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crescentfeather • 23 December 2011 at 11:54 AM

Lucen: "LE CHOKE!"

Me: *spit take*

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ladybugheart • 23 December 2011 at 11:59 AM

This is amusing. 8D

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taffy789 • 23 December 2011 at 12:05 PM

@live - She's come in later, because you requested. XD I'll give her a funny line. ^^

@crescentfeather - *Folds hands in a lawish fashion* We are not reponsible for any Bed Red on your keyboard because of this. Thank you.

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awesomeness • 23 December 2011 at 2:12 PM

~~Part 20~~
Saffire: *Looks at watch* "You know, we only have 5 days left to wrap up this story, we'd better get moving. O_o"
Me: "Right! Let's go! Everyone, make a run for the exit! 8D"
*Everyone stampedes towards exit*
Man: "Not so fast! D:<"
Me: "Darn. Why are you so obessed with catching us?"
Man: "Because.....*Pulls off ha and reveals he is bald* Your Luvlei INSULTED my bald head!"
Desires: *Chuckles* It IS kinda funny. XD"
Man: "D:"
Me:"Lucen. Just apoligize so we can get home."
Lucen: *Sigh* "Alright" *Floats over to the Man* "I'm- *Hits him over the head with a frying pan and steals his wallet, ganster style* "I GOT HIS WALLET LETS GO!!!"
Man: "Waffles? *Is knocked out*
Brownie: "That CAN'T be legal.... O_o"
Me: "At this point, who cares?"
Figment: "I don't."
Me""Anyway, lets go! *Runs*"

~~Back at the Kinump patch~~
Seeded: "Kind hasn't came back yet..."
Annee: "We're DOOMED! D:"
Unlimited: "'Cept me. 😉 "
Jacks: *has an awesome leather jacket on like always, but is still cold* "Shut up Unlimited. ><"
Curcur: "My statics say that there is now a 99.9999999999999999991/2 chance that they forgot about us. D:"
Jacks: "HMM, YOU THINK????"
Pepa: "Is this the end, Pepo?"
Pepo: "My darling, our love will continue even AFTER death!"
Pepa: "Pepo! ❤️"
Seeded: *Looks at them like "O_o"* "ANYWAY, I guess it's our time..... *Doom*
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pegasasu • 23 December 2011 at 2:19 PM

@taffy789 @awesomeness I actually did use Google Translate xD

Poor Kinumps!

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*reads a bunch of posts* LOL XD You're so strange! You should definitely be a playright! This is hilarious :0

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awesomeness • 23 December 2011 at 2:28 PM

@pegasasu - I was hoping people would. XD

@fluffy - Nah, I wanna make a Cartoon show for Nickalodeon! 8D

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@awsomeness @taffy789 lol you totally should, you should have your own sitcom and ask your creatures how they feel about the new hit show on Nick based on them 😋 that way you'll earn double the money XD

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taffy789 • 23 December 2011 at 2:31 PM

@fluffy - No, the show is about a mad scienctist and her tenant, which is also, sadly, her best and only friend. XD And her lab monkey, and guy named Bob. It's weird. ^^

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Strange.... oh then whopps. But you should definitely have your eggcave creatures act out the parts 😋 BUt anyways this was interesting and enjoyable 😋

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taffy789 • 23 December 2011 at 2:42 PM

@fluffy - This isn't the show dough. XD This is just off the top of my head. XD

~~Part 21~~

*Everyone is running away*
A voice from nowhere: "STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Saffire: "Who's that? O_O"
Voice: "Evil doers beware! The crime fighting duo is here to save the day!"
*A Snawler and Mekki appear out of nowhere, both female*
Snawler: "Theme Song! Go!"
*A little female Honk flys down, it is very small, and very cute looiking...*
Honk: *Starts to sing in a VERY deep MANLY voice that doesn't fit what it looks like*
"Snawler! Snawler!
Goin at the speed of light!
Crawler! Crawler!
Fightin crime at night!
In the daaaark!
(Scary)
With her Monkey friend/sidekick/assistant/thing
She helps destroooooy evil in the park
(Epic!)
PiratePete the bad guy always comes in to stop her
But then he says "NinjaJoe (kooksssh) I am your father!"
Then he gets beat up.
IT'S NINJAJOE AND KARATEKYLA!"
*The Honk flys away*
Me: "Uhh... WHUT? O_O"
NinjaJoe: We were the ones the Man called when he needed help! But, i'm a Snawler, and it took me around TWO hours to get here! 8D That's actually VERY FAST!"
KarateKyla: "Now, face our wrath! 😈"
Me: " ........Lets go guys." *Walks away*
NinjaJoe: "Hurry Kyla, they are getting away! Assume low speed chase!" *Starts chasing after the group of pets taht are just walking normal speed, but going very slowly behind them.*
KarateKyla: "I think we're catching up! 8D"
NinjaJoe: "Yeah! 8D"

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@taffy789 which just means that you're brilliant 😋

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smilies • 23 December 2011 at 3:09 PM

@taffy789 Yay, that would be the coolest thing ever, to have a friend who writes for Nickalodeon! 😃 'Cept I don't get the channel.... XD In a few years I guess.... XD

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taffy789 • 23 December 2011 at 7:16 PM

@smilies - Don't worry, I have to actually get an agent first. Owo

~~Part 22 ~~

*Still part of the slow speed chase in the snow*

Lucen: *Floating by Kelly slowly and screaming* "AHHHH!!! They're going to CATCH US!!! WATCH OUT FOR THAT PEBBLE! AND THAT STICK! THIS IS SO SUSPENCFUL!!!"
Me:*Sigh*
KarateKyla: *Is riding onto of NinjaJoe* "NinjaJoe! We're slowly about to crash into that tree! Nooo!!"
NinjaJoe: *Slowly inching towards the tree* "No!!! I'm going to fast to turn!! We're DOOMED! Kyla, save yourself!"
KarateKyla: "I'm not leaving my best friend!" *Hugs her shell*
NinjaJoe: "YOU FOOL! *Cries*
Figment: ".....This is pathetic."
Desires: "Agreed. T_T Lets go."
*Everyone walks away, a bit faster this time, to get away from the two "Superheroes".*
Lucen: "NOOO! They're going to crash! ;-;" *Covers eyes with paws* "I can't watch! D:"

~~~One walk later~~

Me: "Finally, our home is just over that hill! 8D We can finally celebrate Christmas! 8D"
*Walks over the hill*
Me: "What the-?"

(What was so shocking? STAY TUNED)

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smilies • 23 December 2011 at 7:56 PM

@taffy789 I don't hear no tune D:

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taffy789 • 23 December 2011 at 8:18 PM

@smilies - LISTEN HARDER! D:

~~Part 23 ~~ *Caught up, finally! ❤️*
*House is smoulder rubble, and burnt*
Saffire: "OUR HOUSE CAUGHT ON FIRE?!?!? O_O"
Me: "How?"
*Floppers and Cutie run up, covered in ash*
Floppers: "We were cooking the turkey-"
Cutie: "And this Grubbug bursted in-" *Holds up Kind*
Floppers: "And we left a rag by the oven, and kinda caught the whole house on fire."
Chef: "You TWO SHOULD PAY BATTER ATTENTION! D:<"
Cute & Floppers: "EEEP! Sorry Boss! D:"
Chef: "Don't let it happen again!"
Saffire: "How is SUPPOSED to happen again? O_o OUR HOUSE BURNT DOWN!!!!!!"
Me: "OH NO! What about everyone, did they get out okay! The eggs?"
*Firefighter shows up*
FF: "Everyone got out okay, Except for the eggs."
Me: "D:"
FF: "Those were rescued by this bRAVE BLIND GOLDOX, who rushed in after them, risking his own life, and got them all out safely. ^^"
Me: "Stream?!?"
Stream: "Who's useless now?😃 "
Me: "Seems that I misjudged you, hmm? 😉 "
Stream: "Yep. I forgive your stupidity. 😊 "
Me: T_T "THANKS."
Seeded: *Is being carried by a FireFighter* "KELLY! YOU FORGOT ABOUT US WE ALMOST FROZE! D:"
Me: "I didn't forget.. I always bring you in on Christmas Eve. O_o You guys just forget every year and freak out..."
Annee: "...... Really? .. Err, we'll try to remember next year, okay? ><;"
Me: "T_T SURE YOU WILL."
Saffire: "So... what are we going to do? D:"
Me: "*Sigh* We need a miracle..."

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smilies • 23 December 2011 at 8:21 PM

@taffy789 I SO saw that coming XD
But you forget, you don't have a house; you have a COVE. those don't burn down n_n'

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taffy789 • 23 December 2011 at 8:25 PM

@smilies -In MY world, I have a HOUSE. XD I ain't going sleep in no cove. XD

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randomness • 24 December 2011 at 12:23 PM

~~ Part 24 ~~
Lucen: " I KNOW!" *Floats backwards*
"In those soppy Christmas specials, everyone sings a Christmas song, and everything gets better again! 8D"
Desires: "Oh please.... no..."
Lucen: *Tone deaf* *To the tune pf "Jingle Bells"*"CRASHING THOUGH THE SNOW, ON A PAIR OF BROKEN SKIS, OVER THE HILLS I GO, CRASHING INTO TREES-"
FireFlame: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDING! D:"
Stream: "I think I just went deaf too. X:"
Desires: *Covers Lucen's mouth*
Lucen : "MMFAMFSM" *Licks Desires' hand*
Desires: "EWWWWW!! D:"
Lucen: "Look! There's a light coming over the hill! *Points*
Steam: *Turns in a full circle* "Where?'
Me: "You're right! Maybe it's a Christmas Angel!"
Lucen: *Frowns* "More like DEVIL." *hides*
*Love the Luvlei flys over the hill, holding a flashlight*
Love: *Flys over to Lucen* "Hello CALCULATOR." *Smirks*
Lucen: "That name doesn't even make any sense! D:"
Love: "Oh well then, TRADER4."
Lucen: "That was my name BEFORE I was named Lucen! D: Don't mock me. ><"
Me: "Love, why are you here? Shouldn't you be with @live ?"
Love: "I just came over send my season's greetings, but it looked like you managed to burn down your house. 😋 Stinks for you! 😈 *leaves*"
Figment: "Great. Now we have no food, no house, and it's COLD."
Me: "Shutup Figment!"
Figment: "What? Are you going to "Throw me outside" again?!?"
Me: "More like off a cliff."
Figment: "D:"

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qwaszx • 24 December 2011 at 12:26 PM

The theme song I wrote! 8D

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randomness • 24 December 2011 at 12:33 PM

@qwaszx - Yep! 8D

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qwaszx • 24 December 2011 at 12:37 PM

@randomness Lol! ^.^ Countinue... *looks at you*😋

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taffy789 • 24 December 2011 at 12:42 PM

@qwaszx - I'll continue more tommorrow. owo

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qwaszx • 24 December 2011 at 12:44 PM

XD I hope I'll be on 😉

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*Laughs evily* XD Your story is so funneh

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pegasasu • 24 December 2011 at 7:45 PM

"'AHHHH!!! They're going to CATCH US!!! WATCH OUT FOR THAT PEBBLE! AND THAT STICK! THIS IS SO SUSPENCFUL!!!'"

" Figment: "What? Are you going to "Throw me outside" again?!?"
Me: "More like off a cliff."
Figment: "D:" "

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taffy789 • 25 December 2011 at 4:05 PM

~~Part 25 Part:1 (Yes, if Harry Potter and Twilight can do it, SO CAN I! 😈 ) ~~

Firefighter: "Uhh, Miss? We found something in the basement of the house....."
Me: "What? We don't have a basement...."
*A Tine, covered in soot walks up to Kelly, sniffing at the fact she's totally black with soot.*
Skittle: *very nicely* "Hello there. 😊"
Me: "WE HAD A TINE IN OUR BASEMENT?!? O_O"
Skittle: "Locked in there, actually. *Sniff* I've been in there for awhile now, stuck. Thankfully, I have an immortal soul."
Lucen: "I don't like the looks for this..... 😱" *Glomps on Skittle's' face* "There's only room for ONE Valentine's day creature here buster! Luvlei super swat, GO!" *Starts swatting Skittle with his paws, rather pathetically*
Skittle: "There, there. I mean you no harm. But wait- did you say... Valentine's Day? *Stiffens* I-HATE-VALENTINE'S DAY! As a Tine born on the 13th of Feburary, I find Valentine's Day SICKENING! I WILL DESTORY IT, I SWEAR! And anyone who DARES to get in my way! *Foams at the mouth*"
Me: "How cute! ❤️"
Firefighter: "..... We should leave now. O_O *Leaves*"
Figment: "NICE. ANOTHER pyscho....."
Lucen: "Makes me look timid! 8D I like her! But I feel like my status as favorite is being threatened..... I must hone my NINJA SKILLZ and defeat her! >8D"
Desires: "I'm SURROUNDED by idiots.... T_T"
Brownie: "You and me both. ><;"

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smilies • 25 December 2011 at 4:20 PM

@taffy789 Bwahaha, Skittle ❤️

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taffy789 • 25 December 2011 at 4:28 PM

@smilies - yeah, she acts all nice but is really a manic. XD A ruthless chicka. XD

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smilies • 25 December 2011 at 5:15 PM

@taffy789 Of course XD

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