*** PORTAL FAN CLUB ***

ushafuse • 26 July 2016 at 6:57 AM

(i have no idea why i started this, so don't expect anything big to be going on)

Do you know about the game called Portal? Or do you know Portal 2 better? A game made by Valve, it's one of theirs I'm starting to fall in love with.

Post anything you like about Portal here, we especially appreciate fan art.

#portal #GLaDOS

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Still Alive

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here"
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
Because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
Till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
Still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
Make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are
Still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
To help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking when there's Science to do
When I look out there
It makes me GLaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are
Still alive.

And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive
Still alive
Still alive.

vortex1203 • 3 August 2016 at 11:28 AM

*slow clap*

hashtagnight • 4 August 2016 at 4:49 AM

@ushafuse

I'm GLaD you made this thread.

purgatory • 4 August 2016 at 1:26 PM

@ushafuse

*slowly claps*
*a forever alone wind blew by*
I used to play the game but don't play it anymore

fairy_tail • 4 August 2016 at 2:21 PM

I played Portal 2 over and over until I unlocked all the achievements. Now that I'm done, it's just laying in it's case on my shelf. But I enjoyed the game.