Dont Push The Button!

distorted • 18 September 2020 at 2:45 PM

I have no idea if this exists already... So basically you have to push the button and then I'll tell you what it does.
example:
person: *pushes putton*
Me: The button exploded! What will you do???

dont push it!
button: ◯

lionfang • 18 September 2020 at 4:00 PM

I pushed it

distorted • 18 September 2020 at 4:01 PM

@lionfang Gaint meteor falls on to earth! What will you do???

lionfang • 18 September 2020 at 4:03 PM

eat them

distorted • 18 September 2020 at 4:04 PM

@lionfang wha...???

lionfang • 18 September 2020 at 4:05 PM

I pushed it again

distorted • 18 September 2020 at 4:07 PM

@lionfang stahp. let others have a turn. So a TV randomly appears in front of you. What will you do?

lionfang • 18 September 2020 at 4:08 PM

eat it

distorted • 18 September 2020 at 4:14 PM

@lionfang Stahp!!!

lionfang • 21 September 2020 at 9:30 AM

i pushed it

distorted • 21 September 2020 at 9:32 AM

@lionfang Itz raining catz and dogz... LITERALLY. What will you do?

lionfang • 21 September 2020 at 9:33 AM

nothing

Deleted • 21 September 2020 at 9:40 AM

@distorted
Two Arkians sit in a security room. A big red button sits before them with a plastic cover. One reaches out and lifts the cover, and faded words could be seen on the top. 'DO NUT PUSH'.

She reads the words aloud, "Do Not Push." Mesmerized, she pushes it.

distorted • 21 September 2020 at 9:49 AM

@laylamocha Itz raining tacoz from out of the sky! Tacoz! No need to ask why! Just open your mouth and close your eyez! Itz raining Tacoz!!!

Deleted • 21 September 2020 at 9:55 AM

@distorted
'Tacoz' with nuts? She peers up hopefully, only to get splattered with all the condiments in the taco. Cheerfully, she chews on the taco which fell into her open palm, enjoying the flavorful walnut taste on her tongue.

ashkito • 21 September 2020 at 2:58 PM

@distorted
Looks at button.... licks button..... feeds button icecream..... pushes button

distorted • 21 September 2020 at 3:02 PM

@ashkito A meteor falls right next to but barely hits you. You see that the button is kind of damaged. Will you push it again, try to fix it, lick it again, feed it more ice cream, or do nothing?

ahh im running out of ideas ahh

theposiden649 • 22 September 2020 at 9:35 AM

I pushed the button? when it said do not push do button.

distorted • 22 September 2020 at 9:45 AM

@theposiden649 Out of nowhere, somebody shouts "HOLE IN THE WALL!!!" You see giant lava walls with holes in them. You try to see if you can fit and you can. You do the same thing to every other lava wall you find.

theposiden649 • 22 September 2020 at 9:47 AM

@distorted Then I decide to press the button again in hopes that the lava will disappear/or destroy me

distorted • 22 September 2020 at 9:48 AM

@theposiden649 The lava walls stop moving. After that, a bunch of balloons come out of the button. You did it!!!

theposiden649 • 22 September 2020 at 9:50 AM

@distorted Balloons??? Do they blow up and shower me with lava?? Maybe a raing eggs next time/??

distorted • 22 September 2020 at 10:07 AM

@theposiden649 Suddenly the balloons popped! You wonder whats inside the balloons. A pancake falls on your face and a cupcake falls on your hand. You wonder if anything else will fall. Suddenly a sock falls on your face. You mumble sarcastically "What a great day I'm having..."

theposiden649 • 22 September 2020 at 10:10 AM

@distorted Then I decide to press another button called feed me then I get tp to feed your pet CYA

distorted • 22 September 2020 at 10:13 AM

@theposiden649 It does nothing. But then you see a post on your wall that says "Fed all!"

theposiden649 • 22 September 2020 at 10:15 AM

@distorted I saw that and I for some reason am obessed with VIRTUALY UNOBTAINABLE THING IF YOU NEED A ULTA THING ASK ME.

ashkito • 22 September 2020 at 11:16 AM

@distorted
*lisck button to make it better*
XD

distorted • 22 September 2020 at 11:17 AM

@ashkito You lick the button. Nothing happens. What will you do now?

ashkito • 22 September 2020 at 11:22 AM

@distorted
*Pulls out glue-gun from nowhere and attempts to fix the spit covered button.*

distorted • 22 September 2020 at 11:23 AM

@ashkito That wont work... Where did you get that from? Nevermind... just choose from the options I gave you
But seriously where did you get that glue gun???
XD