
No, spamming doesn't count people.

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@tron344
@thorwild47
@lilacpetal0001
@ping
@poe

poe • 10 March 2014 at 8:39 PM

@silverknight01

So it's really hard to come up with an appropriate funny story or a joke that doesn't suck off the top of my head, so here's a story.

Last week in one of my classes it was all serious and everyone was scribbling down their notes. Then it went silent for a bit. And then someone's phone rang and it was the tone from Kim Possible.

silverknight01 • 10 March 2014 at 11:05 PM

xD
@poe so much for serious atmosphere!
#notfunny

OK.. I have one but it kinda bathroom humor, mkay?

A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.

The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”

The Captain replies, “So that if I get cut, you guys won’t notice and get discouraged.” They fight off the pirates eventually.

The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”

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@cookiemonster
@platinum
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aedia • 10 March 2014 at 11:31 PM

@silverknight01 Hmm, interesting thread! I'll have to follow it. 😸

Only five pings will work at a time, so I'll help you with your last few:

@sorenfliesthroughstorms
@despair
@vteto
@cami

silverknight01 • 11 March 2014 at 12:13 AM

@aedia thanks XP

JOKE TIME.... AGAIN!

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
(no offence to the teachers who might be playing egg cave)

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@equinas101
@fizzlefruit (hope this cheers you up!)
@animallover94
@iv24

windchill • 16 March 2014 at 9:32 PM

@silverknight01
My brother told me a funny story once.

It was half a hour since class started and the class was being assigned a project but had to wait on this ONE guy to show up. Everyone was mad at him for showing up so late.

My brother and his friends noticed his phone left on his desk and he wasn't there.

So he took his phone, going though his ringtones and changed his ringtone to the silliest ringtone he could find.

To his surprize he found the first season pokemon theme song.
Putting the phone back on the desk like nothing happened and went back to writing down notes quietly with the rest of the class.

He passed a note to his friend to call him during class so it would go off.
And for almost ten calls the class kept hearing: ( I copied down lyrics)

I will be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each pokémon, to understand
The power that's inside

Pokémon (Gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokémon
Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokémon (Gotta catch 'em all)
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and i'll teach you
Pokémon
(Gotta catch 'em all)
Gotta catch 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage i will face
I will battle everyday
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm and arm, we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream.

Pokémon (Gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokémon
Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokémon (Gotta catch 'em all)
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and i'll teach you
Pokémon
(Gotta catch 'em all)
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all. Yaa...

Pokémon (Gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokémon
Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokémon (Gotta catch 'em all)
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and i'll teach you
Pokémon
(Gotta catch 'em all)

raccoon • 20 March 2014 at 1:01 PM

A magical tractor drives down the road and turns into a wheat field.



... 😃?

silverknight01 • 20 March 2014 at 2:29 PM

XD
I can see where this is going @raccoon

@windchill that was really his ringtone?! lol
#notfunny

I have an idea, not sure if it will fly though so VOTE:

Should I make a Joke competition..?
-prizes would either be a travel...
-or COULD be a creature
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raccoon • 20 March 2014 at 2:30 PM

@silverknight01 😃 Make it! I probably couldn't come up with anything for it but it'd be fun to read all the jokes! x3

silverknight01 • 20 March 2014 at 2:31 PM

@raccoon
mkay! Its going to take be a bit to gather up the prizes :I

animallover94 • 20 March 2014 at 2:34 PM

@silverknight01 I think you should! Like raccoon, I can't think of any jokes (or else I would've already posted) but it would be fun to read all of them! And if I did happen to think of one I would enter.

silverknight01 • 20 March 2014 at 2:36 PM

@animallover94
OKAY then, its unanimous! 😸
I'll see if I can get a Quinnit or something.. 8D

spiritkoi • 20 March 2014 at 2:53 PM

@silverknight01 Really bad one coming right up!

Well, you see... I'm in quite the predicament. I bought some powdered water, right? But... ummm... What do you add to it? I mean, you add water to powdered things, but what do you do for powdered water?!?!?!?

*cue cricket* Chirp, chirp, chirp....

silverknight01 • 20 March 2014 at 2:56 PM

XD

hahaha! You know what, thats really funny! I don't get why you think its bad
@spiritkoi

#notfunny

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@squijum01
@kollais
@xxxmahiruxxx
@koispirit
@ttylxox

firegirl • 20 March 2014 at 2:57 PM

I have a Pokemon one for all you guys. What did the Tentacool say to it's evolved friend? "Yo man, you used to be cool. Now you're just mean!"

spiritkoi • 20 March 2014 at 2:57 PM

@silverknight01 I don't know. xP Some people just don't get it. By the way do YOU know what you add to powdered water? 😋

silverknight01 • 20 March 2014 at 3:00 PM

@spiritkoi
I do indeed know what is needed!
Heat~

"Powdered water" is of course finely crushed ice, and to get what you really want (liquid water), you only need to add heat!

spiritkoi • 20 March 2014 at 3:00 PM

@silverknight01 Yay, someone knows! 😃

silverknight01 • 20 March 2014 at 3:02 PM

@spirirkoi

(- . -)/ YYYEAH!

*righteous fist raise*

windchill • 20 March 2014 at 3:46 PM

@silverknight01
Good idea. I wouldn't win though but reading other peoples jokes are funny!

silverknight01 • 20 March 2014 at 3:47 PM

@windchill
😸
np!

univea • 20 March 2014 at 3:53 PM

@firegirl I get it! 😋
Tentacool evolves into Tentacruel ^^

silverknight01 • 22 March 2014 at 11:49 PM

Alright everyone! Joke contest update***

PINGS TO NOTIFY:
@windchill
@spiritkoi
@firegirl
@animallover94
@raccoon

Firstly, I pretty much have everything together, and I have already selected the judges. YAY

So, now I will sort things out and let you guys know when the contest is on!
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AAAand, I have yet more jokes to share with you jolly folk:

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator

Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds.

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!

raccoon • 22 March 2014 at 11:59 PM

@Silverknight01
Hahaha the clock one is awesome.

Ok heres another one.

Did you hear about the guy who had the left side of his body chopped off?

Its ok, he's all right now.


*ba dum tis*

silverknight01 • 23 March 2014 at 12:16 AM

XD
hah! Thats a new favorite
@raccoon

spiritkoi • 23 March 2014 at 6:33 AM

@silverknight01 Love that clock one too!

jupiter_hollow • 23 March 2014 at 8:34 AM

@silverknight01
I have some terrible pickup lines that I've used on people on multiple occasions.

Are you Jamaican cause Jamaican me crazy.

Are you yoda cause yodalicious.

Are you an oscar cause i want you more than leonardo dicapro.

Are you wifi cause im feeling the connection.

Are you an overdue book cause you got fine written all over you.

Help the homeless. take me home with you.

If you were a booger,I'd pick you first.

windchill • 23 March 2014 at 9:17 AM

@jupiter_hollow
Hahaha classic booger jokes. 😊

silverknight01 • 23 March 2014 at 11:04 AM

@jupiter_hollow
WELCOME to the Brother/sister hood of cheesy Jokes
xD

lol!

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purrclan • 23 March 2014 at 11:21 AM

@silverknight01
This is a bad one...


Once upon a time there was a boy. He asked his mom, "What is Purple Passion?" His mom said, "How dare you! Go to school!" He went to school and asked his classmate, "What is Purple Passion?" His classmate said, "How dare you! Go to the teacher!" He went to the teacher and asked her, "What is Purple Passion?" The teacher said, "How dare you! Go to the principal's office!" He went to the principal's office and asked the principal, "What is Purple Passion?" The principal said, "How dare you! Go outside!" He went outside, where there was a policeman. He asked the policeman, "What is Purple Passion?" The policeman said, "How dare you! Go to jail!" He went to jail. There was a murderer in the same cell as him. He asked the murderer, "What is Purple Passion?" The murderer said, "How dare you!" and stabbed him. He went to heaven and asked Angel #1, "What is Purple Passion?" Angel #1 said, "How dare you! Go to Angel #2!" He went to Angel #2 and said, "What is Purple Passion?" Angel #2 said, "How dare you! Go to Angel #3!" He went to Angel #3 and said, "What is Purple Passion?" Angel #3 said, "How dare you! Go to Demon #1!" He went to Demon #1 and said, "What is Purple Passion?" Demon #1 said, "How dare you! Go to Demon #2!" He went to Demon #2 and said, "What is Purple Passion?" Demon #2 said, "How dare you! Go to Demon #3!" He went to Demon #3 and said, "What is Purple Passion?" Demon #3 said, "How dare you! Go to Devil #1!" He went to Devil #1 and said, "What is Purple Passion?" Devil #1 said, "How dare you! Go to Devil #2!" He went to Devil #2 and said, "What is Purple Passion?" Devil #2 said, "How dare you! Go to Devil #3!" He went to Devil #3 and said, "What is Purple Passion?" Devil #3 said, "How dare you! Go to God!" He went to God and said, "What is Purple Passion?" God said, "It's a five-minute bad joke that annoys the heck out of everyone!" and laughed.

;D