Laughter is the best medicine!

cclynn2855 • 4 April 2014 at 6:51 PM

@silverknight01
there was a man who entered a local papers pun contest... he sent in 10 different puns in the hope at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did 😋

silverknight01 • 4 April 2014 at 7:41 PM

@cclynn2855

haha! I get it xD
#notfunny

ashlinnhi • 5 April 2014 at 8:23 PM

@cclynn2855
i don't really get it.....? i bet it's funny anyway 😋

cclynn2855 • 5 April 2014 at 8:48 PM

You've heard of the saying "no pun intended" then re read it and u might get it @ashlinnhi

ashlinnhi • 5 April 2014 at 8:59 PM

@cclynn2855
haha LOL i get it now XD

cclynn2855 • 5 April 2014 at 9:33 PM

@ashlinnhi LOL its pretty funny

poe • 6 April 2014 at 7:35 PM

@silverknight01

Okay so probably NO ONE is going to get this, but I think it's hilarious, so on the off-chance there's like one person on eggcave to think it's funny, here's a nerdy joke:


Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon.

Einstein is bored, so he suggests, "Let's play hide-and-seek. I'll be it!"

The others agree, so Einstein begins counting. "One... Two... Three..."

Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide, but Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a mid-sized square.

He finishes and steps into the square just as Einstein shouts, "Ready or not - here I come!"

Einstein looks up and immediately spots Newton standing right in front of him.

He says, "I found you, Newton!"

Newton replies, "No, you found one Newton per square meter - you found Pascal!"

kittycools • 6 April 2014 at 8:36 PM

@poe I get it xD

I have one that I learned 😋:
There once was a girl.
A weird girl.
She was weird because she ALWAYS FLIPPIED OUT.
The girl opened up her locker and turned over.
The boy next her said: "Hey, do you know what day it is"?

She FLIPPED OUT.
"TUESDAYYY IT'S TUESDAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"

The boy dropped his things and ran.
"TUESDAYYYYYYYY"
Later they had a Pop Quiz in class.
The teacher blurted out a random question.
"WHAT IS 6x6??????"

The girl FLIPPED OUT.

"36!!!!!!!!!!! OMG IT'S 36!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The teacher dropped her things and ran.

The next day she and her friend, Trudi decided to take a walk in the woods.

The girl hears her friend shout: "OMG!!!! IT'S A PEGASUS!!! IT'S A PEGASUS!!"

And sure enough, it was a Pegasus.
The girl shrugged.

"WHAT THE HECK??? IT WAS A PEGASUS!"
Trudi continued: "It was just sitting under that Cedar tree..."
The girl began to scream: "AAAHHHH!!!! OMG A CEDAR TREE!!!!!!"

Trudi ran away.

ashlinnhi • 7 April 2014 at 4:59 AM

@kittycools
Wow... she is pretty weird 😋

silverknight01 • 7 April 2014 at 8:59 AM

@kittycools
@poe

lol! 😸
well #notfunny

ashlinnhi • 7 April 2014 at 7:19 PM

@silverknight01
ok i got a good one...
There was a man called Stupid and a man called Nobody. One day Stupid pushed Nobody out of the window and then called for an ambulance. When it arrived, he told them that Nobody fell out of the window. The ambulance driver replied, "Are you stupid?"
Stupid replied, "That's amazing!! How did you guess?!"

silverknight01 • 7 April 2014 at 8:36 PM

@ashlinnhi
Haha!! mind-readers!! >8D
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ATTENTION EVERYONE! The Joke contest has started!!
😃
#LOLcontest
#notfunny

kittycools • 9 April 2014 at 6:58 PM

@ashlinnhi
xD

lodestar • 14 April 2014 at 7:44 PM

All I can think of is a stupid pickup line:

"Did you just fart, because you blew me away."

pokewolfkyuubi • 14 April 2014 at 7:51 PM

This is all I got:
Criminal person: You'll never take me alive!
Bounty hunter: I DONT INTEND TO.
Kind of funny, I guess.

silverknight01 • 14 April 2014 at 8:42 PM

@lodestar
its not stupid! Its a GAStric laugh!

@pokewolfkyuubi
why dose that line remind me of Bo-Bo Fet from Star Wars??
xD

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I have another joke to tell,

There were 4 boys. The first boy said "What is your favorite brand of technology, mine is apple?"

The second boy said "mine is black berry".

The third boy said "mine is cherry (short for Cherry mobile).

The 4th boy shouted "GRAPES".

ashlinnhi • 14 April 2014 at 8:45 PM

@silverknight01 XD Wake up to the technology world!

silverknight01 • 14 April 2014 at 8:47 PM

@ashlinnhi

what, theres no Grape phone yet??? xD

pokewolfkyuubi • 14 April 2014 at 8:47 PM

@silverknight01
ROFL

silverknight01 • 14 April 2014 at 8:48 PM

@pokewolfkyuubi
OMG, IKR, LOL, FYI!!

ashlinnhi • 14 April 2014 at 8:50 PM

@silverknight01 i actually don't know 😋

silverknight01 • 14 April 2014 at 8:55 PM

@ashlinnhi
good point! time to google it...

ashlinnhi • 14 April 2014 at 9:12 PM

@silverknight01 it doesn't really seem like it... 😋
I'm not entering this one in the contest but I just thought of this joke...
BOY: Hey, bro, did you know that the -
FRIEND: I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER!!!!

silverknight01 • 14 April 2014 at 11:16 PM

@ashlinnhi
thats actually happened to me before! XD

ashlinnhi • 14 April 2014 at 11:18 PM

@silverknight01 Haha lol

silverknight01 • 14 April 2014 at 11:20 PM

oh yeah! speaking of the contest, better give people a chance to see it..

CONTEST #

#LOLcontest
#notfunny
#silverknight

ashlinnhi • 21 April 2014 at 2:46 AM

@silverknight01 These are some that I found (Warning, laughing danger!):
A man walked into a pub and bought a sandwich, then a panda walked into the pub and stole the sandwich, ate it, shoots the barman and leaves. So the man goes out and says to the panda, "Why did you eat my sandwich, shoot the barman and then just leave?"
The panda says, "Look panda up in the dictionary."
So he looked Panda up and read: Eats shoots and leaves.

Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"

silverknight01 • 21 April 2014 at 9:34 AM

@ashlinnhi

that made my day xD!!
holy cow really funny!
#notfunny

ashlinnhi • 24 April 2014 at 4:00 AM

@silverknight01 here are some more! XD
Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.
Will: Pity it's not on her head.

A girl went out one day and when she came back her house was on fire. She called the fire department and the lady that answered the phone told her to calm down. Then the lady asked, "How do we get to your house?"
The girl replied, "DUH! On your big red truck!"

XDXDXDXD

silverknight01 • 24 April 2014 at 7:53 AM

XD!!

#notfunny