The Mysterious Asteroid Game.

spirithawk • 12 July 2012 at 12:39 PM

:T

whitefire • 12 July 2012 at 3:24 PM

You walk up to the Mysterious Asteroid very carefully...

Oh no! The Asteroid suddenly jumped on you and squashed you! Come back tomorrow when you've unflattened.

awesomething10 • 12 July 2012 at 10:15 PM

A paper is taped to the asteroid. it reads: I am a selfish bum. you will get nothing from me.

whitefire • 14 July 2012 at 12:37 PM

@spirithawk

You walk up to the Mysterious Astroid very carefully...

Oh no! The Mysterious Asteroid randomly ate you! Come back tomorrow when you've been reincarnated.

spirithawk • 15 July 2012 at 4:20 PM

Heehee. :>

whitefire • 15 July 2012 at 4:57 PM

@spirithawk
You walk up to the Mysterious asteroid very carefully...

There is a sign taped to the Asteroid. It says, "There is no Asteroid here, nope! And DON'T COME BACK BECAUSE THERE NEVER WILL BE!!!" I guess you'll have to come back when the Asteroid feels better--meaning never.

spirithawk • 15 July 2012 at 5:41 PM

@whitefire xD

whitefire • 15 July 2012 at 5:45 PM

@spirithawk lol

You walk up to the Mysterious Asteroid very carefully...

Oh no! Because you brought Catnip to bribe the Asteroid (lol wut), a Paroxy, which you are allergic to, randomly attacked in order to get the Catnip from you! I guess you'll have to come back tomorrow when you've healed!

spirithawk • 15 July 2012 at 5:47 PM

@whitefire LOL. My sister is actually allergic to cats. xP

whitefire • 15 July 2012 at 5:49 PM

@spirithawk Really? So am I, but I love them.

You walk up to the Mysterious Asteroid very carefully...


Oh no! The Asteroid is out of valid excuses why it can't give you an egg, so it teleported back into space!

spirithawk • 16 July 2012 at 10:43 PM

Haha. C:

whitefire • 16 July 2012 at 11:13 PM

@spirithawk ;P

You walk up to the place where the Mysterious Asteroid was very carefully...

Look! The Asteroid is rocketing through the sky up ahead! I guess you'll have to come back when the Asteroid decides to come back.

chibidarkness • 16 July 2012 at 11:19 PM

Oh no! The Asteroid grew arms to slap you. Better get a band-aid. :c


^Lame (I can't think of funny stuffs)

On the other hand, the Asteroid is very mean. >:u

jubjubloversboy • 16 July 2012 at 11:27 PM

You walk up to the place where the Mysterious Asteroid was very carefully...

Oh no! An earthquake came, and the Asteroid exploded right in your face! Better come back when it's reincarnated.

whitefire • 16 July 2012 at 11:34 PM

You walk up to the Mysterious Asteroid very carefully...


Great! It's back! But... "Wonderful. Just when I find a moment's peace, some random girl comes up to me and asks for an egg. GO AWAY!!!" says the Asteroid. And then, KABOOM! The Asteroid blew itself up and killed you with it! Guess there'll be no more eggs, EVER, so there's no reason to come back when you've been reincarnated!

spirithawk • 16 July 2012 at 11:48 PM

Haha, love them. ❤️

tralala22 • 18 August 2012 at 9:57 PM

You walk up to the mysterious asteroid but when you come closer,
You grab an egg and take it home. It is a monster with red eyes. It attacks you. You explode and your mother finds out you brought home the mysterious asteroid not an egg.

twilight_raptor • 18 August 2012 at 10:12 PM

Oh no! The mysterious asteroid seems to disintegrate as you approached! Seems like the posture you approached in was slightly incorrect. You are supposed to enhance the mad look you had, and approach hopping on one foot while trying to lick your elbow. Oh well, better luck next time.

faybaybay • 18 August 2012 at 10:17 PM

You walk up to the Mysterious Asteroid very carefully...
The mysterious asteroid tells you it's quitting eggcave & gives you all it's creatures then realizes it doesn't want to quit & takes them back but says you can still feed it's creatures.
Oh well, guess you'll have to come back tomorrow

Deleted • 21 August 2012 at 1:20 PM

@faybaybay

you walk up to the mysterious asteroid

and you say "give me and egg"the mysterious asteroid says"i do not take demands i will now self destruct in 5...4...3...2...1..KABOOM then the mysterious asteroid was never seen again

classicaljitters • 22 August 2012 at 2:11 AM

You walk up to The Mysterious Asteroid... Only to find out it's gone away for Comic Con this next week. Guess you'll have to come back tomorrow.

maren • 13 September 2012 at 7:35 PM

the mysterious asteroid's intergalactic egg layer is broken(eggholio) plz wait 7 years so they can get more parts

Deleted • 14 September 2012 at 10:14 AM

@spirithawk

You walk up to the mysterious asteroid. It huggles it's eggs tightly and says my babies. It then rockets into outerspace with the eggs and was never seen again. guess you'll have to go on an expedition to find it tomorrow!

eggs • 18 September 2012 at 6:17 AM

@spirithawk

The president of Ark has informed us the asteroid is now used

for his litter. He may change his mind tomorrow.

Deleted • 19 September 2012 at 5:49 AM

@spirithawk
@eggs

The asteroid is now @Meteoroid 's home, you can go to
http://www.eggcave.com/profile/Meteoroid and pick anything of your choice XD

exquisiteamethyst86 • 1 October 2012 at 7:19 PM

i don't have any, but these are soo funny!

mastermepp • 1 October 2012 at 7:23 PM

You go up to the asteroid and then a rabid Tine comes up and tries to attack you. You run away in terror and hurry back home, Locking every single door in your entire house.

@spirithawk

exquisiteamethyst86 • 1 October 2012 at 7:23 PM

Wait got one!

spirithawk • 1 October 2012 at 7:25 PM

@mastermepp xD *claps* By the way, do you want your Creatures that you gave me to Creaturesit? 😃

mastermepp • 1 October 2012 at 7:25 PM

@spirithawk
Are they immortal?