*Weird Questions for DOOVOO*

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What do you think about plushie Doovoo?







Non-binary
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ethereality • 5 October 2014 at 10:34 AM

Me: I hate you
Doovoo: Without an doubt.
+9 seeds

Me: Am I stupid?
Doovoo: Most likely
+14 seeds

Me: I have a crush on you.
Doovoo: My reply is no.
-2 seeds

Yes, the responces are random

Female
3,201 posts

     

ushafuse • 7 October 2014 at 5:14 AM

Me: Gimme 20 seeds (for a Pahoehoe)
Doovoo: Without a doubt

Gives me 11 seeds. That isn't enough, at least 15 seeds!

Deleted • 8 October 2014 at 11:49 PM

I gave the Doovoo a question related to the gaming Creepypasta character, Ben.

Me: "Did Ben really drown?"
Doovoo: "My reply is 'no'."
Doovoo takes three seeds from you.

I guess Doovoo and Cleverbot have completely different opinions about if Ben drowned. XD

Female
330 posts

     

lovepuppies123 • 9 October 2014 at 12:22 AM

Me: "Halloween is quite scary isn't it?"
Doovoo: "Quite certainly" (+14 Seeds)

Me: Sam and Nia. (Youtubers)
Doovoo: Of Course (+11 Seeds)

Female
920 posts

     

nasyiaxm • 9 October 2014 at 12:50 AM

Me : Give me seeds or I'll kill you
Doovoo : Yes, Definitely (gives 11 seeds)

Me : I love you
Doovoo : My sources say no (takes 4 seeds)

😋

Agender
277 posts

     

arty10 • 9 October 2014 at 1:19 AM

Me: Will you stab me with that knife?
OD: Outlook good.

+14 seeds

O.O

Update:

Me: Will I live a long and happy life?
OD: Very doubtful.

-2 seeds

Oh right, cause your gonna STAB ME!

Me: HUG ME!
OD: Outlook is not good.
- 4 seeds.

:C

Me: Bacon.
OD: My reply is no.
- 4 seeds.

Come on man!

Female
534 posts

     

vespira • 9 October 2014 at 2:05 PM

@linka

I ask it stuff like "Will I sleep late tonight?" And "Will I lack sleep?" Or "Will I pass tomorrow's tests?"

And I get answers like "Most definitely.", "Yes." And "No."

The no for the test passing was really a bummer. I don't wanna fail.XD But then again, I AM on EC when I'm supposed to be studying.((:

Trans Male
907 posts

     

cleokitty • 9 October 2014 at 2:08 PM

Me: do you like cheesecake? i like cheesecake? do you like cheesecake? 😸

The Ominous Doovoo says, "I'm not sure, but it's not positive."

The Ominous Doovoo takes 4 Seeds from you.

;^; Ominous Doovoo doesn't like cheesecake! D:

Female
63 posts

     

crazydazy0 • 10 October 2014 at 5:39 PM

Will I have a future?
"No."
Takes 5 seeds away

D:

682 posts

     

werewolf • 11 October 2014 at 11:51 AM

ME: What does the fox say?
DOOVOO: I'm not sure but its not positive

Takes 3 seeds

Female
2,916 posts

     

lily- • 12 October 2014 at 5:34 PM

Me: are you an alien?
DOOVOO: It is certain...
Gives 12 seeds

O.O
It's invading from outer space 😱
(Okay maybe not, I might be overreacting😋 I'll ask that next time 😊)


EDIT:

Me: Are you invading ark from outer space?
DOOVOO: My sources say no
Takes 1 seed


Well at least it's not invading us. Though it did take a seed from me, so maybe it's planning something else...

ME: Are you a peaceful Doovoo?
DOOVOO: Outlook good
Gives 15 seeds

Non-binary
2,368 posts

     

ethereality • 13 October 2014 at 10:12 AM

Me: Are you planning world domination?
Doovoo: Yes.
+7 seeds

Me: Do you have a twitter account?
Doovoo: No
-4 seeds

Me: Do you want to build a snowman?
Doovoo: Signs point to yes.
+9 seeds

^LOL^

EDIT:
Later I asked this:

Me: Am I awesomer than you?
Doovoo: It is certain
+15 seeds

Me: I feel sorry for you...
Doovoo: No
-3 seeds

Me: Okay...
Doovoo: My sources say no
-4 seeds

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dragonii • 13 October 2014 at 12:45 PM

Me: Will hatchie really eat his shoe?
Doovoo: Yes, defiantly.
The Ominous Doovoo gives you 9 Seeds.


Try two:
Will hatchie eat his shoe?
The Ominous Doovoo says, "Signs point to yes."

The Ominous Doovoo gives you 8 Seeds.

So It is a defiantly, Yes That hatchie will eat his shoe. :Y

Male
891 posts

     

jubjubloversboy • 15 October 2014 at 11:00 PM

Me: "Will I do the Macarena?"

Doovoo: "Yes, definitely."

...I feel like he know me too much, guys.

Female
18 posts

     

hiniko • 1 October 2015 at 12:24 AM

My favourite so far:

Me: "What is my fortune?"

The Ominous Doovoo says, "I'm not sure, but it's not positive."

The Ominous Doovoo takes 3 Seeds from you.

xDD I'm laughing so hard~ xD

~~~

Me: "Why"

No punctuation or anything, just 'Why'

The Ominous Doovoo says, "Without a doubt."

The Ominous Doovoo gives you 12 Seeds.

Why thank you? xD

~~~

Me: "And I love what you do, but you know that you're Toxic"

The Ominous Doovoo says, "The universe has commanded it."

The Ominous Doovoo gives you 11 Seeds.

Oh wow xD

~~~

Me: "Yay"

The Ominous Doovoo says, "I don't think so."

The Ominous Doovoo takes 1 Seeds from you.

TT^TT

Female
17 posts

     

aya • 1 October 2015 at 1:37 AM

Me: Why do you hate me?

The Ominous Doovoo says, "The universe has commanded it."

The Ominous Doovoo gives you 12 Seeds.


This made me lol xD

Female
2,174 posts

     

dream-within-a-dream • 1 October 2015 at 2:07 AM

/giggles/

Me: I can't even?
The Ominous Doovoo said, "The universe has commanded it."

WHHHYYY XD ❤️

Me: Do you even?
The Ominous Doovoo said, "You may rely on it..." And gave me 14 seeds. XD whoooaaa XD

Female
679 posts

     

kschr26 • 1 October 2015 at 2:23 AM

Me: will I turn into a sandwhich?
The ominous Doovoo said "absolutely"
And gave me 14 seeds. Eh if it's with cheese its all good😸

Female
704 posts

     

mlpnko159 • 1 October 2015 at 2:24 AM

Q:Will I finish [my homework] before 2:30[am]?
DV: "I don't think so"
takes 4 seeds from you



*cries*


Q: Can I please finish before 2:30?
The Ominous Doovoo says, "I don't think so."

The Ominous Doovoo takes 5 Seeds from you.



*Cries of fatigue*

Female
2,174 posts

     

dream-within-a-dream • 1 October 2015 at 3:34 AM

Random little words! XD ❤️
Me: Blue Bob?
Ominous Doovoo: "The universe has commanded it"

/giggles/

Female
679 posts

     

kschr26 • 1 October 2015 at 4:29 AM

Me: Doovoo and Mimic sitting in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g
Doovoo: "No Way"
Haha wow

Me: where the seeds at?
Doovoo: "I don't think so"

Well... This has been interesting^^

Female
2,186 posts

     

hashtagnight • 1 October 2015 at 6:52 AM

My first question was
Can I be a kid of a squid?
He said I could.

My next question was
Will you marry me?
I lost 5 seeds I think

Gender Fluid
662 posts

     

audrei9 • 1 October 2015 at 7:47 AM

Question to Doovoo:
Please don't take my seeds!

Answer:
Outlook is not good...
*takes away 4 seeds*

Me: ARRRGGGGGH CURSE YOU DOOVOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *raises fist*

Female
18 posts

     

hiniko • 1 October 2015 at 6:10 PM

Me: "Will you marry me?"

The Ominous Doovoo says, "My reply is no."

The Ominous Doovoo takes 3 Seeds from you.

TT^TT Break my heart why don't you?

Non-binary
1,387 posts

     

raccoon • 1 October 2015 at 6:17 PM

"Will you marry me?"

The Ominous Doovoo says, "My reply is no."

The Ominous Doovoo takes 1 Seeds from you.


//rejected

Female
370 posts

     

pupicorn • 1 October 2015 at 6:19 PM

These are the ones he gave me Seeds for:

First question:
"Will my dad murder me?"

Ominous Doovoo says: Yes. He gives me 15 Seeds

Second question:
"Will i be hypnotized by a giant bug?"

Ominous Doovoo says: It is certain. He gives me 12 Seeds

Third question:
Will i die a horrible death?

Ominous Doovoo says: Yes, of course. He gives me 11 Seeds

Wow. He sure does seem to like dark and despairing questions, doesn't he?

839 posts

     

nut • 1 October 2015 at 6:22 PM

Question: "I hate this website"

The Ominous Doovoo says, "My sources say no."

The Ominous Doovoo takes 1 Seeds from you.

true

Non-binary
1,387 posts

     

raccoon • 1 October 2015 at 6:49 PM

"Will you be my friend?"

The Ominous Doovoo says, "May it be so."

The Ominous Doovoo gives you 13 Seeds.


❤️

Female
770 posts

     

dawnfur • 1 October 2015 at 7:08 PM

"Should I eat a poptart?"

The Ominous Doovoo says, "It is certain..."

The Ominous Doovoo gives you 11 Seeds.

WELL IF YOU SAY SO ;D

Female
208 posts

     

webkinzer • 1 October 2015 at 8:15 PM

"Will you give me seeds?"

The Ominous Doovoo says, "Yes, perhaps."

The Ominous Doovoo gives you 12 Seeds.

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