Weekly Cove Stories!

Deleted • 8 February 2012 at 11:13 AM

I'm making weekly Cove stories. Simple enough, right?
So. I'll be creating stories every week, unless I am unable to do so that week. If so, I'll let you know. If not and I forget, ping me, and a story is typed!😊 As soon as I get home and this topic has a comment, I'll post the story 😉
EDIT: Since that didn't work, I'll just be typing a story when severely pressured- courtesy of @bribri1114845 -, when I feel the time is right, or when the people speak 😉

@taffy789
@pegasasu

Deleted • 8 February 2012 at 11:21 AM

cool

ieatburgers • 8 February 2012 at 6:01 PM

Post post post! 😃 Can I has a stowy?

Deleted • 8 February 2012 at 10:29 PM

@ieatburgers

First story!😊


On the night before Thursday...


Me: Alright, everyone! Time for bed! Immortals, to the left, eggs to the right, Claddagh and Pillow, you're with the eggs tonight. Duffie, set up a guard, and the rest of you know what to do.

Balinor: Hey, hey AJ! Can I sleep on your bed tonight? Please?

Me: Bal, you do every night. Why can't you go sleep with your other immortal friends over there?

Balinor: No. I have a dog bed on your bed, and hot cocoa on your nightstand. I'm not leaving. *pouts*

Me: Ok, fine. But tomorrow you have to stand guard over the hatchlings...

........
The next morning...


Balinor: AJ! AJ! AJ!

Me: *yawning* Wha...?

Balinor: Um... Haha, you see, I kinda fell asleep on guard, and now the eggs are gone.

Me: Oh, that's nice... Wait, you WHAT?!

Balinor: Haha...

Me: We've got to get them back! No more watching NCIS for you, mister.

Balinor: But I LIKE NCIS!😱

Me: Too bad. OK, everyone! We've got 20 creatures on the loose! Let's go find them! *phone rings*
Oh, hand on a sec, guys. I gotta take this.

Creepy phone voice: HELLO, AJ. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TRACE THIS CALL. I'VE STOLEN YOUR CREATURES, AND YOU'LL NEVER GET THEM BACK! *hangs up*

Tuff-Puff: Man, that's cold...

Me: Don't be a smarty, Tuffy.

Duffie: We've traced the call! Come on! To all phone booths in Ark City! 8D


To be continued next week...

birdielikestomatos • 8 February 2012 at 10:36 PM

What!? A cliffhanger!? O_O NOOOO! *Goes and subscribes to topic*

ieatburgers • 9 February 2012 at 1:53 AM

@choocolate NU! NAWT A CLIFF HANGER! ☹️

smilies • 9 February 2012 at 2:40 AM

It's kinda similar, but what the heck .x.

han • 13 February 2012 at 7:56 AM

@smilies
*points to your status*
Yep. To have smilies, we just gotta have lies first. 😸


@choocalate
Don't hang me on a cliff.
I want to hear the rest of the story *whining baby voice* ^-^

Deleted • 16 February 2012 at 9:35 PM

Cliff-hanger killers to the rescue! Maybe.


~*At Ark City*~

Duffie: Right! So! Search all phone booths, and download the recent calls! Any questions?
Chistyi: Is Ark City really small, or is it just me?
Clovic: It's neither. You're eyes are just really big.
Chistyi: You're so mean! T.T
Clovic: It's true!😱
Me: Both of you, shut up, and go find some phone booths to raid. Everyone else already cleared out! *crosses arms*
Clovic: This is your fault, you know.
Chistyi: No. *pouts* Go jump in a phone booth.
Cricketo: *jumps on both of them* Come on! Duffie's found the booth where the snatcher made the call. You two are just being stupid. *is talking to Clovic and walks into wall*
Me: ...Are all my cove creatures lunatics? Pillow juggles fireballs and Balinor's obsessed with enchiladas. And Blow plays with explosives. Blackcherry? Your opinon?
Blackcherry: Takes a lunatic to know a lunatic. 😊
Me: ...You're no help. >< But, *sigh* let's get walking.

~*At the phone booth where the snatcher made the call*~

Duffie: How do we make this story hilarious?
Dreigha: Not our fault the writer had no sense of humor.
Me: e_O You DO know I'm standing right here?
Spruce: I did. And Balinor wants enchiladas.
Balinor: I am the KING of ENCHILADAS. YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT ME IN MY QUEST FOR LUNCH!😸
Me: Bal, we're not trying to stop you. Look around.
Everyone: *standing* O_O
Me: *gives 200 EC to Balinor* Go buy an enchilada. Go, go now, child. *is speaking softly*

Deleted • 16 February 2012 at 9:37 PM

@choocalate: this is a super cool idea. xD

Deleted • 20 February 2012 at 9:48 AM

@taffy789
@pegasasu


Me: OK, everyone! Bubbles has taken the phone down to her lab to run tests on the fingerprints! While we wait for results, we're gonna find traces of our creatures, and STEAL THEM BACK! 8D
Wolven: Hey, Chickie? Isn't stealing a crime in some countries?
Me: Well, um... Yeah, but since our creatures were stolen from us first, we're in the clear.
Wolven: Then why are we all being tossed in a truck by policemen?
Me: What? *suddenly notices policemen* Crapola. -_-

~*In jail*~

Me: *Banging on the bars* We're innocent, I tell you! Innocent!😱
Cryptonym: Well, look where that's gotten us. *sigh*
Me: Look, just because the snatcher spared you doesn't mean you get to strut around bragging.
Lentin: I know he's strutting around. His tails are tickling my nose. >o< *has eyes closed*
Manhako: He's bragging. I heard him hours ago.
Cryptonym: Unfair accusations! I'm over here, and your eyes are closed!☹️
Lentin: *squeaks one eye open* It's Cobra.😸
Cobra: Of course it's me, you twit. You sound funny when you sneeze. X3
Lentin: o_O *sneezes*
Me: *sigh* What a wonderful world, eh? Balinor? *sits up* Hey, has anyone seen Balinor?
Tuff-Puff: I didn't know he was missing!😱😸
Victor: Are you hoping he'll come rescue us? 'Cause not to burst your bubble or anything, but he's a loon. He has no brain. ()_()
*rustling noises and Balinor drops from the ceiling*
Me: BALINOR?! I thought you were dead!😱 *hugs* How did you get here? You weren't captured by police, were you?

penguin-lover • 20 February 2012 at 10:13 AM

Victor: Are you hoping he'll come rescue us? 'Cause not to burst your bubble or anything, but he's a loon. He has no brain. ()_()
*rustling noises and Balinor drops from the ceiling*

LOL! So funny! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD Lurv. ❤️

Deleted • 20 February 2012 at 10:29 AM

@choocalate
love love love
I ❤️ NCIS too!

pegasasu • 20 February 2012 at 10:33 AM

@choocalate

You remembered to pingeth me! 8D ❤️

Deleted • 20 February 2012 at 10:36 AM

@pegasasu
How could I forget 😉

@swimforlife

Go Team Gibbs! 😋😊

Deleted • 20 February 2012 at 10:37 AM

@choocalate
*McGee Head Slap*
For sure! Love Zeva! 😉

pegasasu • 20 February 2012 at 10:37 AM

@choocalate

A mind wiping enchilada could've made you forget.

Deleted • 20 February 2012 at 10:37 AM

continue~ 😃

Deleted • 20 February 2012 at 10:38 AM

@swimforlife
Ziva.
But yes. Oh, did you see the Lucky Ducky Marathon? It was on Saturday!😊

@pegasasu
Balinor sayeth: YAY! ENCHILADAS! 8D

Deleted • 20 February 2012 at 10:40 AM

@choocalate, no I didn't was it good??
*McGee Head Slaps Self*

pegasasu • 20 February 2012 at 10:49 AM

@balinor

Not just enchiladas. Mind wiping enchiladas. I presume that with mind wiping enchiladas, one would be able to take over the world =3

Deleted • 20 February 2012 at 10:51 AM

@swimforlife
Some of it was odd at parts, and it's DiNozzo who gets smacked, but yeah. It was good.😊

Continuing. @belilalas_25 😉

Balinor: Nope!😸 I got tired of eating 23784182645 enchiladas by myself, so I went looking for you guys, found your scent, and dropped from the ceiling!😊
Victor: I stand corrected. Apparently, his brain is the size of a gumball.
Spruce: Watch, it'll get better.
Me: So... how exactly did you get in here?
Balinor: I fell from the ceiling. Don't forget, I AM the King of Enchiladas 😉
Me: Right, so can you get us out?
Balinor: No. Not unless I can stand on Wintree's head.😃
Wintree: No. Nu-uh. Not going to happen.

~*Five minutes later Wintree is pinned against the wall with Balinor on her head*~

Wintree: Can you hurry up and jump out of the skylight already? My head hurts.
Balinor: Made it! *Is on top of the jail cell*
Me: OK! Now, quietly, jump down and get the guard's keys. *points to sleeping guard*
Balinor: Gotcha. *jumps onto guard who wakes up*
Guard: Wha...? Hey! You! Give those keys back! *chases Balinor*

~*Two minutes later*~

Me: I thought I told you to do it quietly and jump BESIDE him?
Balinor: Not my fault he woke up!😱
Me: Yes it is! You could've gotten us out and we could be free right now!😱
Balinor: Calm down, calm down. I got his keys!8D
Me: Great. Now he just needs to fall asleep again. -_-
Melvonia: *watches the guard's drool* He's drooling. I think he's asleep.

penguin-lover • 20 February 2012 at 11:09 AM

@pegasasu
*poke poke* Pegasus. X)

Deleted • 20 February 2012 at 11:15 AM

@choocalate yay xD Now to wait... >_> *hates waiting*

Deleted • 20 February 2012 at 11:29 AM

@belilalas_25
@pegasasu
@penguin-lover
@swimforlife

Berrick: Here, give me the keys. *unlocks
Me: I never knew you were a locksmith!😱
Berrick: I'm not.😊
Me: ...Right... Ok! Quietly, we're all gonna bust out of here and tiptoe to the door! 8D
*Entire cove busts out*
Me: This is too easy. Everyone, run screaming to the door!😊
*Everyone runs screaming to the door*
Guard: STOP RIGHT THERE! *Has heroic look on face*😃
Allecka: *Tramples heroic guard* Two points for the donkey!😸


~*After a brief round of commotion, we're all back at the cove*~

Me: *Dressed in camo* This is serious. *pacing* It's been hours, and we've gotten nowhere! Any suggestions that involve crushing the snatcher to u pulp after we've found the creatures?
Blest: We can crush him to a pulp?😊
Me: *Glare*
Bubbles: OR we can match the fingerprints I found on the phone to the snatcher, find out where he's keeping the hatchlings, and through his psycho butt in the brig! 8D
Me: I vote for Bubbles' idea! Where to, Bubbs?
Bubbles:
P. Sherman
42 Wallaby Way
Sidney😸
Me: OK... Let's get going!
*creatures jump into helicopters and fly off, leaving me and Balinor*
Balinor: What about us?😱
Me: Oh, we're taking the convertible. *Gestures to a LOVELY back convertible*

~*Two minutes later Balinor and I are driving in the car listening to my tunes*~😊😸

ilovedogs • 20 February 2012 at 11:43 AM

@choocalate

I made a sad poem can i show yall? its like the best poem thing ive ever done 😊

Deleted • 20 February 2012 at 1:45 PM

@ilovedogs

Of course you can show us 😉

ilovedogs • 20 February 2012 at 5:47 PM

One Life Dies To Fuel Another. One Life Dies To Teach Those Who Do Not Know. Few Live On Only To Die Later.

That was my sad poem hope you liked it 😃 lol

@Choocalate
and
@the rest of you people lol

Deleted • 21 February 2012 at 8:49 AM

@ilovedogs
Nice! Sad, but nice.😊

monkeymoo993 • 21 February 2012 at 8:58 AM

@choocalate

omg this story is so good!!!!!!!!!! 😊