"When Life gives you lemons...."

taffy789 • 19 July 2011 at 4:31 AM

Do you have any old sayings love love?
Or wacky ones you just made up?
Well, post them here.

And if this becomes a dead topic, I might cry. :,(
XD

So,
"When life gives you lemons, sell them on Ebay."

smilies • 19 July 2011 at 5:27 AM

When unicorns fly by, you should bake a pie!

*Is making no sense* 😃

ladybugheart • 19 July 2011 at 5:58 PM

When life gives you soda, spill it on your computer and when getting a towel to wipe it up, trip over the chord, landing on your laptop and breaking it into a million pieces.

Actually happened to an online friend. xD

Deleted • 19 July 2011 at 6:00 PM

When life gives you eggs, egg your enemy and laugh in their faces.

balletninja • 19 July 2011 at 6:00 PM

Dustin is an only man.

And you shall be punished.

trish • 19 July 2011 at 6:02 PM

Whenever you cross a random girl, her name is Jiffi. 😃

icymuffin • 19 July 2011 at 6:06 PM

Without "me," it would just be aweso

pipkitten • 19 July 2011 at 6:08 PM

"When life gives you lemons, use them to make apple juice and let everyone wonder how the heck you did it." 😸

lisa1321 • 19 July 2011 at 6:16 PM

I am a person... i think your an alien!

Deleted • 19 July 2011 at 6:19 PM

"Good things come to those who wait." GOSH DANGIT! I want a new laptop I've waited , what? 4 , 5 years? Me want new laptop NOW ]:<

crescentfeather • 19 July 2011 at 6:28 PM

Why do adults teach kids that violence isn't the answer, and then have them read about wars In schools that solved America's problems?

I don't lose things. I place them in locations which later elude me.

I've lost my invisible friend. Have you seen her?

If you met me, you would think of me as quiet, but if you knew me, you would wish I was.

Don't type at me with that tone of voice!

This should have exploded when I pushed the butto...BOOM!!

How ironic would it be if someone choked on a lifesaver!

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

"Let's eat, Grandpa!"

"Let's eat Grandpa!" commas save lives.

Join the dark side. We have cookies.

When life gives you lemons, unless it gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to be horrible.

To be old and wise you have to be young and crazy

I don't trip. I just test gravity....It still works!

I fall down and up stairs..... it takes real skill!

You can't be instrumental without being mental.

The world is round like a triangle. *draws a square*

-Good things come to those who wait.
-I always thought it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave'. No wonder I've been so confused all my life.

"Life is a struggle, filled with pain, but if you go to the dark side, they have
cookies."

taffy789 • 20 July 2011 at 11:46 AM

"When life gives you lemons, unless it gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to taste horrible"

@crescentfeather - LMAO. (:

"If somebody breaks your heart, break their face."

"If somebody crushes your dreams, give 'em Nightmares."

When asked on his deathbed to repent the Devil, a man replied, "This isn't a good time to be taking sides."

salla_darktalon • 20 July 2011 at 2:28 PM

When life gives you lemons, demand your money back on that car you bought from that shifty fellow down the way.

cirrus • 20 July 2011 at 2:45 PM

I don't have one but these are really funny.

carnatate • 20 July 2011 at 2:47 PM

when life gives you a hamster feed it a cookie

taffy789 • 20 July 2011 at 2:48 PM

" When Life gives you Lemons, be thankfull.
I mean, at least it didn't give you homelessness, right?"

"She said, "Let them eat cake." Then they beheaded her.
I would've just ate the darn cake, and got on with my sorry peasent life."

maineen • 20 July 2011 at 2:53 PM

"Never give up a true friend, they will stay till the end."

"when life gives you lemaons make lemonade"

thepells4 • 20 July 2011 at 2:57 PM

"When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies and tell them to go away." My quote X3

"Wear your heart with pride." My quote xD

"...NEVER stop being yourself. Embrace your quirks, your craziness, and it is a part of you. So LOVE it." NOT my quote... But I still like it xD

"Your name is like a dog collar: Yuo don't know exactly where it came from but it helps you remember who you are." xD

"Don't look fear in the eye. If you see it, IT will see YOU, and it will hold you back. Instead, close your eyes and continue on past it." My quote. 😸

taffy789 • 20 July 2011 at 2:57 PM

When life gives you lemons, throw athem at someoe else, watch them make Lemonade, then steal their Lemonade.

linpug • 20 July 2011 at 5:30 PM

When life gives you lemons, you think about what to do with them xD

I'm not a girl but a manly man.

People say that desire and fear make you suffer, but if you don't desire, you don't want and when you don't want you don't get. Just think if you didn't have anything now, would you still be alive?

taffy789 • 20 July 2011 at 5:31 PM

If Ian gives you an Onny..... WAKE UP FROM YOUR DREAM!!!!!!


XD

linpug • 20 July 2011 at 5:37 PM

Also if you don't fear, nothing would be an adventure 😉

pipkitten • 20 July 2011 at 5:44 PM

"Someone can't make a person change, but someone can be a reason for a person to change."

taffy789 • 20 July 2011 at 5:46 PM

"You can pick your friends,You can pick your nose,
But you can't pick your friends nose."

~Mandy from "the Grim Advetures of Billy and Mandy."

miomar • 20 July 2011 at 6:08 PM

"When life gives you ectoplasm, it probably mixed you up with some alien..."

Deleted • 20 July 2011 at 7:44 PM

@taffy789
"When life gives you cucumbers, cut them up and give yourself a facial."

"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at Valdimort."

"He who shall not be named-" "OH SHUT UP ALREADY HIS NAME IS VALDIMORT! JUST USE HIS NAME! THATS WHAT NAMES ARE FOR!"

"When life gives you lemons plant the seeds and await a lemon tree."

"When its your birthday, dont be snoby you may end up dead in a bowling alley."

"When life gives you lemons, oh just... just....... OH I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING!!"

taffy789 • 21 July 2011 at 12:52 PM

"LIKE PINOCCHIO, ONLY FAR MORE MANLY."

randomkitty17 • 21 July 2011 at 5:05 PM

Make pasta not war! 😊 one of my faves, but not mine...

"Because I'm Italian." best excuse ever. By moi.

The difference between a manly girl and a girly man, is that the girly man still won't stop and ask for directions.

Just made that one up 😉

taffy789 • 21 July 2011 at 9:23 PM

"Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." - Stephen King.


"IT'S SO FLUFFY, i'm gunna die!!!"

"I accidently closed my eyes."

"IT'S SO FLUFFEH!!!!"

Agnes, from Despeciable me.

christened_moon • 21 July 2011 at 9:28 PM

@taffy789 Love your first quote!

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to want some juice to go with it.

^Not really an old saying, but it IS a quote from one of my favorite books as a child.