"When Life gives you lemons...."

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petpet55 • 29 August 2011 at 8:46 AM

I made a topic like this some ago and it sadly died out xD
Here are some of the quotes;

"They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." -Andy Warhol

"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it." -From Back to the Future.

"Do you ever feel like you were born in the wrong time? Like you should have been born earlier, when the music was... real?"
"Like the 70's?"
"Earlier, like... the early 70's." -From Brutal Legend (game)

Deleted • 29 August 2011 at 9:00 AM

Yo!you got the lemon saying wrong!😈

~*~When life gives you lemons you make GRAPEJUICE And let the world wonder how you did it~*~

Yeah, I broke my wrist. Got into a fight with a sidewalk. Uh-huh, the sidewalk won.

Live life to the extreme, so you have no regrets at the end.

"Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're gonna get..." ~Forest Gump

"So, Pa, there was now murder?"
"Oh yes, Son, there was."
"What?"
"Killed perfectly good weekend..." ~Murder by Death

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7, 8, 9!

What'd the baby tell the diaper after robbing the Toy Store?
Hurry! We gotta ditch the popo!

[bah, throw in two awful jokes to end it xD]

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taffy789 • 29 August 2011 at 5:46 PM

"I didn't trip, I was just testing gravity!! Yep, still works"

XD

Deleted • 29 August 2011 at 5:53 PM

xDD


Okay you go first. The we can see who the dumber one is. Nah Im sure the lion is a veggitarion. Looks like we found the dumber person. xD

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dionaea • 29 August 2011 at 5:56 PM

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

From Forrest Gump, I love that one 😸

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randomkitty17 • 29 August 2011 at 6:34 PM

"Wheeeeeee OH BLARGHFFYFCTGARUJ"

"I got writers block at the part where she ate some toast."

"What do you want for your birthday?" "A UNICORN! WITH PASTA! A PASTACORN! 8D"

"OMG I CAUGHT CHICKEN TETRAZINI!!!"

Quotes by meeeee XD

Also, something my classmate said: "Why isn't murder called...MURDERCIDE?"
Say it out loud. SAY IT. I DARE YOU TO SAY IT.

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lizardfeather • 29 August 2011 at 6:37 PM

"Would there be light without darkness?"

*mystical mood* xP

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dewpaw • 29 August 2011 at 6:41 PM

Flying is falling ad missing the Ground!

It takes real skill to trip on a flat surface.

When life gives you a giant rubber band, shoot it people! 😈

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taffy789 • 1 October 2011 at 5:20 PM

Quotes of SPONGEBOB! 8D

"You don't need a lisence to drive a sandwich."

"Oh, we were having a staring contest? I thought this was a blinking contest and I was losing."

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sarahsaurus • 1 October 2011 at 5:22 PM

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it

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pizza5pizza5 • 1 October 2011 at 5:22 PM

When life gives you lemons, use them to squirt lemon juice into the eyes of your enemies 😃

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nkiay • 1 October 2011 at 5:25 PM

Favorite of all time.



*lots of New CS eggs are around*

"You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a CS egg" XD

Deleted • 1 October 2011 at 5:28 PM

One of my friends made this up.

'The cows fly at midnight' XD

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icymuffin • 1 October 2011 at 5:28 PM

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

{No offense intended :] }

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nkiay • 1 October 2011 at 5:31 PM

@lizardfeather😃

"The brightest lights cast the darkest shadows."

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lola622f • 1 October 2011 at 5:34 PM

Blood is better than water.

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pudgyjr1998 • 1 October 2011 at 7:32 PM

If the world didn't suck, then we'd all fall off XD

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lyricgeek • 1 October 2011 at 7:44 PM

"I was laying in bed the other day, looking up at the stars- wondering, where the heck did the ceiling go?'

Deleted • 1 October 2011 at 9:09 PM

Dance like there's no tomorrow

Deleted • 1 October 2011 at 9:25 PM

Shoot for the moon, even if you fall, you'll Land among the stars....

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese*SNAP!*

Deleted • 1 October 2011 at 9:25 PM

I have another one.

When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic. 😃

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odie100 • 1 October 2011 at 9:43 PM

"I became self employed and I still have a jerk for a boss."
😃

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lola622f • 1 October 2011 at 9:47 PM

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt

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taffy789 • 1 October 2011 at 9:48 PM

@odie100 - *Bursts out laughing*

Good one. ^^

"ALWAYS BE VILIGLANT!" ~ Mad Eye Moody from Harry Potter.

Deleted • 1 October 2011 at 9:49 PM

@odie100

Okay where'd you hear that? That so wasn't you. 😊

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lola622f • 1 October 2011 at 9:55 PM

When life give you lemons try and make lemonade. If you fail, buy some at the store.

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taffy789 • 2 October 2011 at 3:38 AM

"Open the door like a boss, step down like a boss, take a gander at the world like a boss, then run off like an ASSITANT!" ~ Ryan from Ningahiga, the Youtube videos.

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technowolf • 2 October 2011 at 3:59 AM

"when life gives you lemons make combustible lemons."
Game
"When life gives you noobs, pwn them and take their stuff."
Me
"never trust a elephant holding a banana.'
Me
" The cats in the bag now!"
My mom
" keep your friends close and your enemies tied a h bomb."
Me

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taffy789 • 7 October 2011 at 7:26 PM


"Remember kids, NO ONE can imprison you for reading." ~ Mermaid Man.

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