Boredness~~

taffy789 • 2 December 2011 at 4:58 PM

#BorednessChristmas

So, i've been VERY bored lately. ;-; Super Duper bored. XD
So, i've decided to write a short Chirtmas story/play type thingy involing my creatures! 8D Here's the 1st part of the story.
*Careful, it's weird. XS *

~~A Christmas Story~~
Part 1- Outta something. XD
Me: "On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me! A-"
*Ding-Dong*
Me: "Oh, someone's at the door! Wait, I wasn't expecting any vistors..."
*CRASH!*
Fireflame: "I used my head to open the door! 8D"
Me: "Fireflame? I thought you were trapped- I mean, er, ON VACATION at my storage!?"
Lucen: "You knew better than to keep us away at CHRISTMAS! Besides, you need a tree, don't you? I brought Bence. We can tape him in the corner."
Saffire: "What's going on? I heard acrash... Oh. The storage pets. I thought you were abandoned at the-"
Me: *Puts hand Saffire's mouth* Uhh, nice to see you guys.."
Brownie: "I TRIED to stop them."
Figment: "Where's food. I'm starving."
Chef: "I'MNOTFEEDING15EXTRAMOUTHS!!!"
~~To be continued~~

smilies • 2 December 2011 at 7:02 PM

@taffy789 XD I feel for you XD

taffy789 • 2 December 2011 at 7:08 PM

@smilies -Bored too? 8D XD

~~A Christmas Story~~
Part 2- 25.
Me: "Well, I guess we can all just get acquanted with eachother again.."
BurningFlame: "FIREFLAME!!! ❤️"
Fireflame: "AHH!! CRAZY LADY!" *Runs off*
BuringFlame: *Chasing him* "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM LOVE!!"
Figment: "Wow. Just... Wow." *Turns to me* "So, where do I sleep, moron?"
Me: "Haha, if you continue like that, outside durning a blizzard."
Figment: *Narrows eyes* "What, now i'm being punished for telling the TRUTH? You ARE a moron."
Me: *Challenge accepted face*
~5 mins later~
*Figment is locked outside in the snow* "This is ABUSE! CALL PETA! OR THE EGGCAVE HUMANE SOCIETY!"
Lucen: *Floating upsidedown*"Good, I didn't like him. Now, moron, make me a sandmich."
Me: "Do you want to join him?!?"

smilies • 2 December 2011 at 7:15 PM

@taffy789 No... The fact that no one else has posted XD

pegasasu • 2 December 2011 at 7:22 PM

@taffy789

That's funny xD

taffy789 • 2 December 2011 at 7:24 PM

@pegasasu - yes, i'm going to do one for every day! XD There should be atleast 25 at the end of the Christmas season. |D

pegasasu • 2 December 2011 at 7:26 PM

@taffy789

OMG subscribing~

taffy789 • 3 December 2011 at 2:14 PM

~~A Christmas Story~~
Part 3 - 25
*Everyone gathers in the Living room, except for Figment, who is still outside*
Me: "Well, everyone. It looks like we have some extra vistors this year... So, say hi."
Mat: "Hello, Lucen, you remember me, right?"
Lucen: "Yeah, your Martin, right?"
Mat: "That was my old name. Now it's Mat."
Lucen: ".... You're lying. What did youdo with Martin?!? Where is that Irame?!?" *Shakes Mat* " WHERE IS HE?!? DID YOU EAT HIM???"
Me: "Lucen, calm yourself. He just traded names. ><"
Lucen: ".... You can do that? It's... not... possible... O-O"
Figment: "Watch out, Kelly's gunna trade your name next..."
Me: "Figment?!? How did you even get inside...."
Lucen: "NOO!!! Don't trade my name!!! Please!!! ;-; I know, i'll help decorate the house so you'll love me! *Zooms off*
Me: "This has bad news written all over it... "*Sigh*

pegasasu • 3 December 2011 at 4:04 PM

@taffy789

This thread makes my day ❤️

taffy789 • 3 December 2011 at 9:27 PM

@pegasasu = I'm glad! X)

Pinging~~

@smilies
@avelaingia
@crescentfeather
@pipkitten
@lizardfeather

smilies • 3 December 2011 at 9:31 PM

@taffy789 *Sigh* Been here, done that XD

taffy789 • 3 December 2011 at 9:32 PM

@smilies - Just making sure.. D:

smilies • 3 December 2011 at 9:34 PM

@taffy789 *Evil look* Next time, don't bother.... 😈

taffy789 • 4 December 2011 at 6:06 PM

~~A Christmas Story~~
Part 4 - 25
Brownie: "*Sigh* As the only sane person from the storage, i'd better go make sure these creatures don't get into any trouble. What's one Calla got to do?"
Posideon: "Hh-hhey Brownie." *Flys over to her* "So, how have you been?"
Brownie: 'Tired. Horribly tired."
Posideon: "Ouch. Well, you can relax during the holidays, right?"
Brownie: "I guess so-"
*Darrin runs into the room*
Darrin: "BROWNIE! Fireflame is trying to lit Bence om fire!"
Brownie: "*sigh* Nevermind, I guess." *Flys out of the room* "FIREFLAME! You Yamagana! Stop it!"
Posideon: "I wish Brownie could just relax once in a while."
Darrin: "She will always be high-strung. Find a better Calla to like. She's get gray feathers faster than any of them."
Posideon: "Oh shut up, your name rhymes with what creature you are! ><"
Darrin: *Isa Flaren* "NO IT DOESN'T! T-T" *Cries*

pegasasu • 4 December 2011 at 6:10 PM

@taffy789

Heheh ❤️

taffy789 • 5 December 2011 at 8:28 PM

~~A Christmas Story~~
Part 5- 25. Desires: *Hopping down a hallway* "Hmmm, I wonder what I can help with? Maybe set up the tinsel, or decorate the tree, or even help prepare the food! Okay! That sounds-"
*is tackled*
Desires: "LUCEN!" *Realizes that it isn't Lucen tackling her(for once)* "Oh, sorry, force of habit. Uhh, who are you?"
*The Chocob stands up, and is wearing a cloak with vampire teeth*
Count: "I...AM.... COUNT CHOCULA!!" *Thunder clap*
Desires: "O_o Where did that thunder just come from??-"
Count: "SILENCE MORTAL! *Thunder clap*"
Desires: ">< There it is again...
Count: "Now, I vant to suck your blood!!! *thunder clap*
Desires: "Now this is getting annoying. T_T"
*Hyper the Alkub runs over*
Hyper: "OMGEE! You're an VAMPIRE?!? Do you sparkle?!?"
Count: "NO! Real vampires DO. NOT. SPARKLE. D8 Why must everyone ask me that?!? I'm no sissy play-boy vampire! *Runs off, crying*
*Hyper chases after him*
Hyper: "I am TOTALLY Team Vampyr! Not Team Hallowolf! LOL."
Desires: *Watches them* "Well, that solves THAT problem. ^^ *Quickly hops away*"

relimez • 5 December 2011 at 9:26 PM

@taffy789 Nooo I'm waiting for the next paaart~~ D: *impatient*

smilies • 5 December 2011 at 10:40 PM

*Regards you with a, "Why did the assylum let you go?" look* 😃

taffy789 • 5 December 2011 at 10:51 PM

@smilies - Moi? o3o

smilies • 5 December 2011 at 10:59 PM

@taffy789 No. The cookies :X

taffy789 • 6 December 2011 at 6:50 PM

@smilies - *Nods* Those cookies are insane. 8D

awesomeness • 6 December 2011 at 7:05 PM

~~A Christmas Story~~
Part 6- 25
Chef: "Okay everyone! We have a Christmas dinner to prepare for! Cutie, Floppers! Where are you two Baistays?"
Cutie: "Right here sir!"
Chef:"Hmm? Where's Floppers?"
*Floppers bursts in, running like the wind*
Chef: "Floppers! You look white as a Ghosty! Sit down son, get a glass of water to drink!"
Floppers: "Huff, puff. No time! Lovliness... She.. WANTS TO HELP COOK!"
Cutie: *Gasp!* "No! She can't cook! Literally! Remember what happened with the turkey at Thanksgiving? Everyone was blowing chunks for a week! Chef, sir! What are we going to do? Loviness won't stop intill she gets her way..."
Chef: "Hm" *Walks dramtically to the window, and looks out of it, in deep thought*
"I have a plan. We must stall her. Floppers. Go give her ten dollars and tell her to go pick up some stuffing mix from the store."
Floppers: "But..There's a blizzard. All the stores are closed."
Chef: "Exactly. So-" *hands Floppers the money* "Go, hurry! Convince her! Everyone's taste buds are in your hands!"
Floppers: "You can count on me!" *Runs off*

pegasasu • 6 December 2011 at 8:09 PM

@taffy789

Is @awesomeness One of your sides?

taffy789 • 6 December 2011 at 8:14 PM

@pegasasu - Yes. 😊

pegasasu • 8 December 2011 at 7:25 AM

@taffy789

Love this SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much

taffy789 • 8 December 2011 at 6:17 PM

~~A Christmas Story~~
Part 7- 25
*In the Pumpkin Patch Outside the House*
Seeded: "Wow, the snow is getting pretty deep."
Anne: "TOO deep if you ask me. When our we going to be taken inside? If we don't, we might freeze!"
Curur: "I say there's a only a 12% chane Kelly forgot about us."
Jacks: "I say 87.5% of all stats are made-up"
Unlimited: "I'm warm. 😉 "
Seeded: "That's because you can control fire."
Unlimited: "Exactly! 8D"
Anne: 'That doesn't help all of us."
Pepa: "Pepo! Are we going to be okay?"
Pepo: "Don't worry my love, i'll keep you warm till the very end!"
Pepa: "Oh Pepo!"
Jacks: "Oh my gosh guys, get a room. >< "

pegasasu • 8 December 2011 at 7:13 PM

@taffy789

I wish I was as creative as you O_O

taffy789 • 12 December 2011 at 5:53 PM

~~A Christmas Story~~
Part 8-25
Lucen: "Hmm... I have to help out SOMEHOW... I KNOW! I'll get the Christmas Tree! And I can just use Bence the Treelar!" *Flys over to where Bence is, in the Living Room, holding a bunch off duct tape*
Lucen: "Bence.... Come here ya' little tree......" *Slaps Duct tape on him*
Bence: "*Freaks out* NOM! NOM! NOM!" *Runs off, scared*
Lucen: "Bence! Slow down!!" *Is also attached to the Treelar by the tape, and is being pulled after him*, out the door, into the blizzard*
Lovliness: "Hmm? Was that... Lucen being dragged into a blizzard by a raging Treelar?..... Oh well! ^^ Not MY problem, I have to go get the stuffing!" *Walks off*
~In the Pumpkin patch~
Seeded: "Wow."
Anne: "What is it?"
Seeded: "I just saw a Treelar covered in duct tape dragging a Luvlei though a bunch of snow. O_O "
Anne: "Oh, the snow's getting to your head, you silly Kinump. You're seeing things."
Seeded: *Laughing* "Yeah, you're probley right. 😉 "

awesomeness • 15 December 2011 at 7:21 PM

~~A Christmas Story~~
Part 9-25

Saffire: "Oh, Kelly... I have something to tell you...."
Me: "Not right now! I'm trying to string this popcorn together! But i'm not making any progess...."
Saffire: "O_o Maybe because there's a Drakmo on the otherside eating it all?"
Me: "WHUT." *Looks over* "FORCEFUL! This is for the tree!!!"
Forceful: "But i'm HUNGRY! And Chef won't let ANYONE into the kitchen! Not MY fault. >.>"
Me:"Fine, go eat our Chocob if you're that hungry."
Forceful: "YAY!" *Flys off*
Saffire: "Are you sure that's a good idea?"
Me: "Count can that care of himself. >< Besides, I have to take care of the tree, you Goblar."
Saffire: "Oh, speaking of trees.... I just saw Bence dragging Lucen off into the blizzard."
Me: "Oh that's nice.... WAIT, WHAT?!?"

pegasasu • 15 December 2011 at 7:31 PM

@taffy789

This is so funny!!!