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lilones • 2 May 2011 at 7:27 PM
Unfortunately when he slapped you he got some of your hair and now plots to make a clone of you that will love him and kill the original you
redfire77 • 2 May 2011 at 7:29 PM
fortunately, your hair is very fragile and disintegrates before he can make a clone
decks123456 • 2 May 2011 at 7:29 PM
fortunately you were wearing a wig so it was fake hair
pizza5pizza5 • 2 May 2011 at 7:29 PM
Fortunately............ -________-You are yourself for now
redfire77 • 3 May 2011 at 12:26 AM
unfortunately, your real hair stuck to the wig hair so the evil scientist got it anyways
merlin7576 • 3 May 2011 at 2:10 PM
fortunately the evil scientisit is really dumb so It doesn't work anyways
Deleted • 3 May 2011 at 7:16 PM
Unfortunately, the evil scientist took pills to stay smart so he took your hair and picked up a saw....
lilones • 3 May 2011 at 7:17 PM
fortunately time froze for a moment so you had time to think up a way out of this mess.
redfire77 • 3 May 2011 at 7:21 PM
unfortunately while you were thinking, it was really hot outside, so the sun melted time and time unfroze 😋
Deleted • 3 May 2011 at 7:23 PM
Fortunately, the scientist was still frozen....because of some illness....
lilones • 3 May 2011 at 7:25 PM
unfortunately a butterfly flapped it's wings and caused a volcano to explode off on the mountain behind you so it got hot enough to melt the ice around the scientist.
redfire77 • 3 May 2011 at 7:37 PM
fortunately, the scientist wasnt frozen in the first place. time was frozen 😋 so the scientist was burned.
lilones • 4 May 2011 at 7:08 PM
unfortunately you were trapped in a building by the fire
taffy789 • 4 May 2011 at 7:13 PM
Fortantley, the whole things was a dream, remember. XD
redfire77 • 4 May 2011 at 9:25 PM
unfortunately you already woke up. D:
decks123456 • 4 May 2011 at 9:47 PM
fortunately you woke up next to your pet blehblehbleh.
redfire77 • 4 May 2011 at 9:51 PM
unfortunately, your pet is a dog who slobbers a lot and your face is covered with it 😋
asa • 4 May 2011 at 10:30 PM
fortunately, you find a box of kleenex next to you and you wipe it off. xD 😋
merlin7576 • 6 May 2011 at 8:43 AM
unfortunately the the dog slobbered all over the kleenex so your face got even more slobberely 😃 😃
pizza5pizza5 • 7 May 2011 at 9:05 AM
Fortunatly your mom jut bought these super-kleenexs that would stay dry through anything! xD
taffy789 • 7 May 2011 at 9:17 AM
Unfortantly, they can catch on fire. O_o
lwarlen • 7 May 2011 at 10:02 AM
Fortunaly,they didn't
decks123456 • 7 May 2011 at 10:19 AM
unfortunately they also explode
lwarlen • 7 May 2011 at 10:25 AM
Fortnaly,it didn't and you didn't need it
leopardclaws • 7 May 2011 at 10:56 AM
Unfortunetly Ronald Mcdonald jumped on you and stole the tissue box
redfire77 • 7 May 2011 at 11:01 AM
fortunately, ronald mcdonald is so fat from eating mcdonalds all day so he missed
leopardclaws • 7 May 2011 at 11:03 AM
Unfortunately, in all the fuss you dropped your tissues into a nuclear waste facility
merlin7576 • 7 May 2011 at 5:00 PM
fortunately all the slobber has dried
kitty • 9 May 2011 at 3:37 PM
Unfortunately you get chased by a giant rabid man eating squirrel
taffy789 • 9 May 2011 at 5:16 PM
Fortantly, you're not a man. 😋 Right? Cause it was a BOY in the dream. XD