<The Goku Games>

goku • 1 September 2012 at 2:08 PM

*A giant black curtain falls*

*I walk out and grab a Microphone*

Good day to you all.

I shall tell you why you are here.

You have been randomly selected to be placed in a tournament.....to the death.😈

A maximum of 27 People can Join. Each day at 4:00, someone will be dropped.....and fall to their deaths😈

However.....If you can manage to survive.....A reward lies in store for you.

Submissions closed. Do NOT post here if you are not signed up^^

1. @cat
5. @colette
6. @awesomeness365
9. @bunnyshadow
12. @jazzyleia
22. @whispers
23. @kimichanx3
26. @newlife
27. @alannah
#TheGokuGamesBegin


-Will continue-

hedwig68 • 1 September 2012 at 2:11 PM

@goku

What an interesting game. XD

cat • 1 September 2012 at 2:12 PM

@goku I can haz join? 😃

ice2505 • 1 September 2012 at 2:13 PM

@goku oh!! I want to join!!! and....hopefully not die..xD

syndrome • 1 September 2012 at 2:18 PM

@goku I would like to join 😃

goku • 1 September 2012 at 2:19 PM

@cat

Adding you

@ice2505 Adding you 😊

Each day there will be.....Some suprise for you to suffer.

Today....Is special.

TWO People will be eliminated instead of the normal one😈

This is what you must know....

Try to make me laugh with the Funniest, Most Random, Paragraph you can think of😈

-I will READ ALL SUBMISSIONS BUT MIGHT NOT RESPOND TO EACH ONE-

-No offense, but the worst two Paragraphs...Must die with their writers-

Let these games Begin! *Vanishes*

Deleted • 1 September 2012 at 2:19 PM

@goku I wanna join 8D

Deleted • 1 September 2012 at 2:19 PM

@goku
I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE! >u<

goku • 1 September 2012 at 2:23 PM

Adding Everyone 😈

awesomeness365 • 1 September 2012 at 2:24 PM

@goku: I shall join. c: Haha, I am PREPARED! xD

goku • 1 September 2012 at 2:27 PM

@awesomeness365

Welcome😈

awesomeness365 • 1 September 2012 at 2:29 PM

@goku: So... do we write the paragraph now? o.o

zoom150 • 1 September 2012 at 2:30 PM

@goku may i please join? 😊

alannah • 1 September 2012 at 2:32 PM

@goku
Can I join? XD

cat • 1 September 2012 at 2:33 PM

Cow Shampoo

Have you ever wondered why hamburgers are greasy? There is a simple reason for it, and I have found out how to end obesity! You simply have to use... COW SHAMPOO! It is made very simply. You take a rainbow and you squeeze the colors out of it to make color juice. Then, you take the gray rainbow and lick it. After you have completely covered it in licks, you must find the garlic dragon and kill it. You take its tongue and put it on the rainbow so it will stay covered in saliva. Then, you must wait for the flying pig. It will ask you a question; Summer, Winter, or Spring? You must answer FALL and ride on its back. Then it will bring you to the world of Minecraft, and you will eat every tree there is. After that, you fart ten times into the bucket of colors, and VOILA! Cow shampoo is made.

Now, the next question. How do you wash the cow? It is very simple. Take the old gray rainbow and wrap it around the cow. Then, you smear it with olive oil and chant: AHOOHA AHOOHA, EXOTIC SOOOODAAAS! A fancy man will appear and give you a choice. Fancy Grapefruit soda, Pineapple soda, or Chocolate Soda. You mist do a barrel roll and scream; BALDERDASH! Then, you pour the color juice and farts on the cow and drink the soda, and it is DONE!


@goku

bunnyshadow • 1 September 2012 at 2:37 PM

@Goku 8! 😃

Ps:

You bettah not kill meh >:U

*puffup army holds Pixani hostage*

ice2505 • 1 September 2012 at 2:51 PM

@goku noooo can you have more than one submission, just incase it sucks? xD I don't like dying. xD

It was a nice and sunny day. I was walking my pet duck along the sidewalk, when I noticed a guy across the street was looking at me oddly. I avoided his gaze and kept walking. Suddenly I felt something wet on my shoes. I had stepped in a puddle of milk. So I started jumping in it, like a little child. Just then that man sprinted over and started hitting me with a loaf of bread, and kept telling me that I wasn't who I thought I was. I grabbed the loaf of bread and started eating it, because I was hungry. The man was hungry too, we started fighting over the bread. He grabbed a baseball bat from his pocket, and lit it on fire, and started hitting me with it. I looked at the man, and told him that I loved him with all my life, and the last thing I saw was my pet duck holding a carton of milk, laughing at me.

schusteralex2 • 1 September 2012 at 2:54 PM

@goku Me wanna join 😸

leafpelt • 1 September 2012 at 2:55 PM

@goku
The Goku games? XD So you're a dictator now? 😋

bunnyshadow • 1 September 2012 at 3:07 PM

@Goku

Here are some scenes of me and my friends.

Yesterday, I was sitting with my friends in our marching band classroom. We were sitting near a group of the seventh graders that are new to marching band. I gave them a paper to study(our march for the year) and they looked at it with a scared expression. So I asked: "Remember it by next week."
The new kids looked close to crying and then this is what happened:

Friend 1: *smacks my thigh* WUZ WRONG WIT YOU D; YOUR SCARING THE KIDS
Friend 2: *throws a textbook at me*
Me: OW D: I'M WEARING SHORTS DON'T SLAP ME THERE.
New kids: *scared scared scared expressions* D: D:
Friend 3: *hugs kids* It's ok, children. Let's get you away from the goth gangster. >:U
Me: *curse*
Friend(all): WATCH YER LANGUAGE. ☹️

Twenty minutes later, I was sitting and my friends at their house and we were playing truth or dare. It was really awkward because we always play it with ought rules. xD Here are some of the dares:

1) Kiss a toilet seat.
2) Jump off the wall onto the principles car. (The guy actually did this D😊
3) Girl switch clothes with a guy. Guy switch clothes with a girl.

PS. The next day, a guy wore a pink dress to school. xD It was hilarious, and mentally distrubing. c:

zero_chaos • 1 September 2012 at 3:52 PM

@goku

Well... this sounds brutal 😋 Count me in, please!

awesomeness365 • 1 September 2012 at 3:56 PM

Stop. Drop. Roll. Don't listen to them!! Especially if they're someone you don't like. They could be pretending that your clothes are on fire, and slowly guide you to the edge of a cliff, and say, "STOP! Your clothes are on fire! Quick! Stop, drop and roll! That way!" You see, you never know if someone's actually helping you or trying to do the opposite.

On the other hand, that could be an accident. COMPLETELY. Like if they didn't see the edge of the cliff, or they tripped over you and both of you fell to your doom. Maybe a unicorn will fly by and rescue you from your fall into the land of sizzling PIZZAS! >:-D Now, wouldn't that be nice? YES, you say. That's right, be a polite ol' chap.

jazzyleia • 1 September 2012 at 4:30 PM

@goku

I shall join! Sounds interesting 😃

My funny story: So one day I walked out of school and was waiting for my grandma to come pick me up. I thought i saw her car pull up so I went and got into the car.

When I turned to ask her where we were going for food, I saw it was some dude! XD I thought it was her car because of the color and license plate.

Me = embarrased and people around me all saw to and then the person who's car that was came out and then just left....

syndrome • 1 September 2012 at 6:11 PM

@goku I musn't die O.O


The lama rolled lazily down the hill, whilst he enjoyed his strawberry ice cream. "Pardon me dear lama, but you've crushed my wife," said a quaint, proper ladybug when the lama stop rolling. "I'm a horse you little cheeto," the lama said before running away crying. He then slipped on a banana peel off the side of a cliff full of emo clowns, never to be heard of again. 😃

Deleted • 1 September 2012 at 6:12 PM

@goku
I wanna join, I wanna join! XD

faybaybay • 1 September 2012 at 6:20 PM

@goku
I wanna join!

hisui • 1 September 2012 at 6:27 PM

@goku
can I enter? 😊

yts • 1 September 2012 at 6:42 PM

@goku
I would join 😸

goku • 1 September 2012 at 6:55 PM

Adding Everyone^^

xstephaanie • 1 September 2012 at 7:03 PM

@goku

Can I join? This sounds fun!