Destroy a wish! >:D

ushafuse • 21 March 2017 at 7:11 AM

@solar
Granted, but they won't hire you :v

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

katrinwolf • 21 March 2017 at 8:17 AM

@ushafuse Granted! But you wrote the most retarded sappy flick ever! "Still a better love story than Twilight" is not a thing anymore, your book is the new meme!

I wish I had auto-passed all my exams.

zorana_dragon • 30 March 2017 at 8:04 AM

Granted, but the data was erased!

I wish school wasn't boring halve the time.

moonypancake • 31 March 2017 at 9:44 PM

@zorana_dragon
Granted, but you are forced to go to school every day and every hour until the life passes from your body.

I wish that there really was a man called the Doctor, running around with a blue box that is his TARDIS.

flowerlynx • 31 March 2017 at 10:37 PM

@moonypancake
Granted, but he doesn't actually do anything. He just... runs around.

I wish I could fly...

degong • 31 March 2017 at 10:39 PM

@flowerlynx

Granted, but every time you flew somewhere you would be transported back to where you used to be.

I wish I could go to sleep easier.

ushafuse • 2 April 2017 at 8:03 AM

@degong Granted, but you never woke up.

I wish it was a Friday.

dragonii • 13 April 2017 at 2:43 PM

@ushafuse granted, but it will always be Friday and school is 2 hours longer. 😸

I wish I could fly.

katrinwolf • 13 April 2017 at 3:56 PM

@dragonii
Granted, but you can't get lower than 500m above earth now!
I wish I could memorize every schoolbook I read in an instant.

leafstarofskyclan • 13 April 2017 at 3:59 PM

@katrinwolf

Granted, but you would forget it as soon as you memorized it perfectly.

I wish I could meet Kathryn Johnson.

Deleted • 17 April 2017 at 10:43 PM

@leafstarofskyclan

Granted, but you get so humiliated you can never show your face around the whole world.

I wish there was no school.

iris1929578 • 22 April 2017 at 7:27 PM

Granted, but you get homeschooled!

I wish I could get famous.

Deleted • 28 April 2017 at 10:40 PM

@iris1929578

Granted, but your fans turn on you.

I wish I could speak animal.

iris1929578 • 28 April 2017 at 11:24 PM

Granted, but the animals are still scared of you and run away, not knowing. @happysappy
I wish I could run a shop.

kupitu • 29 April 2017 at 12:22 PM

Granted, but nobody comes, and you get horrid reviews from your only customers.
I wish for a tiny cloud friend. Dont ask.

Deleted • 29 April 2017 at 1:18 PM

Granted, but he/she evaporates.

I wish for angry pumpkin men.

Deleted • 29 April 2017 at 1:22 PM

Granted, but they die.

I wish I could have all the Warriors. (Book series by Erin Hunter.)

iris1929578 • 29 April 2017 at 5:34 PM

Granted, but here comes a flood and ruins them.
@happysappy
I wish I could have almost every job. (I do)

kupitu • 29 April 2017 at 8:42 PM

Granted, but your fired from each and every one of them and you wind up poor and homeless and everything is bad.
I wish for world peace.

iris1929578 • 29 April 2017 at 9:44 PM

Granted, but then a fight breaks out from France and we have world war |||.
I wish nobody would die at a young age.

Deleted • 5 May 2017 at 2:59 PM

Granted, but everyone dies a gruesome death old.
I wish I had a mobile electronic.

Deleted • 5 May 2017 at 3:03 PM

Granted, but your electronic breaks after your next birthday
I wish I had plant powers.

Deleted • 5 May 2017 at 3:42 PM

granted, but it is the weakest power you have

Deleted • 6 May 2017 at 10:33 AM

@jake1124413
Where's ur wish?

Granted, but you lose control and get killed by ur powers.
I wish Pokemon was real.

iris1929578 • 6 May 2017 at 2:06 PM

Granted, but legendary Pokémon come and destroy the world.
I wish I could play egg cave all day.

Deleted • 6 May 2017 at 2:10 PM

Granted, but that's all you do. You don't eat, sleep, anything.
I wish we had no homework.

iris1929578 • 6 May 2017 at 2:33 PM

Granted, but then your teacher assigns you homework to do at school!
I wish I cloud go into Pokémon episodes.

octoberopal123 • 6 May 2017 at 2:59 PM

@iris1929578

Granted but you have to hang out with Jessie and James
I wish I could travel

iris1929578 • 6 May 2017 at 10:28 PM

Granted, but your plane, train, or car or any type of transportation breaks down, and you get stranded in the middle of nowhere.

alastrine • 7 May 2017 at 2:29 AM

You didn't give me a wish??!?!?!?!
Wish granted you don't get a wish.......what wait o-O.......... paradox!!!!!

Wish: For there to be no more paradoxes here xD