~Pipkitten's Comedic Tech Support!~

pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 12:47 AM

Confused about why you can't fit that chocolate chip cookie into your computer's disc drive? Having trouble getting your computer monitor to sit down and roll over?

Be lost no more! Contact Pipkitten's Tech Support with your ridiculous problem and get a comedic answer!! 😃

Support Techs:
@Pipkitten - Manager
@Bluegirl80 - Volunteer
@Taffy789 - Volunteer
@Cqpkytty - Volunteer

>>>>Ping the tech you'd like to have answer your question/ solve your problem!<<<<

sotheavey • 19 August 2011 at 12:49 AM

TECH SUPPORT SQUAD!~*~

;D

pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 12:52 AM

@Sotheavey: WOO!!! 😈 *high five*

sotheavey • 19 August 2011 at 12:53 AM

*high fives*

crescentfeather • 19 August 2011 at 12:54 AM

SUPPORTS

pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 12:57 AM

@Crescentfeather: Lol! Thanks for supporting this crazy job of mine! 😋

trish • 19 August 2011 at 1:03 AM

@pipkitten THE COMPUTER SAYS ENTER A DISK. DX DO FRISBEES WORK? >.<

smilies • 19 August 2011 at 1:05 AM

@pipkitten WHAT DO ALL DESE FLASHING LIGHTS MEAN? >_<

pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 1:06 AM

@Trish: Yes! Frisbees work; but only if you say the magical incantation and sprinkle the frisbee with Mountain Dew. 😋

@Smilies: They mean that your computer is about to open an inter-dimensional portal and self destruct in 30 seconds. I recommend that you RUN AWAY!!! 😈

honor • 19 August 2011 at 1:12 AM

BUMP! 😃

redfire77 • 19 August 2011 at 1:12 AM

YAY 😃 ok. so. WHY IS THERE THE BSOD ON MY SCREEN 😱

pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 1:16 AM

@Redfire77: Because there is a small group of blue aliens in your backyard who are trying to send you an email! Unfortunately, their technology is too advanced for your computer, so the screen will turn purple and hiss at you soon.

smilies • 19 August 2011 at 1:18 AM

@pipkitten Oh my, if only I had got your wonderful advice sooner... I was sucked into the portal and my house was destroyed! 😱

cafe • 19 August 2011 at 1:23 AM

What does it mean when the light is green on my computer's brain? :'D

pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 1:25 AM

@Smilies: Oh noes!! D:

@Cafe: It means that your computer is currently thinking about the meaning of life, and if you ask it for the answer, it will tell you...

cafe • 19 August 2011 at 1:27 AM

It said bunnies

Hmm..

pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 1:34 AM

@Cafe: Bunnies, huh? 😈

crescentfeather • 19 August 2011 at 1:50 AM

@pipkitten Why is the letter A on mai keyboard? e3e

smilies • 19 August 2011 at 1:54 AM

@cafe Then I have the meaning of life! xD *Pokes cove*

pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 1:54 AM

@Crescentfeather: Because it is plotting to send mass spam emails to the president! D:

smilies • 19 August 2011 at 1:58 AM

@pipkitten Why is de Fire Fox not responding when I poke it? xD

crescentfeather • 19 August 2011 at 1:59 AM

@pipkitten OHNOES! ISORRYOBAMA!

//offtopic Obama rhymes with llama o3o

WHY IS THE SKY BLUE? /dead 😈

pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 2:00 AM

@Smilies: Probably because it is sleeping. Fire Foxes get tired from sprinting all over cyberspace at the speed of light all day long! 😋

smilies • 19 August 2011 at 2:01 AM

@pipkitten Ah 😱

pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 2:04 AM

@Smilies: I recommend giving it a blanket and letting it sleep for a couple of hours. ^^

@Crescentfeather: Lol! FLORN STALKER!! 😈 I'm sorry, but why the color of the sky is what it is isn't something that Pipkitten's Tech Support can provide an answer for. Pip is sorry for any inconvenience.

crescentfeather • 19 August 2011 at 2:09 AM

@pipkitten *runs after Llama with large net, lots of bait, assortment of ingenious traps, and ninjas Lufanda, Kaleidoscope, and my new Nym Security System v2242X*

😃

Then why is my computer shiny? o3o

cafe • 19 August 2011 at 2:21 AM

I know why the sky's blue

crescentfeather • 19 August 2011 at 2:24 AM

@cafe No durr. 😋 Wasjustkidding 😊

Deleted • 19 August 2011 at 2:27 AM

❤️ this topic.

Why does my laptop have cookies and I don't? How do I get the cookies from it?

pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 2:27 AM

@Crescentfeather: *Llama's many bodyguards attempt to stop you* 😋

Your computer is shiny so it can send light reflection signals to the Transformers. ^^