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Deleted • 21 July 2011 at 10:41 PM
"Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade's gonna suck!" "When God gives you lemons, it's time to get a new God..""When life gives you lemons, get some limes and salt and call me!"I made this one up 5 seconds ago:"I was told 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade' Well, life did give me lemons so I cut them open and squeezed the juice into Life's eyes...does that work too?"
peppermintcowboy • 21 July 2011 at 10:48 PM
"When life gives you lemons... kindly say Thank You, keep your ridiculous whining to yourself, and enjoy your good fortune. Millions are starving. You're lucky to get any free food handed to you at all, spoiled brat."
randomkitty17 • 21 July 2011 at 10:53 PM
When life gives you lemons, make a big deal about it. Brag, after all, life doesn't give gifts to just everyone.When life gives you lemons, throw them in life's face and ask for pasta instead.
Deleted • 21 July 2011 at 10:57 PM
@randomkitty17 Lmao! i love the second one
randomkitty17 • 21 July 2011 at 10:59 PM
@darklovely3100 thanks! 😸 pasta is my favorite food!~
someone123 • 22 July 2011 at 9:14 AM
Whe life gives you lemons squeez the juice in a glass and drink it 😈
rabbitwanter • 22 July 2011 at 9:23 AM
When life gives u lemons, nmake grape juice and try 2 figure out how u did it 😋
taffy789 • 25 July 2011 at 6:53 PM
"LIKE PINOCCHIO, ONLY FAR MORE MANLY. " When life gives you Lemons...don't get mad, get GLAD!!!When life gives you a fish, start slapping people with it. When life gives you lemons, find someone life gave cake to, and ask for a trade.When life gives you a question, find the answer.
Deleted • 25 July 2011 at 6:54 PM
When life gives you a teal platypus name it Perry and have it fight evil.
carnatate • 25 July 2011 at 6:57 PM
When life gives you hunny give it to winnie the pooh XD
taffy789 • 25 July 2011 at 6:57 PM
When life gives you Avatar the season box set on DVD, watch it. 😃
crescentfeather • 25 July 2011 at 7:02 PM
Why do adults teach kids that violence isn't the answer, and then have them read about wars in schools that solved America's problems?I don't lose things. I place them in locations which later elude me. I've lost my invisible friend. Have you seen her?I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."Let's eat, Grandpa!""Let's eat Grandpa!" commas save lives. You can't be instrumental without being mental.
taffy789 • 29 July 2011 at 12:33 PM
"Oh Look, there's you honor." ~ The actress that played Azula and that Avatar show I like. XD "ARRGGGHHHH" ~ Chubaca
forestgem15 • 29 July 2011 at 1:03 PM
@crescentfeather awesome XD"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.""Any unattended kids will be given an espresso and a free puppy."
taffy789 • 1 August 2011 at 2:33 PM
"Why don't we take Bikini Bottom...... AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!" ~ "And don't you think you can get out of this by shooting me."
andygal • 1 August 2011 at 5:13 PM
when life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.I like long walks, especially those taken by people who annoy me. Some people are like slinkies, they don't have much use but they are fun to push down the stairs.
scarlettsong • 1 August 2011 at 10:22 PM
"Let's lump all the useless cats together and hope a tree falls on them!""I have chocolate and I'm not afraid to use it!""When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and leave the world wondering how you did it"
crescentfeather • 1 August 2011 at 10:24 PM
@scarlettsong CAT-HATER D8<*pelts with tomatoes and Justin Bieber pics*LOL. XD
pipkitten • 1 August 2011 at 10:33 PM
"People are like slinkeys: completely useless. But they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!"
andbumblebee • 1 August 2011 at 11:40 PM
@Taffy789: "And don't you think you can get out of this by shooting me." What is this quote from? It's great. Sounds familiar, too...When Life hands you lemons, you'd better hope you don't have any papercuts on your fingers.Give a man a fish, and he can feed himself for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you'll never see him on weekends.
taffy789 • 1 August 2011 at 11:41 PM
@andbumblebee - It's from American Dad, Francine said it. 😊 OMG your second qoute is HIRALIOUS XD
andbumblebee • 2 August 2011 at 12:15 AM
@pipkitten: That quote brings me a smile, too. 😋@taffy789: Thanks! I think I made it up, but I probably heard it somewhere and just don't remember where. 😃
carnatate • 2 August 2011 at 12:23 AM
When life gives you a coupon spend it DUH lol xD
redfire77 • 2 August 2011 at 12:29 AM
Jerry Seinfeld:It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
andygal • 2 August 2011 at 12:50 AM
build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. People will do anything just to see if it's possible to do it, if you put a switch in a remote cave somewhere with a sign attached saying "END OF THE WORLD SWITCH, DO NOT PRESS!" the paint wouldn't even have time to dry. the second one is from Terry Prachett, I don't know where the first one is from.
pipkitten • 2 August 2011 at 12:52 AM
"My mind is like a steel trap; rusty and illegal in 37 states!" 😃
dewpaw • 2 August 2011 at 1:00 AM
Buy 4 pigs, paint the numbers 1,2 3, and 5 on them. Let them loose in the local mall, sit back and watch as the police try to find number 4! xD
scarlettsong • 2 August 2011 at 7:34 PM
@thepells4I'd squirt the lemons in your first quote in Ben's eyes 😉"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight dogs to pull a sled through snow""We all make mistakes. Some have echoes that last forever""Whoever said money couldn't buy happiness obviously didn't know where to go shopping"
carnatate • 2 August 2011 at 7:35 PM
Bump
taffy789 • 29 August 2011 at 8:30 AM
"If you don't eat, I have a funnel. And you might be wondering, 'How is she going to fit a HAMBURGER down a funnel?' To that I tell you, Do you REALLY want to find out? So yeah, you better eat something." ~ Something I just made up. XD