Anniversary Contest! (Closed)

dariely3 • 4 April 2017 at 3:59 PM

I have been on Eggcave for 3 years now. So to celebrate my anniversary I'm holding a contest.
I love jokes! So the people with the best jokes get these prizes. If your not a joke person then you can also try to guess my favorite Dog Breed! I love wolves but most people already know that so how about my favorite dog breed.
Each person that gets it correct I will write it down in my notes. As for the best jokes, we'll see.

Rules:
No telling answers for the dog Breed
No changing your jokes or you can guess the dog breed up to 6 times!
Don't help each other
Especially HAVE FUN!

JOKES:
First Place Prize: 50CC @poptarts
Second Place Prize:Nuomek @chloelove
Third Place Prize:Illumilux @naked-snakes-box

Dog Breed:
First Place Prize:Xoloti @flowerlynx
Second Place Prize:Gerat
Third Place Prize:Horsca

And to make sure you have read everything put a heart by your post.

Edit: Only a few people have been putting the heart so I might as well ignore that part.

May the best person win ❤️

jello • 4 April 2017 at 4:14 PM

@dariely3 Hey! I will edit this later with a heart, but I cannot do it now.


Joke: link will be here



Dog breed: Corgi

dariely3 • 4 April 2017 at 4:54 PM

@jellifysh
Ok writing you down 😊 for the joke that is
I won't say about the dog breeds 😸

jello • 4 April 2017 at 6:01 PM

@dariely3 here is the joke

purgatory • 4 April 2017 at 6:04 PM

@dariely3

ahahaha i love jokes 😃

Q, What did the Coca Cola drink say to the hambruger?

A, I'm SODAlicious!


oh umm let me guess...

dog breed: Husky?

jirachiwishmaker • 4 April 2017 at 6:13 PM

@dariely3

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.


And as for the dog breed Pomeranian

flowerlynx • 4 April 2017 at 6:15 PM

@dariely3
Lol, I mostly know riddles...
Could I use one?

For now, I think the dog breed is a...
Uh...
German Shepherd.

dariely3 • 5 April 2017 at 8:47 AM

@chloelove @ammolite @jellifysh
I love these jokes! I'm laughing so hard right now 😃

@flowerlynx
You can do riddles for I love those too 😸

Tallying up the people ❤️

Who will WIN? 😸

flowerlynx • 5 April 2017 at 10:11 AM

@dariely3
Okie, I'll do a somewhat simple one.
I can give a hint if you want.
Okay:
What do an island and the letter T have in common?

dariely3 • 5 April 2017 at 10:35 AM

@flowerlynx
I don't know. I was never good at riddles but I still like them. Can I get the hint?

flowerlynx • 5 April 2017 at 10:57 AM

@dariely3
Your hint is:
Water

dariely3 • 5 April 2017 at 11:45 AM

@flowerlynx
They're hard to sea?

flowerlynx • 5 April 2017 at 11:50 AM

@dariely3
Would you like the answer? Feel free to keep guessing, though! 😸
It's hard to give another hint, but... you're sorta on the right track.

dariely3 • 5 April 2017 at 11:53 AM

@flowerlynx
Answer please! I like this riddle 😸

flowerlynx • 5 April 2017 at 11:54 AM

@dariely3
When you think about it, it seems obvious, but I didn't get it either.

They are both in the middle of water.
XD
You're probably thinking, 'WHY DIDNT I GUESS THAT?!?! It's so easy and obvious!'
Well...
At least, that's what I thought. 😋

jirachiwishmaker • 5 April 2017 at 11:59 AM

@dariely3

If nobody gets the dog breed can we keep guessing, or just 1 answer and that's it. Cause I'm pretty sure that there's over a 100 dog breeds and I had truly a hard time thinking which ones are so cute, there are way too many especially the small ones.

naked-snakes-box • 5 April 2017 at 12:07 PM

@dariely3
hi i would like to enter❤️

joke :last night I dreamed of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.

At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.

dog bread: collie

poptarts • 5 April 2017 at 12:15 PM

@dariely3


The best joke in life is me.


Dog Breed: A spaniel?

skyfall4 • 5 April 2017 at 12:24 PM

@dariely3
Joke: I avoided STAIRING at the stairs- don't you think they are always UP to something?

Dog: Chihuahua!

emeraldstar • 5 April 2017 at 12:30 PM

@dariely3

My joke: Why does the Headless Horseman have no head? Because he laughed his head off at this joke XD.

Dog: Husky.

dariely3 • 5 April 2017 at 12:48 PM

@flowerlynx @naked-snakes-box @poptarts @skyfall4 @emeraldstar I'm loving these jokes! 😃

Don't know if this ping went through.
@chloelove
Yeah, you're right.
Ok guys you can guess up to 5 times. Everybody should know this dog breed. It is a common one so everyone should know it.

Extra Clue: None of you have gotten it so far.

flowerlynx • 5 April 2017 at 12:52 PM

@dariely3
Hmmm...
A..
• Poodle
• Great Dane
• Greyhound
• Black Lab
• Golden Retriever

dariely3 • 5 April 2017 at 12:54 PM

@flowerlynx
Sorry none of those.

Last and FINAL Clue: This breed is tough looking but are real sweet hearts.

flowerlynx • 5 April 2017 at 12:56 PM

@dariely3
Can I guess again?
I think I know the answer now... pretty positive...
I need 5 more guesses.

dariely3 • 5 April 2017 at 12:58 PM

@flowerlynx
Say what, I'm only going to give you 1 more guess so as not to make it unfair. I'm not going to answer on here if you got it right. If you did, I will send you a mail.

Others you now have 6 chances!

flowerlynx • 5 April 2017 at 12:59 PM

@dariely3
Pitbull?

dariely3 • 5 April 2017 at 1:08 PM

@flowerlynx
You others that have already guessed once, you have a chance to guess again 6 more times.

flowerlynx • 5 April 2017 at 1:16 PM

@dariely3
Well, I just used up one guess, so I have 5 more, then.
O.o
Rottweiler?
Doberman?

dariely3 • 5 April 2017 at 1:26 PM

@flowerlynx
I've changed my mind. I won't tell if you got it right until I say the contest is closed. If you did get the right answer I'm not going to mail you. I guess you have to wait flowerlynx until I end the contest to know.

flowerlynx • 5 April 2017 at 1:30 PM

@dariely3
Oh. I'll keep guessing, to increase my chances, then.