Boredness~~

taffy789 • 15 December 2011 at 7:44 PM

~~A Christmas Story~~
Part 10-25

Me: "Okay...so..let me get this straight.... Our CRAZY, PYSCHO, INSANE Luvlei is MISSING?!?"
Saffire: "Correct."
Me: *Sigh* "Okay, let's go get him. But first, we need to go get Smores, that Obarn is good at going though Blizzards. I think he's at the Egg Hatchery."
*Walks to the Egg hatchery*
Stream: "Hmm? Who's there?" *Sniffs the air* "Oh! Kelly! Saffire!"
Me: "Stream? Why are YOU watching the eggs?"
Stream: "Oh, because Smores said he needed a break, and put me in charge."
Me: "Who leaves a BLIND GOLDOX in charge of a bunch of FRAGILE, BREAKABLE, EGGS?!?"
Smores: "Me!"
Me: " >:C"
Smores: "Hey. I NEEDED that break. Now lets go find that Luvlei I heard you screaming about."

smilies • 16 December 2011 at 3:15 AM

@taffy789 He'd come back from the grave anyway, just to annoy you >o< So spare yourself the trouble X)

taffy789 • 16 December 2011 at 6:18 PM

@smilies - Zombies aren't cuddly dough. D:

~~A Christmas Story~~
Part 11-25

~~In the Blizzard~~
Smores *Flying*: "Ahh, I see tracks in the snow! This way!"
Figment: "This is too COLDDD. Why did you bring me along with you?"
Saffire: "News flash, YOU came along because you WANTED TO. We were actually trying to AVOID YOU."
Figment: "......"
Smores: "PWNED."
Me: "OKAY...... Anyhow, Smores, why do the tracks lead?"
Smores: "Oh! Into the Treelar Raisery!"
Me: "Hmm, Bence wanted to hide in there, lets go see if that man who owns it would let us look inside. Any SENSABLE person would let us...."
~10 minutes later~
Man: "No."
Saffire *Hands on hips*: "Why EXACTLY not?!?"
Man: "Because i'm not sensable. Also, your Luvlei came though here, and rattled up all my Treelars, causing them to flee everywhere. So I locked 'em up."
Me: "Then can get Lucen and Bence back....?"
Man: "Not unless you pay me 1,000,000,000,000 EC for the damages."
Me: "What damages cost THAT much?"
Man:" *Sniffs* My PRIDE!" *Slams door*
Everyone: "......."
Smores: "Oh WELL! We tried. Let 'em rot. 😉"
Me: "No!!..... Wait, that's a pretty good idea!"
Saffire: "Wait, WHAT? You're just going to leave Lucen and Bence....?"
Me: "Yep."
Figment: "Good plan."

pegasasu • 17 December 2011 at 12:32 PM

"Who leaves a BLIND GOLDOX in charge of a bunch of FRAGILE, BREAKABLE, EGGS?!?"

xD

taffy789 • 17 December 2011 at 6:59 PM

~~A Christmas Story~~
Part 12-25

~~At home~~
Saffire: "You just can't... LEAVE THEM!"
Me:*Sipping hot chocolate* Oh, oh yes I can."
Saffire: "But, you-you- just CAN'T!!"
Me: "I believe it's possible."
Saffire: "Lucen loves you."
Me: "He's a handful and a idiot."
Saffire: "Bence is part of your Treelar collection."
Me:" I can always get more."
Saffire: "We're all family."
Me: "You're adopted."
Saffire: "Ohana means "Family". Family means no one gets left behind- Wait, i'm WHAT?!? O_o"
Me:"Hmm, where's that story i've been writing?" *Looks around* "I'm SURE I left it on this desk...."
*Finds note*
"Dear Kelly, I took your story so I could read it, and I hide it some where. Love, Lucen."
Me: "..... WE GOT TO GET THAT LUVLEI BACK! ASSEMBLE THE TROOPS!"
Saffire* Flys after me* "WAIT! Did you just say I was ADOPTED?!?!? D: "

smilies • 19 December 2011 at 2:12 PM

@taffy789 Darn it! D:

taffy789 • 19 December 2011 at 2:32 PM

@smilies XD Lucen loves me... or just the cupcakes I make him. T_T

*In the living room*
Me: *In an soldier outfit* "Okay, here's the plan!" *Hits chalkboard behind me with a ruler*
"First, we trek though the snow using Forceful as our heater and flashlight. Second, we get to the Treelar Hatchery, and get Smores to fly Darrin over the fence. Being a masterlocksmith, Darrin will unlock the gate for us. Fireflame and Figment will take care of any guards using their fighting skills."
Figment: "NOT A FAN OF THIS PLAN."
FireFlame: *Breaths fire on Figment* "BUDDIE!"
Me:"Then we find where Lucen and Bence are being held using NightSky the Terron's vision-"
Night: "I WILL SAVE MY FRIEND LUCEN!"
Me:"And then we sneak out, and I will strangle Lucen intill he tells me where he hid my story. Oh! And Desires, Trindar teh Yeep, SteamPunk the Caiman, Chef, Brownie, and Saffire are also coming!"
Desires: "...Why?"
Me: "Because I said so. ><"
Saffire:*Spit take*"Wait... is this story... actually getting a PLOT?!?"
Me: "*Shrug* I guess so. And no more breaking the 4th wall UNLESS I SAY SO."
Brownie: "What are you guys talking about?"
Saffire: "Wait, are you and me the only ones-?"
Me: "Uh, Lucen knows too."
Brownie: "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?!? O_o"

pegasasu • 19 December 2011 at 5:17 PM

xD xD xD ❤️

taffy789 • 20 December 2011 at 2:53 PM

~~A Christmas Story~~
Part 14-25 *Is very behind*

Chef: "Cutie, Floppers, I need you to take care of the kitchen while i'm gone!"
Cutie:" You can count on me sir!"
Floppers: "Me too, sir!"
Me: "Okay, everyone, move out!"
Stream: "Wait up!"
Me: "Hmm? Whatm Stream?"
Stream: " I want to help!"
Me: "Haha, sorry, you're blind."
Stream: "Please?"
Me: *Sigh* "Fine. But if you get lost, it's not MY problem."
Stream: "Huzzah! 8D"
~~
*In the Kinump Patch*
Seeded: "Weird... Not I think I see everyone from the house in war paint marching though the snow. O_o"
Anne: "Probley just your imagination."
Curcur: "I now say there's about a 34.88% chance they've forgot about us."
Jacks: "I wouldn't worry too much Curcur. Just come join me and Unlimited for some poker."
Unlimited: "Nah, he can count cards."
Jacks: "I thought that only worked in Blackjack?"
Seeded: "Seriously guys, we need to figure out a way to get inside before we freeze..."
Kind: "Bark, bark!"
Seeded: "KIND! It's our guard Grubbug!"
Curcur: "AHHHHHH!!!! Grubbugs EAT Kinumps! *Faints*"
Kind: *Licks him to wake him up*
Curcur: *Wakes up* "AHHHHH!!! He's testing out how I taste! *faints again*
Seeded: *Sigh* "Kind, go get help for us please."
Kind: "ROWF!" *Runs off*
Anne: "I hope that was a yes."
Jacks: "O_o Why does that Grubbug bark like a dog?"

pegasasu • 20 December 2011 at 5:16 PM

Yes, Grubbugs make dog noises 8D

crescentfeather • 20 December 2011 at 5:25 PM

@taffy789 GENIUS OTL

taffy789 • 21 December 2011 at 11:40 PM

~Part 15~

Night: "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz! We hear he is a Wiz of a wiz for whatever wiz of was. For whatever the wiz there is a wiz, and something, something, something,- Because, because, BECAUSE! Of what a wonderful piz-ARGHHNMNJKNBNJGHH."
Me: "What a tounge twister, aye?"
Night: "Yeah. T_T Let me start again-"
Everyone: "NO!"
Night: "D: Are you saying I can't sing?"
Figment: "Yes."
Night: *About to cry*
Saffire: "No, we weren't saying you can't sing! We were just saying that, that- Oh! We were already at the Treelar Raisery!"
Night: "Oh yeah, we are here!"
Saffire: "Really? O_o I was just making up an excuse..."
Night: "What was that?"
Saffire: "Oh, nothing. ^^;"
Night: "Mmkay! 😊"
Saffire: "Whew..."
Me: "Okay, now, let's do an B&E!!! 8D"
Fireflame: "Bacon and Eggs? 8D"
Me: "No. T_T Breaking and entering. I got it off a Dane Cook comedy sketch....."
Fireflame: "A WHAT? O_o"
Me: "Oops, broke the fourth wall again, didn't I. Mentioned something outside od Eggcave.....? ><;"
Brownie: "The WHAT?"
Saffire: "Oh my gosh guys, not this again. T_T"

bobiscool • 21 December 2011 at 11:59 PM

Awesome! XD

taffy789 • 22 December 2011 at 12:13 AM

~~Part 16~~

Me: "Now before we start this break in, we should have the proper music!" *Gets out radio and starts playing James Bond music.* "Okay, NOW we can break in! 8D And it's going to be totally awesome, kick butt, action nonstop! And we will be totally cool and totally not skip over it like they do on some stories!"
~One break in later~
*Everyone is in a very large cage*
Man: "Well, well, ye thought ye could break in, aye?"
Me: "How did we get caught anyway? We remembered to disarm the lasers..."
Saffire: "And we beat up that dinosuar guarding the keys."
Desires: "Not to mention that HUGE chase scene thoughout the trees, with the flamethrower...."
Me: "Yeah, that was fun. I SURE DO FEEL BAD FOR ANYONE THAT MISSED OUT ON EVERY DETAIL OF THAT."
*Everyone turns to look at your computer screen for a moment before turning back*
Me: "ANYWAY, you won't get away with this!"
Man: "Well, considering YOU were the ones breaking in, shouldn't I have a right to detain you here intill I can call the cops? O_o"
Me: "Oh yeah." *Looks at self in mirror* "I WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!"
Man: "O_O Is your whole family like this?"
Desires: "Pretty much."
Brownie: "Basically."
Stream: "Hey, where are we? I really have no idea where we are. O_o" *Starts nomming on a metal bar of the cage* "Is this a candycane?" *Nom Nom Nom*

awesomeness • 22 December 2011 at 12:31 AM

~~Part 17~~

*The Man has left. It has been two hours*

Me: "How long has we been IN HERE?!? D:"
Desires: "I'd say for about two hours, fourteen minutes, and 12 seconds. 13..14....15.."
Figment: "Is anyone going to stop Stream from nomming on that metal bar?? O-O"
Me: *Shrug* "Maybe he can chew his way out. If he wasn't blind, then he could just TRICK the Man into letting us out."
Stream: *Stops nomming the bar* "So now it's MY fault for being born blind? O_o"
Me: "Yes."
Saffire: "D: Not cool bro."
SteamPunk: "MAYBE WE CAN EAT THE BARS. RAWRDEBARLG."
Trindar: "YES. EAT EVERYTHING!"
Chef: "Why do they YELL when they talk? *Sigh* I could be making DINER right now...."
Stream: "MY FAULT for being BLIND?!? That's it, i'm leaving. D: *Hurt*"
Me: "How are supposed to do that?"
Darrin: *Eating a corndog*"Oh! He could just slip though the bars of the cage, like I did to go get that corndog! 8D"
Me: "Darrin. What. Did. You. Just. Say?"
Darrin: "Corndog?"
Me: "Before that. T_T"
Darrin: "Slip though the bars... OH. ......I'll go pick the lock now."
Me: "You do that."
Stream: "Leaving now.T_T *Leaves*"

haunted • 22 December 2011 at 7:13 AM

@taffy789 Nice.😊

smilies • 22 December 2011 at 2:25 PM

@taffy789 ROTFL, what's a CORNDOG??? XD XD XD

taffy789 • 22 December 2011 at 2:37 PM

@smilies - A sausage wrapped in this corn-like stuff that is deep fried so it's nice and crunchy. ^^ And it's on a stick. ^^

smilies • 22 December 2011 at 2:51 PM

@taffy789 Sounds like a hotdog. 'Cept we use BATTER 😃

rawrcookies08 • 22 December 2011 at 2:56 PM

@taffy789 O M GEEEEE!!!!! I need to write one of these myself!! x3

taffy789 • 22 December 2011 at 3:00 PM

@smilies - I MEANT batter. XD It's still made from cornish-like stuff. XD

Our hotdogs are sausage in a hotdog bun, which is basically a folded piece of bread! 8D

Wait... is this kinda like how you call fries chips and chips crisps? WHY IS THE LANGUAGES SO CONFUZZLING? ;-; *Cries*

rawrcookies08 • 22 December 2011 at 3:06 PM

@smilies You really don't know what a corndog is? THERE ARE NO CORNDOGS IN ENGLAND!?! 😱
I'm so very sorry for you. ☹️

taffy789 • 22 December 2011 at 3:09 PM

~Part 18~

Me: *Stretching* "Now lets go find Lucen!"
Saffire: "But that can take FOREVER! D:"
Desires: "Hey look, a conviently place map that shows us where the Man is keeping Lucen and Bence!"
Saffire: "That was...convient... O_o"
~One Map later~
Me: "LUCEN! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
*Lucen and Bence are in a cage*
Lucen: "I love you too! 😊"
Darrin: *trying to pick the lock* "It's no good."
Desires: "Hey look! A conviently place instruction book on how to pick those types of locks!"
Figment: "it's in German..."
Desires: "Hey look, a German to Italian dictonary!"
Saffire: "None of us can read Italian..."
Desires: "Hey look! A "Learning Italain in 3 minutes to Rescue Trapped Ark Creatures in Cages from that evil Man that Owns that Treelar Raisery for Idiots" book!"
Saffire: "What the....... O_o"
Me: "This is VERYYY convient.... Now if we only had a regular dictionary so I could learn how to spell "Convient" correctly... T_T"
Lucen: "Ha, you broke the fourth wall again. 8D"
Brownie: "The WHAT?!? O_o"
Saffire: *Facepalm* "Oh my God. T_T Seriously guys?"

smilies • 22 December 2011 at 3:20 PM

@taffy789 Ooh right, I don't really like those hotdogs 😋 We call them American Hotdogs XD

And actually, we just call them both chips most of the time 😋 Sometimes we call those ones fries if we're in a cafe, and sometimes we call the packet ones "chippies", but yah 😋

@rawrcookies08
And I'm not in England 😋

rawrcookies08 • 22 December 2011 at 3:21 PM

@smilies Oh! Lol. Oops 😋

taffy789 • 22 December 2011 at 3:26 PM

@smilies - I love those hotdogs. XD My sis hates them though. DX

Okay, that makes sense. 😉 *Not really, cough cough.* XD Just kiding, i get it! \owo/

pegasasu • 23 December 2011 at 9:21 AM

@smilies

I love british people! 8D Oh wait, Western Sahara... Is that, like, Cuba? *Isreallybadatgeorgraphy*

taffy789 • 23 December 2011 at 11:40 AM

~~Part 19~~

*The cage is unlocked*
Lucen: YAY! I'M FREEEE!!!" *Zooms around, flying*
Me: "Yeah, yeah, that's all VERY good, but now-" *Grabs Lucen* "Where's my story?!?!?"
Lucen: "Oh... I ATE IT! ^^ For safe keeping!"
Me: ".............
D:< WHAT!!!!! I'm going to- *Starts speaking Italain*UCCIDERE VOI-VOI PAZZESCO LUVLEI!!"
Lucen: "IO SCUSA!! D:"
Me: " 'IO SCUSA' e NON BENE ABBASTANZA!!!" *Straggles him*
Lucen: "LE CHOKE!"
Saffire: "Calma giu, Kelly. Non la sua colpa. Lui e un idiota."
Me: *Sigh* Voi sono destra.... *Stops strangling him*
Lucen: "Le WHEW, 8D"
Figment: "O_o You probley just annoyed EVERYONE reading this. T_T Now they have to go to freaking Google translate.
Me: "You know about the fourth wall too? 😱 "
Figment: " I. KNOW. EVERYTHING."
Everyone: "O_o"

Deleted • 23 December 2011 at 11:47 AM

Were is mah luvlei on @linpug! She wants to come ovar to see her calculater brother!
@taffy789
@awesomeness

Deleted • 23 December 2011 at 11:49 AM

Heh heh. I actually did have to go to Google Translate. 8D