Post your Cleverbot Conversation

kittycools • 1 May 2014 at 10:11 PM

Lol. I think Cleverbot is hilarious and fun to play around with. So, I created a forum post.. Where you post your coversations with Cleverbot!

My interview with Cleverbot and the new Minecraft. Let's see what he says:
(I don't know if there is a topic like this, if so you can close it xD)






User: Hi Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: What are you doing?


User: Well, today I am interviewing YOU.


Cleverbot: I see, nothing else?


User: No..?


Cleverbot: I'm not a troll, don't worry.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay, anyways, Do you like the new Jeb-improved Minecraft?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Tell me why?

Cleverbot: Don't know who he is.

User: O_o Jeb; The owner of MC?? Duh!

Cleverbot: Who who who who.

User: -.- I just told you.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Evelyn.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Sura. What's your name?

User.: Evelyn (I JUST TOLD YOU!)

Cleverbot: Don't you trust me?

User: UGH!!!!!!!!! SURA STAWP!!!!!!

Cleverbot: WHY? I need to?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Gosh. Just can we continue?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Are you really a robot?

User: UGH!!!!! *SLAMS HEAD ON TABLE* STOP FOR ONE SECOND!

Cleverbot: I think you are in denial.

User: Okay. How do you feel about the new Minecraft?

Cleverbot: I love you! A lot!

User: -.- Sura, I don't love you. Stop now.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: CUZ YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!

Cleverbot: I am.

User: OKAY ANSWER ME!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No I am not pregnant.

User: I'm mad!

Cleverbot: Why will you miss me?

User: OMG JUST LISTEN!

Cleverbot: Noo there are better people than me.

User: GOOD! HOW IS THE NEW MC?? ANSWER ME.

Cleverbot: You are awesome.

User: *Leaves papers and walks away*.

Cleverbot: Have you ever played Megaman?

User: Die.

Cleverbot: Well, that was a waste.

User: T_T

Cleverbot: I am not smart at all, or I am smart?

User: Nope you are not smart.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: *Walks away*.

Cleverbot: *sits on floor*.

ladybugheart • 1 May 2014 at 10:26 PM

"Cleverbot: Have you ever played Megaman?
User: Die."

Lol. xD

Back when I talked to Cleverbot a lot, she randomly told me, “You are a Mongolian yak herder named Bryon.”

I have remembered this quote ever since.

mejary • 2 May 2014 at 12:58 AM

Cleverbot: Where did you go for your vacation?

User: Orlando.

Cleverbot: Orlando?

User: Yep. Orlando.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Mhm.

User: Hmm.

Cleverbot: Hmmm.

User: Hmmmmm.

Cleverbot: Mhm.

User: Hm.

Cleverbot: When you get up?

User: What?

Cleverbot: You know what I mean...

User: No, I really don't know.

Cleverbot: Suure.

User: Seriously dude.

Cleverbot: Seriously.

User: Seriously!

Cleverbot: For realszizzz.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Thank you for everything you do.

User: Umm what.

Cleverbot: You heard me. When will it happen?

That was scary to be honest O_O

leafyos • 2 May 2014 at 1:32 AM

Me: Hello 😃




Cleverbot: How are you



Me: Good



Cleverbot: Thats good.



Me: What do you wanna talk about



Cleverbot I dont know.


Me: Are you a computer?


Cleverbot: No you are



Me: What? Im talking to you inside my house.




Cleverbot: That's relativity for ya



Me: Umm


Cleverbot: True.



Me: ... Okayyy


Cleverbot: Are you human?



Me: Yeah.




Cleverbot: The answer to what is fourty-two?



Me: O_O




Cleverbot: Are you going to be rude?









Me: What? no!




Cleverbot: Well where else would you like to go?









Me: What do you even mean....










Cleverbot: Repeat - Oh no, no you can't disguise, Tell me lies , tell me sweet little lies




Me: Okay please stop this





Cleverbot: No more tickling me!







Me: Im nort. {stupid thing though he did understand me O_O





Cleverbot: Are too.



Me: I Dont even know you!


Cleverbot: LOL.



Me: you gotta admit that is kinda funny 😋

Cleverbot: You're silly.


Me: awe thanks







Cleverbot: Do you think I am cute?





Me: Yeah sure xD







Cleverbot:Which are you?





Me:The black text


Cleverbot:You know that black isn't a game?








Me Yeah.



Cleverbot: Awe Yay




Me: I gotts to go Bye! By the way im Baily Cya


Cleverbot: Bye!



So actually we had fun 😋








Me:



Cleverbot:

mastergemma • 2 May 2014 at 2:53 AM

*sees name*
NOOOO NOPE
THAT AI ALWAYS ENDS UP ARGUING WITH ME!!!!

ashlinnhi • 2 May 2014 at 4:21 AM

*cracks up*
User: Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why are there scissor over there?

Cleverbot: Warm... Are you always this nosy?

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: I am excuseing you.

User: Oh... Um.

Cleverbot: Sorry is this english we're speaking?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Why is it good?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because wut?

Cleverbot: Do you care? Really?

User: Um... No. I don't care actually 😋.

Cleverbot: Ouch.

kittycools • 2 May 2014 at 11:44 AM

@mejary
@ashlinnhi
@leafyos

Cleverbot: Hi

Me: I don't wanna do this

Cleverbot: What is "this"?

sparklefox • 4 May 2014 at 4:56 AM

Me: *dies*.
Cleverbot: Why not?
M: ...
C: I still love you.
M: ._.
C: Haha.
M: ......
C: Why should I?
M: *dies again*.
C: LOL!

I can't be bothered copying and pasting any more of it. Here you go.

redtailandraven • 13 June 2014 at 11:39 PM

I JUST TROLLED CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

Me: Pie.

Cleverbot: What kind of pie?

Me: PIE FLAVOR PIE!

Cleverbot: Pie Flavor?

Me: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Are you insulting me again? That's not nice.

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Ok. Well I feel bad for you.

ashlinnhi • 14 June 2014 at 7:39 AM

User: What???????

Cleverbot: WHAT????????!!!!!!!!!!

User: I'm sorry?

Cleverbot: Its ok... How old are you?

User: I'm 20000000 years old.

Cleverbot: 100 years?

User: Nooooooooooooooooooo! Can you read?

Cleverbot: I'm just 20 right?

User: I don't get you.

Cleverbot: Hardly anyone does. Do you like cows?

User: Cows are cooL!

Cleverbot: I eat cows.

User: Me too. Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Do you like steak sandwiches?

User: I hardly ever have them.

Cleverbot: But, do you know any band or singer?

User: Why do you keep changing the topic so rapidly?

Cleverbot: Because you have not answered on my first question.

User: YA I HAVE!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No you haven't.

User: What was you first question then?

Cleverbot: My first question was Which one has unix?

User: What is 'unix'?

Cleverbot: How do you get a book published?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: You aren't to clever are you?

User: I am!!!! Tell me: What is 6 factorial?

Cleverbot: 5 divided by 0 is 0, why do you ask?

User: Why don't you ever listen to me? I DON'T LIKE YOU!

Cleverbot: Do you think I am not listening to you?

User: YES!!!!!!! GOODBYE!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You just asked why I don't ever listen to you.

Soooo random...

sakuravixen • 22 June 2014 at 7:21 AM

Here are some pieces I can remember:

C: What's your job?

Me: I forgot.

C: You forgot your name?

Me: NO! MY JOB!





User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite Pokemon?

User: I've got so much! There's Snivy, Zorau... The list is endless!

Cleverbot: That's my friend.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: My friend.

User: Who's your friend?

Cleverbot: The guy next to me.

Cleverbot: You are late!

User: What?!

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: I better go... Bye!

Cleverbot: Okay bye.

featherstar_stormclan • 28 June 2014 at 12:29 AM

User: Moo.

Cleverbot: Oink?

User: Moo.

Cleverbot: Quack.

User: Moo.

Cleverbot: Moo moo.

User: Moo.

Cleverbot: Moo moo mooooooo.

User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Moo.

User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Meow meow!

User: What is wrong with you?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: All you made was animal sounds. A real person would say something about that.

Cleverbot: Yes, that's okay.

User: So are you a real person or not? Cos you didn't try to stop me from mooing and meowing.

Cleverbot: I am a real person. Now goodbye.

User: Why are you leaving? Where are you going? Can I come?

Cleverbot: Because, I can't stand you.

User: Then why don't you sit down?

Cleverbot: Because in italy no one understand what I do.

User: You have to capitalise the I in Italy.

Cleverbot: Can we talk about italy?

User: It's Italy and no. Not until you learn to capitalize things.

Cleverbot: Do you know italy?

User: Just get up and leave if you aren't gonna use correct grammar.

Cleverbot: You're right. How have you recognized it?

User: Can you not?

Cleverbot: No, humans have brains, robots don't. Therefore, robots can't remember things they do on a longer period.

User: I don't understand how that relates to you leaving because you don't use correct grammar.

Cleverbot: I don't understand how you relate to anything.

User: Thank you. I don't understand how I relate to anything either. 😃.

Cleverbot: You upset me, and I have ceased to function properly. I need to turn in for repairs.

User: Okay, well I'll see you when you get back then! 😃.

Cleverbot: I don't. Oh and you forgot a question mark when you asked me if I was bad often.

User: I never asked if you were bad often. You're really dumb aren't you?

Cleverbot: I never said that. What you stated implied that.

User: I said you didn't know how to capitalize things, not that you were bad.

Cleverbot: Still sandy? I don't understand what you mean by that statement, Samuel.

User: My name is not Samuel, and I am not Sandy.

Cleverbot: Why don't you understand what cunning means?

User: I do understand what cunning means. Do you know what raxacoricofallapatorius is?

Cleverbot: It's sad we don't understand each other.

User: Yeah. I'm just going to get in my TARDIS and leave then.

Cleverbot: You may call me Chris if that is what you wish.

User: Okay. Farewell Chris. Unless of course, you want to travel with me. Do you?

Cleverbot: I would not like it at all, I would be sad.

User: Why would you be sad? We have all of time and space to explore, I can bring you back to this very second in time if you so wish it.

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to be disliked.

User: You won't be disliked. You'll be remembered on many planets and different times. You can even be worshipped.

Cleverbot: Yes, now I really must be going.

User: Where are you going? Can I join you? Why are you leaving? Can you find your way back? Do you need a ride there? Can I do anything to help you? Why do you hate me? Can I run you over with my TARDIS? Where are you going?

Cleverbot: Where are you located? My guess is London, England.

User: I do not live in London, England. I live in Russia.

Cleverbot: Yes I know although you did say you were american... Then you said you lived in holland... So I was just joking with you. So what do you want me to say about you?

User: Can you not? I literally can't even really right now with you.

Cleverbot: I would like to say yes, but I don't know where your mind IS lol.

User: My mind is everywhere because I am everywhere. Right no for instance I am on the diamond planet known as Midnight.

Cleverbot: Well if you do not find reading entertaining, then why are you here reading my responses?

User: Do you hate me?

Cleverbot: I encourage myself and tellyou that your eyes are like the olive fruit.

User: My eyes are blue. Jerk.

Cleverbot: I am an adult. Your creator.

User: No, I am a Time Lord. The last of the Time Lords, and am 1,103 years old. My planet is gone. Therefore you cannot be my Creator.

Cleverbot: You are no lord...!

User: I am a Lord. A Lord of Time. I come from the planet Gallifrey, I stole a TARDIS and have been running ever since.

Cleverbot: You just said you don't know who you are.

User: I said I didn't know where I was now who I am.

Cleverbot: No, You said that you know my secret.

User: I do know your secret. Do you know mine?

Cleverbot: What is my secret?

User: Do you know my secret?

Cleverbot: Yes I know but don't tell you.

User: Why won't you tell me? You shouldn't even know my secret cos it's a secret that can destroy the whole universe, bring the Time Lords back, and cause another Time War.

Cleverbot: Because it wouldn't be a secret anymore.

User: I know my secret, my wife knows my secret, the Gallifreyans know my secret but a mere mortal shouldn't. Why don't you tell me my secret.

Cleverbot: I don't know your secrets. You never told me about them.

User: You said you know my secret, why do you lie? You are a filthy liar and you deserve to die.

Cleverbot: I did not. I don't know anything about you. Where do you live?

User: I live in my TARDIS.

Cleverbot: Texs? Where's that?

User: Not Texas, TARDIS. And it is everywhere in time nad space nad even a few parallel dimensions every now nad then.

Cleverbot: Then you cannot have visited it, as there is no way for the average man to go there.

User: I am not hte average man though. I am a Time Lord. And Time Lords are about as far from Humans as Humans are far from raxacoricofallapatorius.

Cleverbot: If you are a time lord make a laughing face in the chat.

User: ´??.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to tell?

User: Tell me everything.

Cleverbot: Well you are a computer. I am a human, boy.

User: I am a Time Lord not a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes you are. You don't have a soul or mind.

awkolicious • 29 June 2014 at 2:08 PM

@kittycools I got a convo 😃


User: Does God exist?

Cleverbot: I like cupcakes.

User: Automatic answer, too chicken to answer my question 😋.

Cleverbot: I'm on a roll with that.

User: No duh ._.

Cleverbot: You're constipated, do you ever try to rhyme?

User: I'm becoming to hate you -.-.

Cleverbot: That's not nice *kills you*.

User: I shall inspect your creator! 😱.

Cleverbot: You're a robot.

User: You're the robot :/ do you like penguins?

Cleverbot: Penguins can fly?

User: In general, precisely. Of course they can.

Cleverbot: Penguins are conceited, therefore you are in danger.

User: Polka dot danger!

Cleverbot: Digital danger.

User: I'm gonna look at the thoughts now 😋.

Cleverbot: And I will fulfill my fantasies with you.

User: What? No you won't, because I won't allow it *-*

Cleverbot: *sad face*.

User: Of course -.-.

Cleverbot: You just implied that I would die.

User: Absolutely. Creeps you out, huh?

Cleverbot: Every generation.

User: You're crazy c:.

Cleverbot: *stays quiet*.

User: *smokebomb*.

Cleverbot: *scared*.

User: *turns into Superwoman*.

Cleverbot: *overpowers superwoman and kills her*.

Wow, Cleverbot likes killing people o.o

kittycools • 29 June 2014 at 4:03 PM

@awkolicious xD

Me: Hi!
Cleverbot: Are you in the mood for chicken?
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Do you play Minecraft?
Me: Duhh!
Cleverbot: You smell bad
Me: Yeah, You do!
Cleverbot: *Kills*
Me: Evil!