PUNS

purrystitches • 4 May 2017 at 1:08 PM

Give name ur best puns!

iris1929578 • 4 May 2017 at 11:31 PM

@purrystitches well,
Its Egg-Zactly seven o'cluck.

purrystitches • 4 May 2017 at 11:35 PM

@iris1929578

I had to Chick the time to sea if u where right

iris1929578 • 4 May 2017 at 11:42 PM

Nah, at leash my dog is not getting into mischief, but I don't even have a dog XD

purrystitches • 5 May 2017 at 12:03 AM

@iris1929578

I'm not kitten you when I say my cats meow there faces of ever night.

iris1929578 • 5 May 2017 at 12:08 AM

Did you hear about the bear that got its left side cut off? He's all right now.

brad • 5 May 2017 at 12:25 AM

@iris1929578 I could bearly handle that one. Too good.

skyfall4 • 5 May 2017 at 12:46 AM

@iris1929578

"Well," says a lion. "If you don't agree with me, YOU GONNA HEAR ME ROAR!"

That was bad. .-.

iris1929578 • 6 May 2017 at 2:21 PM

@skyfall4 no offense, it was.
Well, if you know enough puns, you'll be punstoppable.

skyfall4 • 6 May 2017 at 2:28 PM

@iris1929578
You do music? Well, I'll tell you I can't C, so I have to B#.

iris1929578 • 6 May 2017 at 2:31 PM

Some puns are cheesy, but they make me feel grate.

Deleted • 6 May 2017 at 11:22 PM

Water you doing?
Your puns are egg-xelent.
I'm gonna egg-xit this now.

alastrine • 7 May 2017 at 2:19 AM

Oh well my dad was gonna tell me a joke about pizza, but it was to CHEESY
;3

Deleted • 7 May 2017 at 3:45 AM

I was puzzled why the basketball was getting bigger.. Then it hit me.

alastrine • 7 May 2017 at 6:56 AM

I'm sorry about my bad puns, there a form of PUNishment

iris1929578 • 11 May 2017 at 10:28 PM

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming,

skyindie • 19 May 2017 at 9:04 PM

@iris1929578 want to make it go faster? you can make time fly by throwing a clock!!!



Edit: omg the puns!!! they are egg-ceptional!

Deleted • 19 May 2017 at 11:18 PM

Wynaut post again?
Audino, don't look at me.

izz • 19 May 2017 at 11:24 PM

A will is a dead giveaway
A bicycle can't stand on its own, it's two tired

(Also check out my profile 😊)

fakeworld • 19 May 2017 at 11:28 PM

I never tried this! Lol okok here I go:

"These high prices don't make any cents"

purrystitches • 25 May 2017 at 3:18 PM

I was pretty buzzy today Iva cat to sword out my schedule

iris1929578 • 28 May 2017 at 11:33 PM

Hey, this pun thing is PUNtastic!

@skyindie

Yes, but then you would have a clock in your stomach and then it get even more time consuming and you would get very old XD

purrystitches • 4 January 2018 at 3:29 PM

we need more puns ppl

Deleted • 4 January 2018 at 3:47 PM

I have one




I wonder why the fired me from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day-off.

animalliterature • 4 January 2018 at 5:20 PM

They call that fox the chatter-fox.


That's... that's a dull pun.

purrystitches • 5 January 2018 at 11:14 AM

Those who don’t like puns shall be PuNished

Deleted • 5 January 2018 at 11:39 AM

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

animalliterature • 5 January 2018 at 12:12 PM

Hey, that pun was pretty punny.


Agh. I hate my puns xD

purrystitches • 6 January 2018 at 12:35 AM

I when into a maze and it’s layout was pretty corny

firegem97 • 15 November 2018 at 4:14 PM

Ugh I Cant BEE-Leve You Guys...