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singasong99 • 9 June 2021 at 2:45 AM
When did we ever hire someone to replace me?Waiter, there's a crow in my soup!
foxbit • 10 June 2021 at 9:16 AM
That's not a crow. It's a raven, and it wants to say something."Nevermore"...how peculiar.Waiter, there's a book in my soup!
ravensong • 17 June 2021 at 9:36 PM
Oh no! The pages are soggy!!!Waiter, there's an alligator in my soup!
mithmel • 3 August 2021 at 6:24 PM
Didn't you order soup with a waiter inside?Waiter, there’s a baseball in my soup!
galactic_pigeon • 7 August 2021 at 2:35 PM
Oh, must've been from the baseball practice next door!Waiter, there is a tooth in my soup!
squeeksquik • 14 October 2021 at 12:12 PM
I knew it was a bad idea to lend out the kitchen for martial arts training.Waiter, there is a durian in my soup!
mithmel • 14 October 2021 at 6:14 PM
I thought I saw a durian earlier on...Waiter, there is a cat in my soup!
skymoare • 14 October 2021 at 10:28 PM
Here kitty kitty...Oh! You found my cat!Waiter, there's a phone in my soup!
squeeksquik • 17 October 2021 at 8:43 AM
I'm afraid it has contaminated your soup with drama. Please hang on for a moment while we get you a new and hopefully phone-free soup.Waiter, there is gold in my soup!
galactic_pigeon • 4 November 2021 at 8:20 PM
I thought I heard something about a suspicious thief around here somewhere...Waiter, there is a frog in my soup!
mnvt9 • 30 November 2021 at 2:21 AM
Don't bother him, okay? He's had a rough day.Waiter, there is a gift card in my soup!
powgal15 • 7 December 2021 at 4:17 PM
It was a surprise present.Waiter, there's a donut in my soup!
toebeans • 28 December 2021 at 6:49 PM
Didn't you order the co-worker soup?Waiter, there's a sock in my soup!